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Exhausted Pigeon
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Anyone remember the time a follower sent them some chocolate and Marion told Deek to thank them and Deek went 'One two One two. Testing. Derek here.'
Foux du FaFa
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Hello, mah lovelies
Ah ken that youse missed me, though ah’ve only wan post in this thread. So, aye. Ah had a wee bespoke motor accident, but ah will be fine, hens, absolootely fine. Ah’m a wee bit away wi’ the faeries the noo, cos ah had a wee dram
wi’ mah painkillers. Ah may be regrettin this ahn the morra’s dayn of dawn.
Congratulations to @Babybail93 ahn the wean. May he spine bright forever!
Ah cannae work at mah joab the noo (though ah’m absolootely unindated) , so ah made a bespoke playlist tae keep me mah strangler fingers away from the.
Chantin’ youse all fae the rooftop. Olé!
Ah ken that youse missed me, though ah’ve only wan post in this thread. So, aye. Ah had a wee bespoke motor accident, but ah will be fine, hens, absolootely fine. Ah’m a wee bit away wi’ the faeries the noo, cos ah had a wee dram
wi’ mah painkillers. Ah may be regrettin this ahn the morra’s dayn of dawn.Congratulations to @Babybail93 ahn the wean. May he spine bright forever!
Ah cannae work at mah joab the noo (though ah’m absolootely unindated) , so ah made a bespoke playlist tae keep me mah strangler fingers away from the
.Chantin’ youse all fae the rooftop. Olé!
Babybail93
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It was amazing my lovely! I could smell the wealth (quite literally, the poncy little fucker had Jo Malone candles lit all over the place!) it was very adults exclusive, despite being very child friendly fae the weans. I fit intae my MOTG hoosecoat (just!) baby was very well behaved and hubby didn’t lock me oot the hotel room door fae dancing. Mario could only wish for a day like my son and his beautiful husband had! They’re in Turks & Caicos the noo in that place abroadMa hen a wee bit off topic but I'm nosey and need tae get tae know how your boys wedding was at the weekend? Hope you took in the atmosphere from the lobby and had some of those lethal ones
Platformcrocs
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Fuck sake what is wrong with his hair 
Shrekssister
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Cleaning with Mario #127: My AOL inbox runneth over
twilightgarden
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The only OCD he’s got is Odious Cunt Disorder so aye.
☆MagicRoundabout☆
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Ferguson
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I can't stand Hinch, but really?
Respect her privacy.
Yes you absolutely are being disrespectful & insensitive.
How the fuck has he made this about himself
Maybe she's got other priorities right now, like grieving for her father.
He's referred to himself 11 times in that post.
Leave her alone you actual freak
Respect her privacy.
Yes you absolutely are being disrespectful & insensitive.
How the fuck has he made this about himself
Maybe she's got other priorities right now, like grieving for her father.
He's referred to himself 11 times in that post.
Leave her alone you actual freak
Ferguson
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Wow. His delusional arrogance never fails to astound me.
"Don't pressure yourself to have a home as clean as mine, or have your shit together like me"
Are you actually OK hun?
You're in a damp, mouldy run down bedsit, with shit door handles and grubby skirting boards.
Shit together? You're scamming the benefit system, have no real friends, never get invited anywhere.
The only reason you have a partial roof over your mis-shapen head is because you've cuckooed your way in to the home of someone with learning difficulties.
Does it make you feel good knowing you've completely taken over his flat, and spent all his petty cash on yourself?
Hard of morals
Hard of an OCD diagnosis
Hard of invitations to concerts
"Don't pressure yourself to have a home as clean as mine, or have your shit together like me"
Are you actually OK hun?
You're in a damp, mouldy run down bedsit, with shit door handles and grubby skirting boards.
Shit together? You're scamming the benefit system, have no real friends, never get invited anywhere.
The only reason you have a partial roof over your mis-shapen head is because you've cuckooed your way in to the home of someone with learning difficulties.
Does it make you feel good knowing you've completely taken over his flat, and spent all his petty cash on yourself?
