FiddlemeTimbers has one made from camel hair, bespoke camel toe merkins for those who are hard of pubes. #giftedNever mind the Birkin, what he needs is a merkin. He could put it on his head lol
Marion just bought the ring herself and started wearing it. Deek doesn’t even know he’s engaged.Didn’t the other couple get engaged at DL? Marion was your engagement story? You’ve never told anyone bet there isn’t one because if it was as much effort as Andrew’s you’d be telling us all about with pics… clearly just got handed the ring in living room from Deed Deek.
Good job I'm in the staff room (in my real, hard working joab that's longer than 15 minutes) on my own, I'm wheezing laughing!Never mind the Birkin, what he needs is a merkin. He could put it on his head lol
I can't wait for someone to post his stats up later in the week to see how many have unfollowed him after his unnecessary outburst.My gosh, why so close....
Mario, forcing yourself to take your own children and spend £££'s to go to Disneyland is called PARENTING.
Appears your parents never did this otherwise you wouldn't sprout this shite.
Christ, he is dumb as fook.
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Yeah we are all a long time dead. And Marion if you keep whining on and stuffing your ugly face with fat food like ya do, well you're gonna reach that stage of long time dead long before people who look after their bodies do. Did it ever occur to your smooth brain that people like going to the gym, it makes them feel good and it keeps them healthy. And I know no one who spends 40 hrs a week in the gym, most people who can afford gym membership go to work unlike you, you fat slagMy gosh, why so close....
Mario, forcing yourself to take your own children and spend £££'s to go to Disneyland is called PARENTING.
Appears your parents never did this otherwise you wouldn't sprout this shite.
Christ, he is dumb as fook.
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Its no ma joab hen but this is whats happening so far, disneyI can't wait for someone to post his stats up later in the week to see how many have unfollowed him after his unnecessary outburst.
Mario, go boil your ugly feckin head. Just face it, you can't afford to go to Disney.
Jealousy is an ugly trait, and you definitely have it mate.
Perfect!Its no ma joab hen but this is whats happening so far, disneyneed an ootburst tae lose followers also.
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I’m all for do what you want to do. See if he wants to eat shite and rot away all day in a manky housecoat fair enough that’s fine. But to come on a slate people for doing something they enjoy is insane from him. He must just be sat there fuming with the world today and putting out these posts to see what saddos feel the same as him. 40 hours in a gym?! Just shows what he actually knows. No ones out there doing it. And the people posting about it on Instagram and just doing the exact same as him. Posting their lives and hobby’s online. Let them fucking be Mario!Oh he’s really peed me off with his rant about the gym!!
I don’t spend 40 + hours in the gym, I don’t use one I work out at home + running + cycling. I do it as I hit my mid 30s and realised that I would live a longer, happier life.
It’s such an old school Scottish approach (I am also Scottish!) to think f it, eat the cake and all the shite. This is why the health statistics in Glasgow and the west are sooo bad. Idiots like him who don’t bother to educate themselves. I bet his blood work would be screaming nutritional deficiency!!
people who cannot be bothered to look after themselves really grind my gears. If he wants to die young, let it be on his head.
exercise and eating well most of the time has so many benefits for your sleep, mental health, and your whole wellbeing. No wonder he never sleeps well and constantlyhis brains out. Idiot.
40 hours in the gym, 30 year fixed rate mortgages, mortgaged houses owned by the Bank. He just shows up his ignorance all the time, and makes himself look stupid as he hasn't got a clue what he's on aboutI’m all for do what you want to do. See if he wants to eat shite and rot away all day in a manky housecoat fair enough that’s fine. But to come on a slate people for doing something they enjoy is insane from him. He must just be sat there fuming with the world today and putting out these posts to see what saddos feel the same as him. 40 hours in a gym?! Just shows what he actually knows. No ones out there doing it. And the people posting about it on Instagram and just doing the exact same as him. Posting their lives and hobby’s online. Let them fucking be Mario!
Manio now just looks like the pig in blanketsDefinitely a dig at the lovely Andrew and Thom. The true Christmas Kings. I'm convinced they are secret tattlers, also.
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