Cleaning with Mario #13 He can't believe it's not clutter

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Omg what kind of mug is Body Shop Shelly!? He binned his eye gel by “mistake” so she’s sent him another one. I would have told him to piss off. Also for someone that is pretty certain to not have a job by Christmas he ain’t half splashing the cash! Ava May won’t be happy you’ve an AldI stick smelly now 🙄
Ah, but, you see - he’ll *never* have any need to purchase a new reed diffyoozer ever again because his 4 hunner mil wans will last him 4 lifetimes. Smarter than he looks 🤦🏼‍♀️
 
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bleeping hell. Considering he “never drinks” I’ve seen the bleep with at least 4 hangovers since I started following him. That pizza as well. That’s a lot of dough for someone with “IBS”. Wouldn’t wanna be Dezza tonight. It’ll be like the scene out of Trainspotting again
Ohhhhh!! 🤢😂😂
 
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Omg what kind of mug is Body Shop Shelly!? He binned his eye gel by “mistake” so she’s sent him another one. I would have told him to piss off. Also for someone that is pretty certain to not have a job by Christmas he ain’t half splashing the cash! Ava May won’t be happy you’ve an AldI stick smelly now 🙄
Exactly. I am a body shop rep and those roll ons are £20 each, even with discount he’s getting about £35 worth of free stuff just from the roll ons. Ungrateful wee shite
 
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Just thought I would add these here incase anyone was looking for a new avatar. I was going to change mine but I have quite like my mug, I actually like this mug more than Marion as we have never seen it since the day he bought it 🙄 He does bloody love his giant reed diffuser even though he bought it without smelling it. I hope it stinks 😂
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Omg thank you for my new boujee profile picture! Something to refer to when I also need to scale a new luxury bespoke bit of tat to size.... so aye
 
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Omg he is such a fud a teeth anniversary this guys needs an actual life! And its bad but i am enjoy the fact that hinch has started some stupid follow train thing this morning and hes not included 😂😂😂😂 i thought him and SOPHIE were BFF’s 🤔
 
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The shops are a free for all and it stresses you. What a little prick. Anyone here work in Tesco?? Can we get an aisle dedicated to Mariam.
 
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