Cleaning with Mario #126 He Disney have a clue ..and we don’t give a Donald Duck !

[Noseybonk]

Hello ma lovelies

I only missed 3 days Who put 50p in the dickhead?

Coming oot of ma Jo Malane re Hinch….

1) He can’t pass DMs on if his DMs are disabled
2) He can’t pass emails on as he is hard of AOL
3) Sadly I believe he brought Hinchy up just to do some sort of power play -“ my friend is bigger and more famous than your friend”, for Hannah and Katie’s Mum, and us 99%ers

This may well be the cuntiest thing he has done. 🫣

No more free Febreze and Bold for you Moanio. Hinch will get you blacklisted.

Also.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Disnae want tae goto Disney but one of the hottest days in Glasgow this year and he is in a shopping centre with a glass roof.

Happy new thread ma lovelies xx

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Here we go. We're definitely going on his Autumn/Christmas journey.
Mario, you really are a sad man. Get a life mate because you're not a real influencer to plan in advance

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Can open and read emails but can’t reply. Just how the fuck does that work?? What an odd thing to lie about. How they gonna DM you with your closed Instagram inbox too?

Hard of IT
Hard of communication skills
Hard of collaborations.

 

[geezabreak]

I bet the cooncil are shakin in their boots, I heard they'd called an emergency meeting to see if they should go double handed. Here's the thing Manio they own the property, no the bank, and no you, they can dae whit they like and say whit they like, unlike you who hus nae say, no saying it's right but suck it up buttercup . Walloper.

 

[Madge2022]

There is absolutely no way he has her number hen, fuck imagine that moonunit texting you at all hours and trying to decipher wtf he is talking about because he can't spell. Last person I'd want with my number - I'd rather give it to Fiona Harvey tbh

He had to go and pay to see her at the signing of her childrens ''book'' ffs.

I don't like Hinch but her dad has died and I can only imagine how difficult that is, I would be an absolute wreck if one of my parents passed away - so imagine going on to insta and seeing that post from him. I'd be telling him to fuck away aff and get a life. If I woke up this morning and saw that sad beggy post on his insta I would honestly block him or ring the police for a restraining order the weirdo - hope she completely ignores him

They do speak on the phone but she's probably got a burner phone just for him and he doesn't have her personal number.

I went a bit radio rental when my mum died, combination of a bad five years for me, and if I had a pretend pal speaking about me on such a personal matter on any social media I'd be livid.

Thankfully I have real friends who got me through it, and a back door, also.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I bet the fat slut is after another fairy doll for his tree again. Very creepy behaviour from a 40 year old man. I see we are earlier than usual for Christmas this year, cannae believe we've skipped 2 seasons, summer and autumn. Mind you, it did take 6 months to stick hot chocolate in a jar, spunk some candy canes around it and call it a hot chocolate station, so aye. Well I'm off for a cosy hot chocolate and some quality street. I can't be hanging around here all day, this tree isnae going to decorate itself. Merry Christmas all.

 

[Babybail93]

Yeah he's getting on my nerves at the moment.

Lindsay was the best thing to ever happen oan this app, for us, the Virus community.

How's our little nephew coming along?

He’s grand, thanks my lovely! The girls are brilliant with him. Got my eldest son’s big gay wedding this week and I cannot wait!

I wonder when Mario is getting married? Haha

 

[Poptart]

He won’t hit and miss today hens!!!!

 

[Luna25]

Oh do shut the feck up Martin. We know you ain’t going to say shit. You wouldn’t even say boo to a ghost
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Oh in this day of dawn I’ve just realised, I’ve went from chatty member to well known member IYKYK

spine bright everyone
Tattie hearts to you all
I’m mop kicking my way thro this week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

That hair needs tae sit doon n get sum class.

Capesh?

 

[Duchesspink]

The reason he has posted about Hunch being missing from the app, is so any companies that might offer Christmas tat, will see his post, think him and hunch are close and he's hoping to get free tat by association.
He just needs to do what she did and flex the vanquis card to buy a few million followers so he can fleece the fuck out of the mentally challenged followers that he has.

As for hunch, I feel sorry for her losing her dad, that must have been awful. She's bloody lucky she can take two months off work, most usual people are lucky they get a week when a parent dies.
She isn't missed by anyone other than moanio.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

I was just about to write almost the exact same. I believe this is aimed at Hannah as well. Just when you think he can't get any more bitchy, he out-bitches himself on a grand scale. Fucking dumbass twat.

He is a terrible person to have as a friend - remember when they were doing that wish version of carpool and Hannah was saying she was going to Disney, he was making faces and saying how Disney wasn't for him, he would hate it, etc..
then she was saying she was going to Ibiza and he was saying his Ibiza days are over him.
Imagine that being your 'best friend' and you have to piss all over something they like.

Reeks of jealousy and bitterness - the new Jo Molane range.

If I was hannah I would tell him to get to fuck, he will need her before she needs him. She has done a lot for him and I doubt she gets the same back. Did he ever offer her any petrol money for driving him about the place when she got him from the station and took him to Hinch's or when she went to stay at his Ross Kemp's dangerous prison penthouse in Paisley? hateful fat gif.

Bad times when I'm sticking up for wax melt lady

New York in America

Also
xxxxx

 

[SuzyE]

Mario, for once, how about keeping your nose out of her business and let her grieve.

Feck this idiot is so full of himself that when she does eventually come back he'll be convinced it was because of that stupid post.
What a self centred twat you are, Mario

 

[Poptart]

He's fineeeeeee. Absolutelyyyy fineeeeee.

 

[Sloppys]

How many times has he met Hinch? 3?
1st time - he had to be escorted down to London and back.
2nd - she charged him.
3rd - he was escorted down to Hinch farm and wasn’t even offered food.
Best buds. They haven’t been in contact you can tell that. He’s thinking if he tags her on there she might see it and message him. Nae chance.

 

[Erm…erm…erm…cos i love it]

see he’s taken tips from his mate Hinch about making someone else’s grief all about themselves
So his excuse for not posting after saying he’s busy is now because it’s not the same without Hinch and that’s why he hasn’t done much for weeks because she hasn’t been on to make him get up and carry on! Wow some “friend” putting that pressure on your mate who has just lost their dad

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

I can't stand Hinch, but really?
Respect her privacy.
Yes you absolutely are being disrespectful & insensitive.
How the fuck has he made this about himself

Maybe she's got other priorities right now, like grieving for her father.

He's referred to himself 11 times in that post.
Leave her alone you actual freak

Also, that app is not the same without her.
It’s better 🫢

 

[Luna25]

Why does he always say things in a weird way? He over complicates everything
“We watched last night the Amy winehouse movie”

Hard of fecking everything

 

[SuzyE]

Here we go. We're definitely going on his Autumn/Christmas journey.
Mario, you really are a sad man. Get a life mate because you're not a real influencer to plan in advance

 

[gilly31]

How he catches everything but socialises with no one blows my mind!

I've come to conclusion his 'safe place' is riddled with black mould!