Yeah went out last night, great night, met all the cast - here’s a picture……….. of my coffee table
Yeah went out last night, great night, met all the cast - here’s a picture……….. of my coffee tableThere is no way he went out last night - we haven’t had the 2-3 day prepping in advance with the green fake tan that has been on his bulging shelves for the last 5 years and we haven’t had a wanky front room mirror selfie in an outfit that went out of style 10 years agohe really is a bitter little sad bastard, who despite what he says, isn’t happy with himself or his pathetic excuse for a life so despises anyone else who actually is
Hen which one is Disney and which one is the Paisley penthouse because I can't tell..Hell on earth on the left. Safe space on the right. Marion you fat fuck, you're hard of functioning, nobody would prefer to holiday in Pripyat over Florida, you complete scruffy slag.
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He disnae like disney
Trained in nails
New York in America
Chernobyl in Pripyat
Thank me later
Ground rooms for disabled
Fine dining
Elizabeth Duke engagement ring
Fuhl rent
Lindsay Rotte in Spain
Purple minion
Musty attic smell? Sorry hen you meant musty behind the sofa smell surely?!@Fanta lemon you cannot possibly be serious in packing this late. The clothes need to be in the suitcase for at least a year, to get that musty attic smell on them. Your holiday is going to be shit now, with clothes that smell fresh and fit you. Klarna oan yer arse!
@peachy-keen how is wee wean peach?
@Babybail93 how is mini Manio? Do any of us need to paint our box rooms red yet?
You mean to say you won't be wearing lilac leggings and a woodlouse coat? There'll be no reception at castelvecchi? No dairylea, criss and joose? You need to sit down and get some class. Have a good weekend hen.Hens im gonna be oot the loop fur a few days, ma wee sprog is getting hitched ramorra. Smell the wealth Mario, country hoose manor, hunners o guests, fine dining, the kind of event you will never be invited tae so aye.
Hud tae buy a new hat and hooker shoes, its pure cleared oot ma petty cash also.
Wus gonna show yous awe my mother o the bride OOTD but it might compromise ma security, but ill tell yous this its no polyester.
Went tae a wee wummin who was actually trained in nails yesterday fur a bespoke manicure also
Oot tonight wi the wedding party fur a wee afternoon of spa then some fine dining, ready fur the big day.
Im gonna mop kick my way intae this happy weekend.
Tonsa love tae yous awe
Have a great time and many Congratulations to mini Pepsi. Enjoy your bespoke fine dining lovelieHens im gonna be oot the loop fur a few days, ma wee sprog is getting hitched ramorra. Smell the wealth Mario, country hoose manor, hunners o guests, fine dining, the kind of event you will never be invited tae so aye.
Hud tae buy a new hat and hooker shoes, its pure cleared oot ma petty cash also.
Wus gonna show yous awe my mother o the bride OOTD but it might compromise ma security, but ill tell yous this its no polyester.
Went tae a wee wummin who was actually trained in nails yesterday fur a bespoke manicure also
Oot tonight wi the wedding party fur a wee afternoon of spa then some fine dining, ready fur the big day.
Im gonna mop kick my way intae this happy weekend.
Tonsa love tae yous awe
AbsoluteYou mean to say you won't be wearing lilac leggings and a woodlouse coat? There'll be no reception at castelvecchi? No dairylea, criss and joose? You need to sit down and get some class. Have a good weekend hen.
Congratulations to the happy couple. I hope youse all have a great dayHens im gonna be oot the loop fur a few days, ma wee sprog is getting hitched ramorra. Smell the wealth Mario, country hoose manor, hunners o guests, fine dining, the kind of event you will never be invited tae so aye.
Hud tae buy a new hat and hooker shoes, its pure cleared oot ma petty cash also.
Wus gonna show yous awe my mother o the bride OOTD but it might compromise ma security, but ill tell yous this its no polyester.
Went tae a wee wummin who was actually trained in nails yesterday fur a bespoke manicure also
Oot tonight wi the wedding party fur a wee afternoon of spa then some fine dining, ready fur the big day.
Im gonna mop kick my way intae this happy weekend.
Tonsa love tae yous awe
He tried. They couldnae fin wan.I'm amazed he didn't come back with a wee hair braid
Spine bright henHens im gonna be oot the loop fur a few days, ma wee sprog is getting hitched ramorra. Smell the wealth Mario, country hoose manor, hunners o guests, fine dining, the kind of event you will never be invited tae so aye.
Hud tae buy a new hat and hooker shoes, its pure cleared oot ma petty cash also.
Wus gonna show yous awe my mother o the bride OOTD but it might compromise ma security, but ill tell yous this its no polyester.
Went tae a wee wummin who was actually trained in nails yesterday fur a bespoke manicure also
Oot tonight wi the wedding party fur a wee afternoon of spa then some fine dining, ready fur the big day.
Im gonna mop kick my way intae this happy weekend.
