Cleaning with Mario #126 He Disney have a clue ..and we don’t give a Donald Duck !

[ScottishMammy92]

I'm gonny put maself oot there and say I like the chippy boat, been going there for years and now I feel like I need to disown maself from it and never go again cause it's been trolled tae duck on this app will see maself oot and never message this page again

Mario hard of taste buds

You spine bright hen - al no huv a bad word said about McMonagles!

My husbands granny stayed near Clydebank and we always took her for a chippy boat in the summer. She loved it and its always been somewhere my husbands associated with her. Bloody good fish and chips as well...

Nae shame here hen. Your chippy is nae others chippies. Bespoke fur your hen. Tonsa love tae you ✨️✨️✨️

 

[RubyTuesday39]

121 comments in 3 days for the OG of Instagram
Hard of engagement
Factual

 

[Madge2022]

A new thread, absolutely #treatit oan this reset day.

Ah'm busy aw weekend sitting oot ma back garden living ma life but saw this ad fur a bespoke bedsit in Paisley and hud tae run tae share it wi aw youse vile wummin cunts.

As a Brucie bonus ah've also attached a wee reading exercise fae Rosetta Stone fur aw youse #hardofscottish. Rosetta huz gave me a bespoke discount tae ma brand if youse youse code #auldmadge10, also.

 

[Rachy24881]

Honestly that chippy boat no fir me...also.

Anaemic chips once again I swear he must ask for them like that

 

[Scottishmammy]

I find it funny how he shouts about small businesses but he’s telling everyone today not to use the small businesses but to go to semi chem…didn’t his “pal” have a Spanish cleaning business that went bust? He’s so inconsiderate.

The way he goes on about the smell of calming pedicure makes my skin crawl

 

[DramaQueen79]

So ur besties came up to Glasgow to visit that wee lassie katie and the highlight of your weekend is telling strangers on the internet about the shite you bought in b&m. Mario you are a sad, pathetic little creep and your mate Hannah’s a c*nt tae

 

[SuzyE]

So ur besties came up to Glasgow to visit that wee lassie katie and the highlight of your weekend is telling strangers on the internet about the shite you bought in b&m. Mario you are a sad, pathetic little creep and your mate Hannah’s a c*nt tae

He has to be the only one that can't see through these 'so called' friends Such a loser.

 

[RubyTuesday39]

So our Maz is not sweet he’s savoury. I think the actual word you’re looking for is SOUR.
Basically he hates anything that requires him to put anyone else first

 

[welshgirl2021]

So many words said so quickly

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

He has the exact same airfryer as me. I use mine daily and use it for a lot of things- I’ve done whole chickens, curries, bacon joints etc so it gets messy.

It’s the easiest thing in the world to clean. Literally wipe the drawers with some kitchen towel to get rid of any bits you don’t want going into the sink, then some hot water and a squirt of Fairy. The material it’s made from is very non-stick.

No idea why you’d need a separate bottle of chemicals to clean it.

 

[Joo92]

Is there anything that he isn’t OBSESSED with?! Hard of a thesaurus. Also.

 

[GreaseSpot]

Like all instawankers and shitfluencers he's always 'obsessed'. For two whole minutes until the next popular shiny thing comes along.
These shitfluencers also think everything smells insane. The really insane thing is his social media 'strategy'. . I'll see myself out. As if he'd have one. Can't even spell it. Long term plans for Maz constitute packing his case with doops and polyester.
Hard of long term plans
Factual
How would he spell strategy?!

 

[Luna25]

Snakes all over this app!!!!!!

I seen oor Mhari aka missfitmaw took mawRendal to the cycle 1 event on Friday night as her plus 1 which was an invited PR event.
does she no know who Mario is??

 

[SuzyE]

He has the exact same airfryer as me. I use mine daily and use it for a lot of things- I’ve done whole chickens, curries, bacon joints etc so it gets messy.

It’s the easiest thing in the world to clean. Literally wipe the drawers with some kitchen towel to get rid of any bits you don’t want going into the sink, then some hot water and a squirt of Fairy. The material it’s made from is very non-stick.

No idea why you’d need a separate bottle of chemicals to clean it.

I've got the same one as well. I use those paper liners, but like you say, it takes minutes to clean in hot soapy water. This idiot really makes things harder for himself as well as poisoning the environment

 

[gilly31]

Mario's Maw must of had frequent tupperware and clothes parties in the late 80s early 90s cause his hauls sound like the wumin that used to try and sell their tit to my mums pals in the living room house parties

His inspo!

 

[Madge2022]

Mario's Maw must of had frequent tupperware and clothes parties in the late 80s early 90s cause his hauls sound like the wumin that used to try and sell their tit to my mums pals in the living room house parties

His inspo!

Ah wunner if his da sells Avon

 

[muscadet]

He said the crem de la clem

 

[pollytrolley]

Am howling at his the haul of all his wee cheap fake perfumes he got at the bespoke perfumery in Costa teguise lanzarote. Did he actually say one of them is the “cleme de la cleme”

 

[gilly31]

so not only does this man live in an oodie he now wants to smell like one? pyoor oodie scent!

Oud perfume is not a revelation wee baws!

 

[pollytrolley]

Honestly that chippy boat no fir me...also.

No the Clydebank chippy boat omg if you follow Paul black his latest sketch has got a song about the Clydebank chippy boat and it’s hilarious only Mario would go there literally a few days later