Layering your perfumes 🫣 Never ever heard that yin afore.
His bedroom must stink like a brothel oan a busy day. Clem de la Clem
His bedroom must stink like a brothel oan a busy day. Clem de la Clem
Lol He's like Lauren Goodger with her shed full of microwaves...lmaoAs if I need a reminder and a warning to get ready for tomorrow for him to 'show and tell' me (like a toddler takes his toy dinosaur to nursery) he's bought 4 candles, a bottle of Lenor and a multi pack of criss from that small business B&M. Plus some high end brand expensive perfume that will no doubt be sprayed once and left to see out it's dusty days on his buckled shelves, where all the other 'insane' scents go to ferment then die.
Basically Paisley cooncil could legitimately and accurately call that penthoose flat a storage unit. Imagine the Storage Hunters episode where they eagerly open it up and expect a great cash return on the contents but instead get 20 drinks stayshuns, 4 vacuums, 23 salt and pepper pots, 453256 bottles of perfume and a knock off Dior saddle bag. They'd be tamping, fuming and raging.
No wonder followers are dropping.
Hard of social media content
What mafia?!
Aw they don’t disappoint, imagine all the posh garden centre vibes mixed with high end boujee decorations from the likes of Harrods and Harvey nics, nah am just shittin it’s a fecking tat caveI’m a newbie so not going to lie I am really looking forward to his Christmas decorations
Actual scenes in the Shire when he says he's coming fur a visit.He did not know Rhianna's name is Robin.
Wiki is your go to Mario.
He dosna know why Spanish products cost more in the UK than what he saw in LR.
Transport charges etc Mario.
He canna believe the perfumes he bought/Deek bought were cheaper in LR.
Fakes Mario.
The man has learning, speaking, spelling and writing disabilities.
He was the village idiot, he was probably, no not probably, actually ran out of Ayrshire with pitchforks.
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It's akin tae the Phoenix nights community day gala and nae debates. Youse huv Mario's autumn decs tae see first, normally about August. Last years wereI’m a newbie so not going to lie I am really looking forward to his Christmas decorations
I’ve had chemo and radiotherapy, ma hair fell oot , I wear wigs , but I would never leave the hoose wi that thing on ma heid . Gies uscwig wearers a bad nameShe's got alopecia, this is one of her new wigs. Frightful.
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Ooft! She is no braw. She's got that look aboot her that she honestly thinks she's piping. Hope she disnae staun too near any candles or flames or she'll light up like Marion's September Christmas tree wae that tiktok shop plastic wig.
Her hair looks like ripped oot knitting and in nearly every photo and video I've seen of her shes always got her teeth hinging oot to dry.
He must be howlingHe's so thick it's embarrassing. He can't pronounce his words, can't spell them either. He's useless
It's so warm here in the North and my windows are wide open. And this ugly weirdo is in a thick winter oodie thing. He's really not all there.
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It’s worse from the back…I’ve had chemo and radiotherapy, ma hair fell oot , I wear wigs , but I would never leave the hoose wi that thing on ma heid . Gies uscwig wearers a bad name
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What’s wrong wi her mooth?
Read this. Got a Google prompt, would you like a translationSorry guys I'm dumping these for the wiki.
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Looks like a block of uncooked super noodles.It’s worse from the back…
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It’s reminding me of my favourite type of dog…… you guys know the oneIt’s worse from the back…
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I’ve had chemo and radiotherapy, ma hair fell oot , I wear wigs , but I would never leave the hoose wi that thing on ma heid . Gies uscwig wearers a bad name
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What’s wrong wi her mooth?
Feck it does as well. In the words of Mario, I'm screamingLooks like a block of uncooked super noodles.
Also the look on that guys face looking at her. He's either trying to haud the laughter in or ready to bolt cos hes mistook her heid for a rabid shih tzu.
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