As if I need a reminder and a warning to get ready for tomorrow for him to 'show and tell' me (like a toddler takes his toy dinosaur to nursery) he's bought 4 candles, a bottle of Lenor and a multi pack of criss from that small business B&M. Plus some high end brand expensive perfume that will no doubt be sprayed once and left to see out it's dusty days on his buckled shelves, where all the other 'insane' scents go to ferment then die.
Basically Paisley cooncil could legitimately and accurately call that penthoose flat a storage unit. Imagine the Storage Hunters episode where they eagerly open it up and expect a great cash return on the contents but instead get 20 drinks stayshuns, 4 vacuums, 23 salt and pepper pots, 453256 bottles of perfume and a knock off Dior saddle bag. They'd be tamping, fuming and raging.
No wonder followers are dropping.
Hard of social media content
What mafia?!