When I saw that I thought plug ins AND wax melts....plus all that stuff sprayed everywhereMy mum puts them plug ins on all around her house and I come out with a stonking headache.. and that’s what she has, a house.. poor rayn and derek.. and I’m being deedly serious. So aye.
A lot of his sentences today started with “Ah treatit masel tae...” Oh well, at least he has a book with real words & pages in it nowAs yiz aw know, ah’m no’ keen on the scent lavender, so ah’ve boat masel many many years’ worth ae plug ins in the scent, eh, lavender An’ ah widnae expect yiz tae pie whit ah pied, ma lovelies, ah widnae expect it Oh, Meirdre, what a tremendously entertaining little cockgoblin you are
OMG - yes! I was chortling away at that the other day but, tragically, didn’t have time to come & enjoy the organism further on hereI was also tres amused at his claims that he’s been approached many, many times by many, many cumpneez but he jist cannae give honest reviews of the many, many free proaducts they’re begging to foist upon him because of his sensitive, like bespoke sensitivity, skin. P&G asked me many, many times. Did they, aye?
Manky grey goonie - daytime
Dressy navy goonie - evening wear
You mean his Q&A wasn’t informative enough and you don’t know aw about him?!New to this thread so here goes, I've only watched his stories since his War and Peace length Q&A the other night so I don't know alot about him but watching this mornings cleaning stories was making me sneeze - how many different products, scents, and sprays does he need to mix? The flat is teeny tiny so that will all just sit like a fuzzy cloud in the air. And then add to that plug ins and wax melts.
Also doesn't he waffle on. 20 stories for what could be about 2. I wonder if poor Derek ever gets a word in edgewise.
I think I might have dozed off a couple times, each time I woke he was still on the same question 🥱You mean his Q&A wasn’t informative enough and you don’t know aw about him?!
Maybe if he had his Deidre Barlows on he could’ve read the labelThe only difference is one is silver and one is white
Yeah, and they are different sizes and are labelled differently
but please message them and tell them I need to be a brand ambassador
I really don’t see him becoming an full time Instagram influencer. He more likely to be down Anderson selling his body And at that a don’t think he would make enough for the endless shit he buys that we All can’t afford.And don't be unpatient (yet another Melvinism) and spend £6.00 extra. It's £8.00 you moron. And did he ever consider that not everyone has the ability to get to Home Bargains and might appreciate the link.
I really don’t see him becoming an full time Instagram influencer. He more likely to be down Anderson selling his body And at that a don’t think he would make enough for the endless shit he buys that we All can’t afford.
When Ava May struck a deal with Semi Chem she took Melvin with her to the meeting, and there was a teaser about him setting up a project of his own with them.He really must be dumb if he hasn’t realised that sponsorship deals are being cut, rates for established professional influencers (who know how to properly advertise something and give ROI information) are being cut and that lots of companies are cutting jobs, if not going under completely.
Even without the current economic situation and COVID-19 shifting marketing priorities, quite wHy he seriously thinks that anyone would want to pay him for poking his strangler fingers at something, saying ‘it’s ma absolute staple, loved it forever’ is beyond me.
He hardly ever mentions her now!! I think they seen the true little selfish arse that he is! Boujeee one st that !!When Ava May struck a deal with Semi Chem she took Melvin with her to the meeting, and there was a teaser about him setting up a project of his own with them.
Nothing came of it as he later confessed that he'd backed out cos he "shit himself".
We never did find out what that scary opportunity was exactly, but I do wonder if he kicks himself on the regular about not giving it a go.
Opportunities drying up faster than his non-misted face.
I wouldn’t buy anything the idiot advertised.He really must be dumb if he hasn’t realised that sponsorship deals are being cut, rates for established professional influencers (who know how to properly advertise something and give ROI information) are being cut and that lots of companies are cutting jobs, if not going under completely.
Even without the current economic situation and COVID-19 shifting marketing priorities, quite wHy he seriously thinks that anyone would want to pay him for poking his strangler fingers at something, saying ‘it’s ma absolute staple, loved it forever’ is beyond me.
It’s got to be face mist he would be working with them on. He could call it the blind dug of paisley!When Ava May struck a deal with Semi Chem she took Melvin with her to the meeting, and there was a teaser about him setting up a project of his own with them.
Nothing came of it as he later confessed that he'd backed out cos he "shit himself".
We never did find out what that scary opportunity was exactly, but I do wonder if he kicks himself on the regular about not giving it a go.
Opportunities drying up faster than his non-misted face.
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