Cleaning with Mario #125 In Lindsay Rotte Beak was shining, with his OOTD and bespoke fine dining

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"That one time, at band camp" is all I hear when he keeps shiteing on about his holiday!
 
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Holiday essentials? From the man who has been abroad once in his whole 40 years?

Why is nobody in his family telling him to wind his neck in? He’s such an embarrassment
He’s like the person 2 minutes in a joab trying to tell the old-timers what to do.
 
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I assume his reference to a Birkin being gifted is because Mikayla promoted a Korean make up brand and as a result they went viral so they gifted her a Birkin when she visited them in Korea. Absolutely nothing to do with a PR gift. He’s an absolute plonker.

Lindsay Rotte in the Canaries.
New York in America.
Tonsalove,
M xxx
 
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Nevermind a birkin, he needs a burka to cover that big bulbous nose and sonic 3 pubes he calls hair.
Who does he actually think he is saying 'influencers' (lol something he isn't) should be sent designer shite?
He has a very small following on that app, even for being an OG, his numbers don't go up and haven't in all the years he is on that vile app that isn't his job.

But I suppose in a way he is an influencer, because he influences me to buy duck all.

Thought it was quite funny him talking about designer bags and then gets sent a £2 box of elbow grease to push 😂 😂

Happy Friday to all you trolls, lets mop kick the tit out of this day and get it done.

Spine bright!!

Mwah xxx

New York in America
Also
 
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Today.

Ad time from the influencer that's not an influencer that desperately wants to be an influencer that's shockingly tit at being an influencer.

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Never mind the Birkin, what he needs is a merkin. He could put it on his head lol
 
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I need to get to know about these brands innovating and what is so innovative about antibacterial wipes in the scent lemon
 
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Laaaavs the holidays vibes and the sunshine, has a hoose like a greyscale filter.

Soz av been a-whol ma lovelies. Been enjoying ma hoose wae a front and a back door, and the garden ootside and so forth, and partaking in a wee lethal one ae these in the evening 👉🍹
 
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The headlines say it's due to expensive staycations, ah say it's the Mario Chambers effect. Particularly aboot safeguarding and gawn AI but then eating out with fine dining restaurants that varied in price. 👌


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"Hauld me closer ya wee mincer!" 🕺 ✨️ 🎶
Hope yoose aw hae a crackin' weekend ma lovelies! 🥂 Spine bright 💎
 

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Hello ma lovelies. I have about half a thread the catch up on but just seen mention of Marion going to GC. 😳

I am coming oot of ma Jo Malane to say that is where we go 3-4 times a year. Husband and I do every bit of OT we can (ha ha greedy bastards) so we can keep going. I am shook ma lovelies shook.

About to read on to see when he is there, but I don’t think it’s is fur him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He would need therapy if he went downstairs in the Yumbo at night. FACTUAL!

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I thought the silly bastard was nay an influencer - he wants to make up his fooking mind ffs.

and showing oof his niece's bedroom ffs - the pervert - when he said he doesn't show them oof on his page.

Mario you MUST remember your lies.

and a new melt/oil in the scent washing machine. Jeez.

If he could lick his own arse he would.

Get in tha bin.


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At least his niece got a bed with mattress also to make up for her privacy invasion.
Gerdinins before and after
Pronto
 
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I'm a proper OG, in that I'm so auld I remember when Jamie G still lived down the road with her mum and dad. I chant her success on but even she BOUGHT her Burtons bag. Certain brands, particularly ultra high end, don't need influencers. I remember it was a "thing" that Mac and MacPro make up never sent PR to influencers. Appeals to a higher state of consciousness imo.

But aye, Chanel is bound to break the mould and think, "Shoulda sent that guy a little gift to take to his bed with him."

Also, Daisy Uncle's room looks exactly like Daisy's room.
 
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Hello ma lovelies. What a pyooor treatit to have three whole pages worth of Marion to catch up on after a hard day at actual work. My nest of hands runneths over.
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Promising his followers he’ll try all this product oot. Fat chance. That’d mean he’d actually have tae clean something.
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