Hard of morals
Hard of an OCD diagnosis
Hard of invitations to concerts
Shrekssister
VIP Member
Ma hens I know this isnae the mcgills bus terminal and we don't need tae announce oor departure but just wanted to say I've been hard of living life as it should be lived the now. I'm no mop kicking in ma high footfall areas or getting cosy and boujee so taking a wee break. Just wanted to say so no one worries ma wee hens. Ah'm ABSALOOTELY FINE. I'll be back, don't know when, might no even be a big break.
Spine bright ma lovelies
Spine bright ma lovelies
Shrekssister
VIP Member
Christ ma lovelies you know it's bad when hinch is the good guy in a situation
hopethishelpsallthebest
VIP Member
Oh yes, I do love fatty on the warpath.
AHHHH PAY FUHLLL RENTTT!
AHHHH PAY FUHLLL RENTTT!
hopethishelpsallthebest
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As if she was up at 4am cleaning until 10am. The flats the size of a pencil sharpener. If I woken at 4am to the fat prick, thudding his gollum feet across the Lionel flairs, he'd be dangling from his rat gnawed roof the noo. The only OCD that slag got, is obsessive collecting disorder. Particularly pepper pots and so forth.
Babybail93
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The story from this morning 
it’s like he has the beer fear from the night before and has realised what a cunt he is, but is doubling down on it
it’s like he has the beer fear from the night before and has realised what a cunt he is, but is doubling down on it
Ferguson
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I cannae reply tae the email.
The email:
Dear Miss McKnight ,
As previously stated in my last 7 responses, we do not wish to work with you.
For reasons including, but not limited to;
Numerous spelling and grammatical errors.
Use of persistent foul language.
Being unknown on social media.
Squalid, cramped living conditions.
Please do not contact us again.
You cannot reply to this email.
With thanks
The email:
Dear Miss McKnight ,
As previously stated in my last 7 responses, we do not wish to work with you.
For reasons including, but not limited to;
Numerous spelling and grammatical errors.
Use of persistent foul language.
Being unknown on social media.
Squalid, cramped living conditions.
Please do not contact us again.
You cannot reply to this email.
With thanks
hopethishelpsallthebest
VIP Member
We all know he's not going to do shit. He's going to bugger off to his 16 minute shift, and have that 4 year old answer the door to them. Stop moaning and move, you cheeky fat whore.
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Now, your next door neighbours on the other hand, have every right to complain, capesh? So aye.
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Now, your next door neighbours on the other hand, have every right to complain, capesh? So aye.
screenfreelookatme
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Hinch couldn’t be assed with Instagram at the best of times. I don’t doubt that she’s devastated, but she’s never needed much of an excuse to go offline.
Why on earth would anyone be messaging Mario? Unless they were hoping to get an update because they stupidly believed that they’re actual friends. No one needs him to pass messages on. She’s got a post up about, anyone that wants to send her well wishes can just comment on that or DM her themself and she can read them if she’s up for it.
It’s pretty intrusive to send her unsolicited messages from her fans. “Hey Soph, I was just chatting to sexydaddypig and I wanted you to know that he’s so sorry for you loss”
Why on earth would anyone be messaging Mario? Unless they were hoping to get an update because they stupidly believed that they’re actual friends. No one needs him to pass messages on. She’s got a post up about, anyone that wants to send her well wishes can just comment on that or DM her themself and she can read them if she’s up for it.
It’s pretty intrusive to send her unsolicited messages from her fans. “Hey Soph, I was just chatting to sexydaddypig and I wanted you to know that he’s so sorry for you loss”
Tinkerbell cat
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Funnily enough he was ok and didn’t seem to mind Hinch being absent while he was showing off his OTTD and deek was doing his Karate high kicks in Lindsey Rotte… he was ok the week after when he was on telling us about not drinking the tap water or bringing our own cutlery, to that wee bespoke place abroad… he was ok when he was showing off all his scents of the day and what he brought home… he was okay sharing his bum bum cream and other unopened shite from look fantastic..
He only posted that up for attention, he has no content and it fucking shows. Posting about Christmas, his emails no working & now hinch.. the content is absolutely shite hens, he has none.
New York in America.
also
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He only posted that up for attention, he has no content and it fucking shows. Posting about Christmas, his emails no working & now hinch.. the content is absolutely shite hens, he has none.
New York in America.
also
xxxxxx