Cleaning with Mario #126 He Disney have a clue ..and we don’t give a Donald Duck !

[Ferguson]

There's no a single person on earth that believes that every time you leave the bedsit your hunners of thousands of followers come rushing towards you telling you how amazing you are.

There's never a single tagged photo of you anywhere.
It's really embarrassing you sound fucking stupid.
Oh, and if you're that ill then maybe try considering others and staying at home.
Also.

 

[Luna25]

This app!! This app!! This app!!!
Give it a rest you Pratt

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Imagine if he’s telling the truth, he starts planning with brands at the start of June, and that six months of dedication and brain power from him results in this.

(2023 campaign for Tony Alond Almond. Yes, he advertised a brand by spelling the company name wrong)

 

[I wud like sum tea]

He’s now using hunch for content…wow…he really is the vilest person I’ve ever came across

 

[menopausalmargrit]

So he’s basically walking around smelling like an ambi pur plug in? Imagine the smell of the McGills to Clydebank - decaying teeth and gums, cat piss, damp and pink yaya.

 

[Madge2022]

He once told us that his favourite colour is blue. So there’s that.

And he said the immortal line used the Jo Malone haun wash, Beak was fummming

Without compromising ma security, ah'm gawn tae Paisley later. Will keep an eye out fur the gruesome twosome oot in the wild, and ma ears open fur the sound of a swinging lanyard, also.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

He look like a used condom and so forth

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

Whyyyyyyyy does his filter smooth his stubble and accentuate the pores on his nose?!

That filter must be a off of this virus app

Also.

 

[Madge2022]

A busy 2 weeks doing what? He never does anything! He must have a trip planned to Bellends and Mingers

Putting up his crissmas tree #capeesh

 

[Manbagzda]

Didnae Ken maonio knew Amy Winehouse more than her dad did. He needs to make another fillum fae mazdas point eh view. Just showing her whenever she went tae the shoaps or lying on her sofa with criss and jooos watching TV.

 

[Shrekssister]

Shut your pie hole, Mario. Creepy freak
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There is not a chance he has actual OCD. He's a slimy wee dick and i hope his damp rotten ceiling falls in and gives his head an actual shape

 

[Madge2022]

A new thread, absolutely #treatit oan this reset day.

Ah'm busy aw weekend sitting oot ma back garden living ma life but saw this ad fur a bespoke bedsit in Paisley and hud tae run tae share it wi aw youse vile wummin cunts.

As a Brucie bonus ah've also attached a wee reading exercise fae Rosetta Stone fur aw youse #hardofscottish. Rosetta huz gave me a bespoke discount tae ma brand if youse youse code #auldmadge10, also.

 

[Realhousemouse]

So transparent that after his huff with Hannah the other day he's now beeb obsessively posting Ava May stuff Clearly done a classic Mario and acted like a bitch then the fear kicked in a couple of days later when he realised he needs Hannah and Hinch so now he's non stop arse licking.
No words about the autumn cushion cover. We knew it was coming. Nae debates.

 

[mutleypaws]

I feel as if my newbie status is starting to bear fruit. This weekend alone has brought me another bitter rant, illness aw week has been cured with a fine dining experience à la spoons, not only have I witnessed my first take me baaaaaack but am about to miss a season and head straight to Autumn wreath central. Life is good ma lovelies!
IDKBIGTK
Thank me later
So on and so forth
Tonsa luv

 

[Babybail93]

Are those flats being demolished really that close to his block?!. Feck will he be pissed when the new builds go up if it is

I want to know what the two council guys say to each other after their visit

Imagine all the rats, cockroaches and spiders vacating the slums next door. Straight over tae Marion’s close. Brilliant

 

[Platformcrocs]

Jesus man Deek looks high as fuck

 

[Realhousemouse]

Would've sold one of ma feral weans to be that housing inspector

 

[GreaseSpot]

Such a busy time. Priceless.
Goes to his brothers panto and puts up a tree - badly. I'm definitely missing something here. Factual

 

[Ferguson]

They’ll probably say ”fancy spending aw that money on this shithole” and “do we need to report this tenant to the office for hoarding based on the piles of pyoor shite he’s got stacked up everywhere” and “is he allowed a cat under the housing rules if he doesn’t have a back door to allow the cat out into the garden” and “what’s that smell” and they won’t be referring to the umpteen plug ins! Literally like Chernobyl.
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You’ve heard of three men and a little lady. I present to you, two (council) men and a little gay-Deek!

Why's there sticky back plastic all over the worktops?
Who gave him permission to install the media wall?
What's wrong with his hair?
Why is he so red?

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Well hens, I think am gonna have to hand up ma Cunt Card.

I’m hosting a wee business event in ma hoose the morra and have added ma wifi details to the high footfall area so all the other cunts know that I have broadband.