Cleaning with Mario #126 He Disney have a clue ..and we don’t give a Donald Duck !

[SuzyE]

Here we go. We're definitely going on his Autumn/Christmas journey.
Mario, you really are a sad man. Get a life mate because you're not a real influencer to plan in advance

 

[gilly31]

How he catches everything but socialises with no one blows my mind!

I've come to conclusion his 'safe place' is riddled with black mould!

 

[Johnnoijones]

I’m in that place abroad and I have 3 words for you Marion. Fuck. Right. Off! OCD my arse - he just has nothing else to do cos he’s friendless and works 15 minutes a day!
Also.

I too am in that place 'abroad' in the country 'greece' I travelled with the small family business 'jet 2'

Away making memories with my two 4 years olds as its their first holiday abroad. My kids have done more in their 4 years than mario has in his 40 years

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

What a Saturday ma lovelies! A wee treatit trip tae home bargains/B&M, followed by gutting the hoose and a fine dining experience oan a floating fish and chip shop at 5 in the afternoon. Fucking hell, I had better weekends in the depths of lockdown with 2 newborns and PND.

 

[AllieBee]

Can guarantee he hasn’t been in contact with Hinch. I don’t follow her but from what I had seen she was extremely close to her parents especially her dad. To come on and talk about her is a new low for him, then talk about himself in the post. No reason for him to post it does he think her seeing will make her jump right back into instagram no I won’t. She will be off the app for a long while, it’s weird people are sitting watching to see if she has posted or sending her messages. This is strangers of the internet it’s just bizarre. He probably didn’t even send hinch a card or even flowers.
Instagram followers of hinch the last person she followed was Marion so does that mean she’s unfollowed him and then re followed him recently? Surely she’s followed people since she found Marion 5 years ago or however long they’ve been “mates”

Trouble with Mario is he thinks everyone he speaks to on that app is his friend. Hate to break it to you Maz but they aren't your friends. Friends don't charge their mates 13 quid to buy a signed copy of their children's book, they give it you for free. Friends offer to put you up for the night if you've travelled from Scotland to Essex. Friends meet up in real life. Chats on an app aren't friendship. And you are basically scum for posting that post. Leave her alone you moron, let her mourn her dad in peace instead of making her grief all about you. You selfish, insensitive prick.

 

[RubyTuesday39]

I wasn’t aware of the ‘film your boyfriend stoned out of his head and staring gormlessly at the tv’ trend on Tiktok

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Any time I see someone claiming OCD I think about this poem I read once:


"'I have to sort my books!' she cried,

With self-indulgent glee;

With senseless, narcissistic pride:

'I'm just so OCD!'

'How random, guys!' I smiled and said,

Then left without a peep -

And washed my hands until they bled,

And cried myself to sleep.”

 

[Licketyspit]

If he was wearing Grinch PJs and a grey hoosecoat they could be twins

Swear if ma man came into bed wae Grich pyjamas on after taking off his oodie, you'd hear a sound like Microsoft shutting doon but it'd be ma cervix.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

If I was Hinch I’d be looking into a restraining order! He’s utterly freakish and so forth. Claiming he’s passing messages on to her what a deluded clown! Aye right Marion, ya lying little worm. Imagine being so obsessed with someone that you post that shite!?

Misfit maw’s wig judges you. And so forth. Also

 

[Freefalling]

I'm still praying there's a change of heart and the paisley penthouse is next for the wrecking ball - now have visions of him like Miley Cyrus

Bet the council workies will be pure clutching their beaks when they see the amount of petty cash he's spunked on that shite hole of a bedsit

 

[Runforestrun]

As much as I would love the council to cut their loses on Beirut towers and raze it to the ground, I would hate it if that meant Martin got moved into a bespoke new build. He’d be over the fucking moon. And no one wants that level of joy for him.

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Imagine saying “stuff doesn’t matter” when your shelves are quite literally buckling under the weight of all the unnecessary perfumes you hoard, you’ve got three vacuum cleaners hidden somewhere in your tiny flat, you’ve had three, four or five sofas in as many years and you’re up to your hairline in Klarna debt

 

[GreaseSpot]

As if I need a reminder and a warning to get ready for tomorrow for him to 'show and tell' me (like a toddler takes his toy dinosaur to nursery) he's bought 4 candles, a bottle of Lenor and a multi pack of criss from that small business B&M. Plus some high end brand expensive perfume that will no doubt be sprayed once and left to see out it's dusty days on his buckled shelves, where all the other 'insane' scents go to ferment then die.
Basically Paisley cooncil could legitimately and accurately call that penthoose flat a storage unit. Imagine the Storage Hunters episode where they eagerly open it up and expect a great cash return on the contents but instead get 20 drinks stayshuns, 4 vacuums, 23 salt and pepper pots, 453256 bottles of perfume and a knock off Dior saddle bag. They'd be tamping, fuming and raging.
No wonder followers are dropping.
Hard of social media content
What mafia?!

 

[ChokingOnZofloraFumes]

Ah yes, flu jabs will stop colds, ear infections and man flu. It is well known. What a fucking idiot.

 

[Manbagzda]

What with Mario's massive nose, Crystal Meth with her camel hoof, we've now got his dad with humongous ears What a family

And look at that narcissist with his name on his top

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Ah thought his da was wearing nail polish then

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

What the fuck was that speech as if he’s in her inner circle. You, Mario, who had to buy a children’s book at a meet and greet to see her, who she swerved when she was in Glasgow and who was probably the one who insisted on no photos when you tagged along on Hannah’s visit, you are not her friend! It’s just Martha levels of delulu!

And how exactly has your inbox exploded if you have closed DMs? Where’s the message box?? Does he really think his followers are stupid?

 

[Runforestrun]

What in the bespoke teddy bear fleece wearing hell is that? I am bewildered by the lanyard and no mistake. Is it to declare his illiterate state in the scent sunflower and so forth?
Hard of appropriate clothing in this dayn of dawn. So si

It’s a bespoke shart card ma lovelie. YDKBYGTK
Most people would use them discreetly but oor wee moron Martin is hard of intelligence so walks round letting every know know he has a leaky clacker valve

 

[geezabreak]

Straight out of the Hinch book of scamming. Cleaning is how he/she copes with their anxiety, it's his crutch and self therapy I'm calling it a steaming hot big mountain of bullshite. No an original thought in it's massive heid. It's a pity me post.
Absaloot bawbag.

 

[AllieBee]

The fucking state of that hair! Why is he so red and lumpy as well?

I can’t stand Jamie Hinchliffe, but I’d love it if he messaged Mario telling him to pack it in and fuck off

He's red, he's grumpy and lumpy, his nose is bumpy, he never gets any rumpy pumpy. Funny how many umpy words suit Maria. Dumpy, Numpty, Frumpy, also in the mix

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

What’s the trend?! Prop your phone up on the bumming fort and film your simpleton boyfriend watching tv?! Riveting.