Me too! They give me the heave!Exactly what I ran to rattle to say
Me too! They give me the heave!Exactly what I ran to rattle to say
Because they have the iq of a sock?
Sweat will be belting down his wee bespoke heed. Hope he doesn’t come across another blind naketa dug ! imagine him running in that polyester the static ! Add into that fumes he must sweat out from all the Ava may wax melts and air fresheners from his over clutterd midden/full rent cooncil hoose! He would go up like a smoke mushroom! Boom paisley version of Chernobyl.Lovely warm day so he’s away out a walk in the tinfoil trackie?
He suffers from verbal diarrheaThere’s no way on this earth that Martin has IBS through the roof. He just talks a lot of drivel! The amount of crap he eats, if he did have IBS, he’d be permanently attached to the pan.
Because he’s constantly pissing out his bespoke ass so aye and so forthAfternoon tea, pizzas and McDonald's. Why he's not the size of his dream hoose is a mystery to me.
I cant believe he wore it oot! Sorry Derek!Lovely warm day so he’s away out a walk in the tinfoil trackie?
You're probably 80% here for the comments, like most of us!Can’t decide if I like him or like watching his stories just to then read the comments on this
It’s the latter, ma lovelieCan’t decide if I like him or like watching his stories just to then read the comments on this
Those thin nets wont help, why did he buy them? He needs blackout curtains, ffs! I do sympathise with not being able to sleep, I had 5 days of it a few years ago and it's horrible!
Someone on thread 11 said he worked at the city centre oneWhich Debenhams does the shiny face bleep work at? I know one to the Glasgow stores is shutting, is it his one? And if it isn't surely the wee wanker must be going back to work soon? I really miss his lonely stories from his breaks when he sits all on his todd
The one that's shutting in Glasgow ain't his and Scotland don't have dates yet for non essential retail re-opening. There is an announcement expected about more easing measures towards end of this week so he's still aff til further notice.Which Debenhams does the shiny face bleep work at? I know one to the Glasgow stores is shutting, is it his one? And if it isn't surely the wee wanker must be going back to work soon? I really miss his lonely stories from his breaks when he sits all on his todd