And compromise ma securityWould be glorious. Our Madge taking hunners of in the wild shots, old fat boy and his kid, Deek
Youse planning WW3, only explanation fur that flag, also.UnmatedProof read you pillock!!
I can explain the German one! I swear
Somehow found myself on the German rap side of TikTok. It’s quite brilliant and I’m obsessedAnd compromise ma security
If ah cud get away with it withoot ma pal wondering what ah'm up tae ah might if ah see them.
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Youse planning WW3, only explanation fur that flag, also.
Unless they’re doing a matinee so he can be hame byWe All know he won't go. All these things he's meant to be going to, he never does!
My god I hope you are.Hens, ah've bought tickets tae see this, kin youse imagine if ah'm sitting next tae dumb and dumber
His brother is the director.
Better get ma #ootd and ma fake tan planned in advance.
He said he was going to the cinema to see it but we all know how that turned out.I could swear they went to the cinema to see that movie? Maybe am thinking of something else
She penned ‘Back to Shart’ after spending an hour with Beak. It was unreleased as Mark Ronson said over his dead body. Factual.Amy didn't know either!
She’d have been fucking straight into rehab if he’d have rocked up at her London mansion asking her to be his bestie and nae debates.How does one mate with a talent?
Nice to see he’s adopted another dead bestie, poor Amy.
Why does he write things like he’s trying to reach the word count for a dissertation?
Well ah'm gawn tae the matinee, also. Telt youse ah wuz a female MarioUnless they’re doing a matinee so he can be hame bypurge6pm all cosy wae the wee one, it’ll no be for him.
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My god I hope you are.
I’ll get back in ma lane hen.Well ah'm gawn tae the matinee, also. Telt youse ah wuz a female Mario
Where I live is hard of McGill's buses or any public transport, so nothing tae dae wi cosy time, promise
Don’t forget the wee charum bead fae the big night oot. Jiggle jangling as she minces doon the aisleI’ll get back in ma lane hen.Delighted that the odds are so high for you tae actually bump into them. You’ll no miss them hen. He’ll likely have his lilac jeggings oan and his shart card‘ll be a dead giveaway!
The first #ootd twinset in Lindsay was so unmated the top and bottoms were literally a different colour."Her talent will always be unmated!"
Hens, am pure affronted by Marion's hard of literacy.
Tonsa luv, mwah!
Well if he really thinks this why isn’t he doing more with his life than buying cleaning products from B&M and Home Bargains and sitting with his knock off Oodie on?He's a Happy Larry today - not
As normal he is moaning about his health and the weather.
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Imagine hearing that when lights ur oot at theatre, me aw feart that it's the ghost of Jimmy Savile or worse, Beak and Deek sitting next tae me.Don’t forget the wee charum bead fae the big night oot. Jiggle jangling as she minces doon the aisle
Or even worse, they mess your tickets up and you're sitting right in between them, between the stench of Beaks cheap perfume and halitosis and Deeks gingivitis. Will ruin your night!Imagine hearing that when lights ur oot at theatre, me aw feart that it's the ghost of Jimmy Savile or worse, Beak and Deek sitting next tae me.
Be like having a chemical peel ma lovely!Or even worse, they mess your tickets up and you're sitting right in between them, between the stench of Beaks cheap perfume and halitosis and Deeks gingivitis. Will ruin your night!
Ah yes another example of him being all talkHe said he was going to the cinema to see it but we all know how that turned out.
But the people on that reel are actually enjoying themselves. His idea of partying is a Spoon’s brekkie and a wander round B&M. Which if that floats ya boat you do you but ya know.One minute he's crying to 'Take me baaaack' to clubbing, but this is what he really lives for. What a sad bastard.
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Never message this page again!!!Or even worse, they mess your tickets up and you're sitting right in between them, between the stench of Beaks cheap perfume and halitosis and Deeks gingivitis. Will ruin your night!
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