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airyfairy76
Chatty Member
I do enjoy the odd Aperol - however i ordered one once and it came with lemonade rather than soda (yeah, not tonic Marion) and I couldn’t finish it, I thought it was sicklyWas just coming to say the same
l don't like them eitherAll the hype over them when they became popular and it was a total let down.
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twilightgarden
VIP Member
I thought this too, hopefully she’s OK, poor thing.
And not to mention the Lindsay Rotte perfume du jour show and tell, AAANNNDD he brought even more fragrances hame wae him. I concur, he’s all oer the place.Imagine saying “stuff doesn’t matter” when your shelves are quite literally buckling under the weight of all the unnecessary perfumes you hoard, you’ve got three vacuum cleaners hidden somewhere in your tiny flat, you’ve had three, four or five sofas in as many years and you’re up to your hairline in Klarna debt
Freefalling
VIP Member
This would be comedy gold ma wee henHens, ah've bought tickets tae see this, kin youse imagine if ah'm sitting next tae dumb and dumber
His brother is the director.
Better get ma #ootd and ma fake tan planned in advance.
Keep those eye peeled 🥸
mutleypaws
Member
A leaky clacker valveIt’s a bespoke shart card ma lovelie. YDKBYGTK
Most people would use them discreetly but oor wee moron Martin is hard of intelligence so walks round letting every know know he has a leaky clacker valve
Rachy24881
Well-known member
I think he looks like a WayneI think probably a barry or Steve
Licketyspit
Active member
Who are these people? Idkbiwltgtk
SuzyE
VIP Member
Feck it does as well. In the words of Mario, I'm screaming
AwwCosyWivDeek
Chatty Member
He’s a Keith.
Madge2022
VIP Member
Mebbes he thinks we ur his fans noo.
DoodlePoodle
VIP Member
Awww geeezus “AOL Hard o’ dial up” has finished me off!!A've git a wee confession fur all o' yous hens.
Thislanyard, shart caird thing haes hud me, (a hard o' mobility member o' th' bespoke disabled community) roar so much wi' laughter that ah wis grateful fur mah bespokely absorbant Tena. Ah guess that mak's me a certifiable 99% cunt!
Lindsay Rotte stole oor hearts
Bird's Eye Fine Dining
AOL Hard o' dial up
Nae Leccy after 10pm, Also
pinkwaferbiscuit
Chatty Member
IGTK hen, ahm even mare appalled!!Get yer kerry katonas checked ma lovlie, the boat isnae floating on anything but concrete
Noseybonk
VIP Member
Wayne with a wain called RaynI think he looks like a Wayne
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Take care ma lovelyMa hens I know this isnae the mcgills bus terminal and we don't need tae announce oor departure but just wanted to say I've been hard of living life as it should be lived the now. I'm no mop kicking in ma high footfall areas or getting cosy and boujee so taking a wee break. Just wanted to say so no one worries ma wee hens. Ah'm ABSALOOTELY FINE. I'll be back, don't know when, might no even be a big break.
Spine bright ma lovelies
xx
GreaseSpot
VIP Member
Pretty much on point there I think, both as a 99% and for Moanio
Whatsallthis
VIP Member
He must be howlingHe's so thick it's embarrassing. He can't pronounce his words, can't spell them either. He's useless
It's so warm here in the North and my windows are wide open. And this ugly weirdo is in a thick winter oodie thing. He's really not all there.
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