Tonsa love tae yous awe
Hope youse aw huv the best time hen!Hens im gonna be oot the loop fur a few days, ma wee sprog is getting hitched ramorra. Smell the wealth Mario, country hoose manor, hunners o guests, fine dining, the kind of event you will never be invited tae so aye.
Hud tae buy a new hat and hooker shoes, its pure cleared oot ma petty cash also.
Wus gonna show yous awe my mother o the bride OOTD but it might compromise ma security, but ill tell yous this its no polyester.
Went tae a wee wummin who was actually trained in nails yesterday fur a bespoke manicure also
Oot tonight wi the wedding party fur a wee afternoon of spa then some fine dining, ready fur the big day.
Im gonna mop kick my way intae this happy weekend.
Tonsa love tae yous awe
Huv the best day hen, enjoy every meenit, it goes far too fast. I've goat 3 lassies, wan o them even hud the cheek tae git mairrrit twice, so am ower the mither o the bride malarkey noo. Ye can aye sell yer MOB OOTD oan vented or eBay and recoup some of yer losses meaning you can buy sum crackin polyester outfits, I hear shein and Primark are guidHens im gonna be oot the loop fur a few days, ma wee sprog is getting hitched ramorra. Smell the wealth Mario, country hoose manor, hunners o guests, fine dining, the kind of event you will never be invited tae so aye.
Hud tae buy a new hat and hooker shoes, its pure cleared oot ma petty cash also.
Wus gonna show yous awe my mother o the bride OOTD but it might compromise ma security, but ill tell yous this its no polyester.
Went tae a wee wummin who was actually trained in nails yesterday fur a bespoke manicure also
Oot tonight wi the wedding party fur a wee afternoon of spa then some fine dining, ready fur the big day.
Im gonna mop kick my way intae this happy weekend.
Tonsa love tae yous awe
Have a fabulous weekend Pepsi, chanting youse all on fae the rooftopsHens im gonna be oot the loop fur a few days, ma wee sprog is getting hitched ramorra. Smell the wealth Mario, country hoose manor, hunners o guests, fine dining, the kind of event you will never be invited tae so aye.
Hud tae buy a new hat and hooker shoes, its pure cleared oot ma petty cash also.
Wus gonna show yous awe my mother o the bride OOTD but it might compromise ma security, but ill tell yous this its no polyester.
Went tae a wee wummin who was actually trained in nails yesterday fur a bespoke manicure also
Oot tonight wi the wedding party fur a wee afternoon of spa then some fine dining, ready fur the big day.
Im gonna mop kick my way intae this happy weekend.
Tonsa love tae yous awe
He's patiently waitin oan some bugger tae poast photies so he can steal them and say they're his. He must think oor heids button up the back.Still there for me. He’s going come back and say what they all say such a great night not one pic was taken.
Ma hen hope you've been practicing your jiu-jitsu for your OOTD post oan that app the morra, get your stripper heels in the picture and nae debatesHens im gonna be oot the loop fur a few days, ma wee sprog is getting hitched ramorra. Smell the wealth Mario, country hoose manor, hunners o guests, fine dining, the kind of event you will never be invited tae so aye.
Hud tae buy a new hat and hooker shoes, its pure cleared oot ma petty cash also.
Wus gonna show yous awe my mother o the bride OOTD but it might compromise ma security, but ill tell yous this its no polyester.
Went tae a wee wummin who was actually trained in nails yesterday fur a bespoke manicure also
Oot tonight wi the wedding party fur a wee afternoon of spa then some fine dining, ready fur the big day.
Im gonna mop kick my way intae this happy weekend.
Tonsa love tae yous awe
Congrats to the wean aww the best…you rock that two piece Gucci henHens im gonna be oot the loop fur a few days, ma wee sprog is getting hitched ramorra. Smell the wealth Mario, country hoose manor, hunners o guests, fine dining, the kind of event you will never be invited tae so aye.
Hud tae buy a new hat and hooker shoes, its pure cleared oot ma petty cash also.
Wus gonna show yous awe my mother o the bride OOTD but it might compromise ma security, but ill tell yous this its no polyester.
Went tae a wee wummin who was actually trained in nails yesterday fur a bespoke manicure also
Oot tonight wi the wedding party fur a wee afternoon of spa then some fine dining, ready fur the big day.
Im gonna mop kick my way intae this happy weekend.
Tonsa love tae yous awe
Congrats tae yer wee sprog ma lovelieHens im gonna be oot the loop fur a few days, ma wee sprog is getting hitched ramorra. Smell the wealth Mario, country hoose manor, hunners o guests, fine dining, the kind of event you will never be invited tae so aye.
Hud tae buy a new hat and hooker shoes, its pure cleared oot ma petty cash also.
Wus gonna show yous awe my mother o the bride OOTD but it might compromise ma security, but ill tell yous this its no polyester.
Went tae a wee wummin who was actually trained in nails yesterday fur a bespoke manicure also
Oot tonight wi the wedding party fur a wee afternoon of spa then some fine dining, ready fur the big day.
Im gonna mop kick my way intae this happy weekend.
Tonsa love tae yous awe
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