Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby

[mammaof3]

AvaMay insta page still has 2 highlight reels up from the 1st birthday party in 2019. Nae gossip but Deek, Beek and wee Curtis all make an appearance, as does Hannah's OG face!

Here ya go ma lovelies/beauts.

 

[Babybail93]

It’s a really lovely thread my questions (because I’m only learning) are always answered
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It’s a really lovely thread my questions (because I’m only learning) are always answered

ETA I hope nobody is offended by me saying I can’t understand him as I like to say a lot English isn’t my first language

No offence taken at all my lovely. A lot of us have been here years and still don’t have a clue what the poisonous dwarf is banging on about

 

[Babybail93]

AvaMay’s newest scent is a doop of the Mrs. Hinch/Lenor scent Vacay Vibes. She hasn’t tagged Hinch but used her name as a hashtag, and is using the Vacay Vibes name.

Surely Lenor clamp down on that kind of thing?

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Imagine using someone who is grieving to sell your shit. I can’t stand Hinch, but Hannah needs to take a long look at herself. Cunt

 

[Ferguson]

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Ma hens you're being #treatit if you're no an OG oan this app tae the bespoke #stinksofchristmas ad of 2023. Iconic

Influencer also.

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

I can’t COPE-D with the lack of spelling and grammar.

 

[Ferguson]

Ah've just been oan a wee journeh.
A historical moment in history.
Pyoor Martin McKnight take me baaaaaccckk

 

[Babybail93]

Thanks for this, jingle jangle jewellery when he's getting bummed!
Also, thanks to the hen who provided an explanation to 'dots of doom' ________
So, ma kindly lovelies, what is this 'trained in nails'? Also

He has these random fads and lies he tells. One day he decided he was “trained in nails”. He brought all the shite he needed off of Amazon, so he could do his own gel nails never seen or heard of again.

Oh, and he said he even had a “cessificate” to prove he was trained in nails

 

[Joo92]

Manio is going to be coaching Denek on how to successfully stand on one leg to show off his shoes. I’m sure he’ll have nailed it by the time they get there

 

[FakeAF]

I bet he still buys a bespoke bottle of aftershave on the plane home in the scent ‘back to reality’ despite the flagons he took with him, so si also.

 

[Babybail93]

Is he a really small man? I have started going through his highlights and he’s doing a speed clean when he’s standing by the sink in the kitchen he looks tiny!

I’m struggling to understand him

3ft 6” my lovely

 

[Sampayne]

 

[purplethesurple]

Hope he hasn't hung Derek's genuine fake gucci two piece that he got two Christmases ago but forgot about (smell the wealth) out on the communal washing line, the local druggies will have off with it

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Is he suggesting he had three hours sleep because his body is fucked with jet lag? Surely not?

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

The £25 he spent on a bath mat for his non-bath could’ve paid for 5 breakfasts in The Lighthouse, Lanzarote in Spain.

Pro-tip, Mario- when I go away I arrange to have my cleaner come as normal each week and then again the day before I’m back so I have a hoose that’s fully gutted, fresh bedding, and smells pyoor boujie.

 

[muscadet]

Pretty sure you canny engrave a bath mat

 

[Pepsi]

Hens, its no mae joab but iv found oot whit his high powered joab wus.
He got a wee apprentice joab fur the Feds but was caught pocketing the salt and pepper fae the canteen while "fine dining" so wus put under cover as a fork lift driver at Hersheys but they soon fund oot he canny drive and wus eating awe the chocolate.
After mare digging they found oot he wus in fact .01% Italian and 99.9% Scottish, no fae New York in America, even although he claimed to ken Debbie Harris, didney huv a Visa tae work so deported him tae Ayrshire and so forth.
Their code name fur him wus "nae cleaning wi Mario" so that gave him the idea tae start up his Insta.
Noo he can only dream of the days when he used tae wear regulation Fed sunglasses, no Primark wans also
Thank me laters #factual #nomajoab #professionalMario #saltandpepper

 

[Tamzinmac]

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you can literally HEAR the jealousy in his voice! Ye don't care Maz hen cos you've no got a garden and if you dare step foot outside beruit towers at nightfall, you'll probs get stabbed or attacked by a zombie Cosy in yer safe place ma luvlie whilst the rest of us are taking in the beaut sights, away take yer face fur a shite ya wee whinge

 

[Meehee69]

From Trippy

 

[gilly31]

Where does he dry '7 loads of washing' in a matter of hours?

polyester hen, it drys instantly! IYDKGTK!

 

[Realhousemouse]

Hope all you new vile trolls have acquainted yourselves wi the Mario calendar because we are literally only weeks away from him starting to talk about autum, posting pics of autumn scenes and getting his pumpkin bedding out in July