Cleaning with Mario #126 He Disney have a clue ..and we don’t give a Donald Duck !

[DaisyDeluxe]

We need a photo mock up of Moanio and his bestie Amy winehouse

 

[Skyflier6727]

Sorry guys I'm dumping these for the wiki.

View attachment 2970625View attachment 2970626View attachment 2970627View attachment 2970628View attachment 2970629View attachment 2970630View attachment 2970631View attachment 2970636View attachment 2970635View attachment 2970633View attachment 2970634View attachment 2970632

Fucking Nora not one bit of that makes sense
---

It’s reminding me of my favourite type of dog…… you guys know the one

Is it one of the blind ones ma lovelie??

 

[AllieBee]

Right who's taking one fur the cunt wummin team, and gawn roon tae the Beirut bedsit wi a turkey baster. Ah'd volunteer but am menopausal

I would rather shit in my hands and clap thanks Madge!

 

[GiftedNotFree]

He’s such a loser aaf. Never change Maz, never change

 

[mammaof3]

Join the waiting list you beggy bastard.

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Alexa play Peter Cetera 'The Glory of Love' IYKYKIYDKGTK

Showing ma age noo, but I love that toon by Peter Cetera of America!
My God, he's on wan, creepy doomster, with the laugh of an evil wee goblin!

Edited

 

[FakeAF]

We All know he won't go. All these things he's meant to be going to, he never does!

Unless they’re doing a matinee so he can be hame by purge 6pm all cosy wae the wee one, it’ll no be for him.
---

Hens, ah've bought tickets tae see this, kin youse imagine if ah'm sitting next tae dumb and dumber

His brother is the director.

Better get ma #ootd and ma fake tan planned in advance.

My god I hope you are.

 

[Skyflier6727]

Busy doing what??? He puts his tree up one weekend in October then it’s straight home after his part time shift for hot chocolate from the bespoke hot chocolate stayshun.
View attachment 2986667

Did he not do this with his DMs a few years ago? He’s a Fanny. Capeesh. Also

 

[Runforestrun]

View attachment 2998392

What's that in the bottom corner

Marion’s arm

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

If he was wearing Grinch PJs and a grey hoosecoat they could be twins

Whwee is oor OG troll @hopethishelpsallthebest

 

[blocknroll]

It’s worse from the back…
View attachment 2970615

super noodle heid

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

What is he fucking on about? Nobody outside of their pathetic side of insta has noticed she isn’t about. I’m sure it’s a lot less toxic without her fake shite.

Bet he’s already ordered one of his wee memorial baubles with her Dad’s name oan fae the side in his living room tae go wae the other ones of people he had a tenuous association with. Fat freak

Pmsl. I bloody love you hen

 

[AllieBee]

As if he'd get upset. Creepy little man

View attachment 2985950

Whys he perving over little boys. WEIRDO
---

Talking of Hinch, is she back yet? Where I work you only get a week leave for a parent passing. It’s been months now. (Yes, I’m a wicked cunt )

Nah hopefully she's gone for ever.
---

Wtf is a chip roll? Does he mean a roll n chips? Tadger

Think it's meant to say chip butty

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Aye Marion, tell us youse huv nae outdoor space oan a beaut June day without telling us. Factual

 

[GreaseSpot]

Trolls, run over to ama and look at the comments under the Christmas scents, oor wee Mariah will be raging, he can't delete posts on another page

Oooh on that app.
A bigger influencer? An actual one rather than a shitfluencer like Moanio would be a start so aye
#stinksofchristmas and all that

 

[Madge2022]

Well hens, I think am gonna have to hand up ma Cunt Card.

I’m hosting a wee business event in ma hoose the morra and have added ma wifi details to the high footfall area so all the other cunts know that I have broadband.

View attachment 2976797

Ah'm pyoor affronted, youse need tae get it in a frame and nae debates #reframed

Is it an AvaMay or a swingers party hen?
---

Well I have to admit it ma lovelies. I huv had a wander around all the cling on influencers in Mario’s kingdom, and it turns out that he still entertains me more than anyone else 🫣 (though not in a good way).

Glamis had a chance to leapfrog to being my number 1 favourite tonight/Wednesday evening, as Katie Price was stinking up Glasgow with her podcast tour.

I was hoping Glamis would threaten to kick her cunt in, as she has classily threatened people before. 🫢

Sadly it never happened so I will continue focusing on Marion & wee Deek only so aye. Also.

note - not condoning violence, I just hate Katie Price as much as Mazda hates salad!

Ah'm bespokely blocked by Glamis, no idea why, have never commented on any of her posts. Watched her dots of doom once and then was blocked. Mebbes she does actually block anyone watching them that don't follow her. Like Beak said he said, but disnae, also.

 

[Duchesspink]

Karma is a cat. Planning her escape ‘cause she hates you.

Imagine if Katie and her mum were chosen for the 22 hat. I think he would actually implode from envy.

Are they at the concert? I'd hate her to get it too as if would only be because the ma is pushing so much.
Is she still plastered all over the gram?

 

[Zofloragirl]

Mario I’ve got a spare ticket you can have but since your dm’s are aff I canny message to tell ye! Nae luck chuck

Try his aol email hen.

 

[Ratgrrl]

As if I need a reminder and a warning to get ready for tomorrow for him to 'show and tell' me (like a toddler takes his toy dinosaur to nursery) he's bought 4 candles, a bottle of Lenor and a multi pack of criss from that small business B&M. Plus some high end brand expensive perfume that will no doubt be sprayed once and left to see out it's dusty days on his buckled shelves, where all the other 'insane' scents go to ferment then die.
Basically Paisley cooncil could legitimately and accurately call that penthoose flat a storage unit. Imagine the Storage Hunters episode where they eagerly open it up and expect a great cash return on the contents but instead get 20 drinks stayshuns, 4 vacuums, 23 salt and pepper pots, 453256 bottles of perfume and a knock off Dior saddle bag. They'd be tamping, fuming and raging.
No wonder followers are dropping.
Hard of social media content
What mafia?!

Lol He's like Lauren Goodger with her shed full of microwaves...lmao

 

[FakeAF]

Ma lovelie they are a bespoke smol business that Mario loved and bought from before they even existed.
They specialise in the most horrific christmas decorations that would make everyone in the north pole cry and they sent Mario a load of cheap shite to decorate his tree with last year. It's worth checking out his reel from last year for the powerpoint effects alone.
For some reason he was incapable of writing Tony Almond (or Tony Alond) and wrote it like this

Hard of brain cells so on and so forth
View attachment 2988644

Thank you. So that’s where all his followers’ full stops went!