Cleaning with Mario #126 He Disney have a clue ..and we don’t give a Donald Duck !

[Madge2022]

Would be glorious. Our Madge taking hunners of in the wild shots, old fat boy and his kid, Deek

And compromise ma security
If ah cud get away with it withoot ma pal wondering what ah'm up tae ah might if ah see them.
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Unmated Proof read you pillock!!


I can explain the German one! I swear

Youse planning WW3, only explanation fur that flag, also.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I could swear they went to the cinema to see that movie? Maybe am thinking of something else

He said he was going to the cinema to see it but we all know how that turned out.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

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What's that in the bottom corner

Maz's minnie

 

[Poptart]

Just noticed Hannah/AVA May posted about finalising the Christmas collection yesterday- no like or comment from Mario so maybe she's ditched him this Christmas hence the manic behaviour? he's been posting since she posted it so it's not like he wouldn't have seen it and he usually can't hold his own piss so if he was working on something with her for Christmas he'd be dropping all the big hints.

Was about to say the same thing

 

[Swedish chef]

What’s the trend?! Prop your phone up on the bumming fort and film your simpleton boyfriend watching tv?! Riveting.

It's an extremely bespoke trend, capesh?
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A few silly wee borey story edits ma lovelies! Cannae sleep anyways, so aye!

Clutching ma beak hen. Spine bright

 

[Poptart]

It’s definitely not extremely adults only!

Mario would probably beg to differ on that one but its not fur him.

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Hens, am in that bespoke place abroad, in the scent Rhodes and if this man wisnae with his wife and kid id huv sworn it was oor very ain mierdre. Even hud matching sunburn

I’m also in Rhodes but haven’t seen him

 

[Madge2022]

Naaaw hen. Wan of them shite white ones wae the stained eyes and areshole. So aye

Ur youse describing Mario ma lovelie

 

[AllieBee]

Ma lovelie they are a bespoke smol business that Mario loved and bought from before they even existed.
They specialise in the most horrific christmas decorations that would make everyone in the north pole cry and they sent Mario a load of cheap shite to decorate his tree with last year. It's worth checking out his reel from last year for the powerpoint effects alone.
For some reason he was incapable of writing Tony Almond (or Tony Alond) and wrote it like this

Hard of brain cells so on and so forth
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That's about the level of the collabs he gets cheap revolting shite that you would find in poundland!

 

[3bnb]

He said he was going to the cinema to see it but we all know how that turned out.

Ah yes another example of him being all talk

 

[MrsJ2000]

Hello, mah lovelies
Ah ken that youse missed me, though ah’ve only wan post in this thread. So, aye. Ah had a wee bespoke motor accident, but ah will be fine, hens, absolootely fine. Ah’m a wee bit away wi’ the faeries the noo, cos ah had a wee dram wi’ mah painkillers. Ah may be regrettin this ahn the morra’s dayn of dawn.

Congratulations to @Babybail93 ahn the wean. May he spine bright forever!

Ah cannae work at mah joab the noo (though ah’m absolootely unindated) , so ah made a bespoke playlist tae keep me mah strangler fingers away from the .
Chantin’ youse all fae the rooftop. Olé! View attachment 2972961

Hope you’re doing ok hen, keep you power. Fabulous playlist

 

[Beanpop442]

I have had many a lethal to comprehend poor deeed deek bless his soul

You can tell I’m pissed by the screen shot

 

[pollytrolley]

Honestly that chippy boat no fir me...also.

No the Clydebank chippy boat omg if you follow Paul black his latest sketch has got a song about the Clydebank chippy boat and it’s hilarious only Mario would go there literally a few days later

 

[Cinpab]

Listen bitch, ma hoosecoat is very comfortable! Also!

Is she on her way to Mario’s shithole?

 

[mammaof3]

Jeez, I am eye-rolling that hard I have lost an eye.

Sunday.

So even Deek admits he spends way too much.

and in the next post

He has purchased mare crap.

and what does the last bit mean?
Even Deek is hard of vocabulary, but secretly we all know it's Mario.

and we are oof on another ''we want a baby'' journey again.

Monday.


He's having belly jitters for a dead guy. Freak.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ma hens I know this isnae the mcgills bus terminal and we don't need tae announce oor departure but just wanted to say I've been hard of living life as it should be lived the now. I'm no mop kicking in ma high footfall areas or getting cosy and boujee so taking a wee break. Just wanted to say so no one worries ma wee hens. Ah'm ABSALOOTELY FINE. I'll be back, don't know when, might no even be a big break.

Spine bright ma lovelies

Tons blessings lovely, come back soon x

 

[mutleypaws]

Aye, she's great to karate kick to!

Absolutely choked laughing. This clip is ma passion. Takes me baaaaack to first coming across this bawbag in Lindsay Rotte.
Alexa play Peter Cetera 'The Glory of Love' IYKYKIYDKGTK

 

[DollyTheLamb]

His auld da sporting same camel hoof as Crystal Carrington

I thought it was a wee stauner wae oor Marion sitting on daddies knee

 

[windupmerchant]

Saturday.
Saddo.

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Sunday..

A bounty far the man that dosna like chocolate.

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Thought that had come out his arse

 

[mammaof3]

A new thread ma beauts.

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