I could seriously throat punch him when he puts that whiney voice on.
Ugly, knarly feet to match his ugly face
Ugly, knarly feet to match his ugly face
Mario, C U Next TuesdayDo you think we’ll get away with having “Mario you’re a Cunt” as the next thread title or ????
Make sure to pack your goochi 2 piece set and a Colleen hoover book but don’t worry about the ironing board or any cutlery as the reception will provide it, Ps don’t drink the tap water and I hear the lobby is fab for drink. Much love, will be chanting you on from the rooftops hen. Make sure to post OOTD to your friends and family so they can see your DH gate fakes xxxxxMa lovelies I need help. I'm packing ma suitcase for tomorrow, going tae the island next to lindsay rotte to a bespoke 5* hotel, smell the absolute wealth, and so forth. I cannae remember did oor marion say I could ask reception for an ironing board? Just wondering how I'm going tae fold it into my case hereif none or you trolls can help, mabe judith chalmers himself will see this and can answer for me, mwah mwah
Proper fat trotters and manky toenails. NiceManky hoofs
Remember, you’ll need a hairdryer no matter how much or how little hair you actually have! And hope you’ve taken extra spending money even if going AI, some of those restaurants are dear, some are cheaper!! Don’t forget to post OOTD on your socials hen!Ma lovelies I need help. I'm packing ma suitcase for tomorrow, going tae the island next to lindsay rotte to a bespoke 5* hotel, smell the absolute wealth, and so forth. I cannae remember did oor marion say I could ask reception for an ironing board? Just wondering how I'm going tae fold it into my case hereif none or you trolls can help, mabe judith chalmers himself will see this and can answer for me, mwah mwah
Definitely a thread title!Mario, C U Next Tuesday
He's come down to earth with a bang, having had a nice week away, come home and realising everyone on insta is going/has been somewhere much better and more expensive and realising he can't afford it. So he's got bitchy and snarkyIs the wee wank having some sort of breakdown? All those wax melts have finally killed every last neuron
Don’t forget your plates and cutlery. You don’t want to be caught short when enjoying some fine diningMa lovelies I need help. I'm packing ma suitcase for tomorrow, going tae the island next to lindsay rotte to a bespoke 5* hotel, smell the absolute wealth, and so forth. I cannae remember did oor marion say I could ask reception for an ironing board? Just wondering how I'm going tae fold it into my case hereif none or you trolls can help, mabe judith chalmers himself will see this and can answer for me, mwah mwah
DINNAE DRINK THE WATTA OOT THE TAPS, MIND!Ma lovelies I need help. I'm packing ma suitcase for tomorrow, going tae the island next to lindsay rotte to a bespoke 5* hotel, smell the absolute wealth, and so forth. I cannae remember did oor marion say I could ask reception for an ironing board? Just wondering how I'm going tae fold it into my case hereif none or you trolls can help, mabe judith chalmers himself will see this and can answer for me, mwah mwah
I'd bring the ironing board, and the iron. I presume you have a full set of saucepans packed, and cutlery and crockery?Ma lovelies I need help. I'm packing ma suitcase for tomorrow, going tae the island next to lindsay rotte to a bespoke 5* hotel, smell the absolute wealth, and so forth. I cannae remember did oor marion say I could ask reception for an ironing board? Just wondering how I'm going tae fold it into my case hereif none or you trolls can help, mabe judith chalmers himself will see this and can answer for me, mwah mwah
He’d be better suited to Universal. They have The Grinch over there, he’d fit right in.Would LOVE it if he went to Disney I would book a week off work just to watch his stories the miserable git
Howling at thisMarion misery gunt 'album' (if one ever existed!)
Paisley Sunsets
Lyndsay Rotte Blues
Wimin R Cunts (Vile App Remix)
Dots 'o Doom
Ay Disnae Do ... (10hrs)
Chernobyl Chant (Club Mix)
We DO NOT drink the tap wortah! Noo!
Wee Deek Sprayed Ma Beek
Naw Faw Meee
Extremely Adults Only
Ma Polyester Clad Prick
Scurvy 'n Stovies
Pyoor Bespoke Bore (is ma vibe)
- duet with orr Soph
& many, many maw!
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Don’t you *dare* blacken The Grinch’s name!! He’s entirely delightful compared to that snidey wee cunt!!He’d be better suited to Universal. They have The Grinch over there, he’d fit right in.
Enjoy hen ma lovely!Howling at thisAm still in that bespoke place, abroad. Still cannae say where as cannae compromise my security and so forth. Am going to ask them to put this oan in the reception as that’s where it all happens. Ah can listen whilst I drink lethal drinks. So aye.
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