Cleaning with Mario #13 He can't believe it's not clutter

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Hello ma luvlies, no sure if we r still doing thread title suggestions but my suggestion is #FreeDerek but aye that’s all av goat tae tell yiz and so forth ma luvlies MWAH Xo
 
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Thanks nice beard man - my memory is shite - When I read what you said it all came back to me.
 
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I’m in no way religious but I’m praying to jeebus that we’re not subjected to his trotters later on
 
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Nice one Moira. Just told your hunners of thousands of followers that Derek has the trots. Poor Dezza
So let me get this straight !!!

Derek has a stomach bug, he comes homes from work - I have never heard of him doing that before, - he seem real ethical and a grafter. We have all been there and it is not nice.

So cunty face needs to be pampered - ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS !!!

Would you ever look after that lovely boy ..... I want to get on a plane rescue him
 
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I haven’t been following long so I’m not as irritated by him and admittedly don’t know a lot but some of the antics I have seen have made me belly laugh. What’s with the feet dancing . He might be a bit of a twit but there’s a bit of comedy gold in there. Not what he’s aiming for I’m sure given how boujee he is
 
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And why is he in need of a wee pamper? He does fuck all!
Derek should be getting pampered

Someone living local-ish definitely needs to get outside their flat and wave a #FreeDerek placard or banner!

You are right! I've been following him and this thread since roughly the beginning of lockdown and he's given me plenty of much needed laughs ! But he can be a bit of an idiot, like today, posting Derek basically has the shits! #FreeDerek and #FreeRayn So aye....
 
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If limmy doesn't come out and say that Mario is a character and this has all been for one his new shows i am going to be so upset
 
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Daisy I’ve cream bar
Fucking hell
I couldn’t get my head round that photo. What are we looking at, it all seems out of scale. Also I thought his niece was about 17/18 (not sure) this looks like something for a six year old although to be fair I can’t actually work out what it is??
 
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