Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby

[mammaof3]

Hello, long time lurker on this fabulous thread.
could someone experienced post Mario’s review on the jet2 app(sorry I don’t know how to do it). It’s the best thing you’ll read all year. Especially thanking the staff for giving Derek crayons

Here it is.
Also.

There is so so so much you can take from this. He's such a knob.


Snippets.

Been with Deek 10 years then says 8.

Designer purses... OMG I'm pishing masen.

He took his SUNFLOWER LANYARD!

Deek got crayons every time they went to the restaurant but he didn't do the AI!

Only thing that didn't spine bright was the food. omg

Genuine doop bags.

The whole review is a scream.


He's a moron.

 

[Shrekssister]

There’s many things that make this the best thread on Tattle, but the cunt women on this thread really are so welcoming to everyone and everyone is so happy to help newbies get to ken what’s going on. Worth your gold in weight.

Never catch us telling people to read the wiki except when it's tp recommend cures for deep depression and nae debates. I love any opportunity to explain tattie hearts and blind nikita dugs and so forth

 

[Noseybonk]

Ok ma lovelies. Here’s just a few of the WhatsApp snapshots from last night. IYNYN Matthew DNBGTN. FACTUAL! I also now have Mazda singing, wearing in Britney T-shirt (with his old teeth) saved on ma phone forever, so aye!

Apologies if these don’t go on in order.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Remember the framed WIFI password on the wall in the high footfall area for all the many guests he has

Let’s hope none of them arrive after 10pm.

 

[Shrekssister]

Sorry, 10 loads of washing?! Is he taking in washings like a victorian widow?

 

[mutleypaws]

A wee montage ay Lanzerote memories, nightly 2 piece fashion an' kicks! ✨️

I've just woken up to this and my usual crabbit for 3hrs after being awake self has been creased wi laughter. Immense .

As a newbie I am so excited to find out all about the bold yin's idiosyncrasies. The stories from the wee crumbs of detail you have all been leaving me are within reach! Is it not awfy guid when you find a glorious new tattle bam wi hunners of threads? It's like a Xmas tree in August. My OCD arse is now going to have to start at the very beginning of this journee. Also.

 

[Shazzyshizzle]

I ran here when I saw drying out the back door…

Am I hard of brain what back door is he talking about?? Is this an extremely adult euphemism hens, am lost also

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

The lilac romanian car wash leggings are back. I have PTSD.

New York in America
ALSO.

 

[Lim1947]

Poor Rayne is like, take him baaaack

 

[Joo92]

Can see he wore his watch on holiday to get a strap line, just so he can show everyone he has been to that place ‘abroad’

That’s the tan line from his little all inclusive band ma lovely. Even though he didn’t use the all inclusive facilities because he only frequents fine dining establishments

 

[mammaof3]

Why does he lie about such inconsequential things? He said there were 4 oils left, but over an hour after he posted, the site is showing 8 available.

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I've copied you ma beaut.
Only a few left it appears on the wax melts. All 360 of them.
Also.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I was going to say, surely they wore full length trousers on the way over, that they could have worn to get access to the ALL INCLUSIVE food at least some of the time, before dolling up in the OOTD.

But with these two, who knows! Anyway we know the travel expert likes fine dining so that's okay then.

Even when she wore trousers, they wouldn't let her in on account of having fingers for toes. So aye

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Who had aloe Vera on the holiday bingo card?
Also the haircut - it’s a strong look innit

 

[Ferguson]

Hens I had a dream, I was greetin and Moanio came up to me in the street to say stop greetin.
He had a pile of letters in his hand, I took a photo of them and the top one had his full address and the envelope said 'Porn star application response'
I posted the photo on here thinking I was doing the Lords work.
But youse all had a go at me telling me I'd gone too far.
everywhere oan this app.

 

[Noseybonk]

Went on big plane. Got hot and red. Uncle Mario says I have to pay for fine dining. Sit in big lobby until bedtime at 8pm. Very nice, Uncle Mario says I can pay to go next year too.

Plus - my feet were Hugo boss

 

[Noseybonk]

OK you lot this thread needs to come with an actual warning. “Read this and find yourself speaking Marionesque vernacular at every opportunity”
I’ve been gardening today in my actual back garden (smell the wealth) and muttering “let’s put that plant in it’s own wee bespoke pot over there” etc etc. It’s bloody catching!!

It slips out all the time ma lovely, it’s like a disease. I nipped with my daughter to that small business Primarni this morning, and she couldn’t find something she was looking for and asked an assistant who showed her, and she got what we went for.

I immediately said - You didn’t know but you got to know! Then some prick was driving in the car park like they had Kerry katonas and holding everyone up, and so my daughter started laughing and said “snakes in this car park”

I slip up all the time in ma joab that IS ma joab, and saying FACTUAL when I am being a Karen with the kids or Mr Noseybonk is quite normal now. So Aye! Also.

 

[Ferguson]

Someone post the tittypump!
And the avamay party pics of both of them looking like midgets.

Hannah is 5ft 2 (in heels) BTW

 

[MrsJ2000]

Only 4 bespoke aroma oils left hens! The website just let me put 6 in ma basket though I’m noo buying them, don’t worry, I’ve not lost the plot

 

[Babybail93]

I LOVE that all of our new friends have been pure treatid tae a bespoke Dots of Doom the night!

Did they live up tae your expectations hens?

 

[Shrekssister]

Even worse hen, he said he bought a few bath mats! He’s no right and nae debates.

She's a few bath mats short of a white company store and nae debates