OMG how many face mists does he need? He has an addiction. His flat is like the beauty counter in homebargains
How the hell does he spray so much shit and put so much shit on his delicate skin. How the hell he doesn’t have a constant headache with all the crap he uses. Poor Derek either in a haze of smoke or a haze of Chemicals.He really is addicted to spending money
How many face mists is that now? 8?? There’s nae need
But did you buy it because the great and powerful Mazda told you to?Forgive me, for I have sinned.
I bought the home bargains washing up bowl
That's doing a disservice to Jamie to be fair lol. I've never seen so much make up and skincare that will likely never be used.He’s definitely aiming to be seedhills answer to Jamie Geniveve with the make up n shit. He’s a middle aged manboy. Nae budy will he taking tips of advice from you makron. All that make up and skin care and you still look like peewee Herman.
We need to stage an intervention! How are you feeling? It’s okay, it’s not to late to save you. Please answer truthfully- do you have an urge to purchase multiple face mists?Forgive me, for I have sinned.
I bought the home bargains washing up bowl
Forgive me, for I have sinned.
I bought the home bargains washing up bowl
We need to stage an intervention! How are you feeling? It’s okay, it’s not to late to save you. Please answer truthfully- do you have an urge to purchase multiple face mists?
Sort your door handles out man! I am sure some hot water and a scrub daddy will take that paint off, call yourself a cleaner?
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I watched him with it the other day and thought I need one like that. Luckily I don’t need nor wantfacebody mists.
i think I need to go to see a counsellor now...For whatever case of insanity I have got from lockdown.
Forgive me, for I have sinned.
I bought the home bargains washing up bowl
But is it gin? Or a doop?Faced with a choice tonight of dissecting Melvin and his latest begs for attention or gin.
I chose gin.
Nailed it! ThisHe buys, often unnecessarily in bulk, one brand after another in the vague hope they'll hire him as the face of the brand and he'll be propelled to stardom. When nothing comes of each story, he looks for something else to buy and the cycle continues... I think it culminated this week with him actually admitting he wants to be a full time influencer and asking for help to achieve it.
He might upload it to his story... But because he doesn’t read here, he’ll never know it was me and block me. No siree! https://giphy.com/VqPpOjb1rOBBSYou should take a photo of it and tag saint marion and see if he notices you
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