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Why would you tag back the person who started the train off in the 1st place
Because they have the iq of a sock?
Great job on the graphics Melv, this is why he is top of his game 
You would think he would take his time to do it properly when it involves his queen.
You would think he would take his time to do it properly when it involves his queen.
Lovely warm day so he’s away out a walk in the tinfoil trackie?
Sweat will be belting down his wee bespoke heed. Hope he doesn’t come across another blind naketa dug ! imagine him running in that polyester the static ! Add into that fumes he must sweat out from all the Ava may wax melts and air fresheners from his over clutterd midden/full rent cooncil hoose! He would go up like a smoke mushroom! Boom
paisley version of Chernobyl.
There’s no way on this earth that Martin has IBS through the roof. He just talks a lot of drivel! The amount of crap he eats, if he did have IBS, he’d be permanently attached to the pan. 
Afternoon tea, pizzas and McDonald's. Why he's not the size of his dream hoose is a mystery to me.
He suffers from verbal diarrheaThere’s no way on this earth that Martin has IBS through the roof. He just talks a lot of drivel! The amount of crap he eats, if he did have IBS, he’d be permanently attached to the pan.
IBS = Intensive Bespoke Shite
Because he’s constantly pissing out his bespoke ass so aye and so forth
I cant believe he wore it oot!
Sorry Derek! 
You're probably 80% here for the comments, like most of us!Can’t decide if I like him or like watching his stories just to then read the comments on this
As soon as I seen those rustler burgers on his stories I had to come on here! Hadn’t looked at his stories in a while but by god you guys don’t disappoint 
That tracksuit was so embarrassing like is his whole entire wee world grey shiny tack
That tracksuit was so embarrassing like is his whole entire wee world grey shiny tack
It’s the latter, ma lovelieCan’t decide if I like him or like watching his stories just to then read the comments on this
So because his sleep is disrupted he has to disturb Derek
Those thin nets wont help, why did he buy them?
He needs blackout curtains, ffs! I do sympathise with not being able to sleep, I had 5 days of it a few years ago and it's horrible!
Which Debenhams does the shiny face bleep work at? I know one to the Glasgow stores is shutting, is it his one? And if it isn't surely the wee wanker must be going back to work soon? I really miss his lonely stories from his breaks when he sits all on his todd 
Someone on thread 11 said he worked at the city centre oneWhich Debenhams does the shiny face bleep work at? I know one to the Glasgow stores is shutting, is it his one? And if it isn't surely the wee wanker must be going back to work soon? I really miss his lonely stories from his breaks when he sits all on his todd
The one that's shutting in Glasgow ain't his and Scotland don't have dates yet for non essential retail re-opening. There is an announcement expected about more easing measures towards end of this week so he's still aff til further notice.Which Debenhams does the shiny face bleep work at? I know one to the Glasgow stores is shutting, is it his one? And if it isn't surely the wee wanker must be going back to work soon? I really miss his lonely stories from his breaks when he sits all on his todd
I don't recall him saying at anytime that he's keen to get back either.
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