Hello cunts, ah'm watching the Scotland game and ah noo finally ken how Beak feels when the McGill's bus drop him aff at Beirut towers. 
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I’m embarrassed!Hello cunts, ah'm watching the Scotland game and ah noo finally ken how Beak feels when the McGill's bus drop him aff at Beirut towers.
I stopped watching at 2-0! Not that I'm Scottish but you kind of root for your countrymen don't you!Hello cunts, ah'm watching the Scotland game and ah noo finally ken how Beak feels when the McGill's bus drop him aff at Beirut towers.
Just leaving this here ...I’m embarrassed!
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Only if you are English and living in Scotland ma lovelie, no the other way and nae debates
I saw one with the 10pm scribbled out and changed to 8.20pm
Haha well in that case I'm glad you lostJust leaving this here ...
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Only if you are English and living in Scotland ma lovelie, no the other way and nae debates
Come on England!
This is fighting talk ma lovelyHaha well in that case I'm glad you lost
pick a windae doll, you're leaving thru it 
Gie her laldy, ah'll haud yer jaiket!! Efter this they wull be asking Beak tae translate tattle!This is fighting talk ma lovely
Gie her laldy, ah'll haud yer jaiket!! Efter this they wull be asking Beak tae translate tattle!
beak would tit a brick if he had to deal with any of us, we'd have him tied up in knots. Bet the wee radge hasnae allowed wee Deek to watch the big telly, he'll have been on the mermaid chair with his wee snack box and a giant doobieI pick the round window! Come on then let's 'ave ya! Tattle fights commence!This is fighting talk ma lovely
His aesthetic filter passions are no your aesthetic filter passions, nae debates hen. Blocked and reported, never DM this page again on this day of dawn, capeesh.
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Factual. Also hen. Funniest thing I have read, wheezing and beak clutching oan this vile app.
Awake at 4am still traumatised by the first 20 mins of that game! Proudly Scottish but EVEN MORE proud that the memory of my great great grandfather who came here as a Jewish refugee fleeing pogroms in East Prussia is certainly not non-existent.
That thing about houses and strangers, I thought he was initially having a pop at snakes oan this app.
From refugee to soldier to scheme bird to front and back door bank owned hoose. You're right Mario, it isn't actually about stuff. Have a think hen.
That thing about houses and strangers, I thought he was initially having a pop at snakes oan this app.
From refugee to soldier to scheme bird to front and back door bank owned hoose. You're right Mario, it isn't actually about stuff. Have a think hen.
99% bleep wummin, swerving oot ma lane oan this sunny dayn of dawn to come over to say that I’ve just seen one of those stupid poll things on IG, where you post your first six emojis to show you’re no toxic. No wanting tae get aw Britney witch on youse and that, but here’s mine:
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Pretty much sums up my engagement oer on this vile app. I couldn’t post on the actual app that’s no Marion’s joab, for fear of compromising ma security. Spine bright.
🫠Pretty much sums up my engagement oer on this vile app. I couldn’t post on the actual app that’s no Marion’s joab, for fear of compromising ma security.
Spine bright.
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Here's mine, would have been more Beak related if i wasn't messaging one of my pals during the football99% bleep wummin, swerving oot ma lane oan this sunny dayn of dawn to come over to say that I’ve just seen one of those stupid poll things on IG, where you post your first six emojis to show you’re no toxic. No wanting tae get aw Britney witch on youse and that, but here’s mine:
Pretty much sums up my engagement oer on this vile app. I couldn’t post on the actual app that’s no Marion’s joab, for fear of compromising ma security.
Here's Marion's-99% bleep wummin, swerving oot ma lane oan this sunny dayn of dawn to come over to say that I’ve just seen one of those stupid poll things on IG, where you post your first six emojis to show you’re no toxic. No wanting tae get aw Britney witch on youse and that, but here’s mine:
Pretty much sums up my engagement oer on this vile app. I couldn’t post on the actual app that’s no Marion’s joab, for fear of compromising ma security.
Hen, ahm pyoor affronted that youse missedHere's Marion's-
. Blocked and reported. Emoji HQ needs tae get its act together also, and sort a criss and joos emoji oot for us trolls. Capesh. Factual.
Pretty much on point there I think, both as a 99% and for Moanio
Mario, your whole life is a disappointment.
Does he ever stop moaning
Does he ever stop moaning
Damn it you're right I thought I put it in there but I've only done 5. Ooooh I'm such a stoooopid henHen, ahm pyoor affronted that youse missed
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Her talent will always be unmated. Wtf you trying to say here Maz? Absolute cretin
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Also how does he know about Winehouse's life, he didn't even know her, much less be able to presume he knows how she would have felt. Presumptuous, hard of English, hard of empathy, hard of getting anything right. Snore off Matilda.
Her talent (selling wax melts) will always be unmated. Whatever the duck unmated means in that sentence I don’t know and neither does Maz clearly
#hardofenglish
#hardofenglish
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