Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby

[Madge2022]

Has the mutant actually explained what he meant with “extremely adult”, despite it being a family friendly hotel? Or was that just another of his word sharts?

He didni see many children at the hotel, hence it was extremely adult. Wit he didni ken wuz parents clocked Beak the child catcher so didni let their weans oot until Beak wuz tucked up in bed at cosy time 6pm.

Bespoke artist courtesy of our resident Banksy @hopethishelpsallthebest

Cleaning with Mario #60 He gives us a Glimps of his life, but us trolls cause him nothing but strife

FUCK OFF A MIDWIFE OR A MAKEUP ARTIST😂😂😂😂😂😂 1. You’re not smart or resilient enough for a midwifery degree Mazda. 2. You’re absolutely shite at makeup. Spine bright ma luvlies💎 Aww that hunners and hunners of make up and he still looks like count Dracula so aye ma page ma rules hen

tattle.life

 

[Madge2022]

Hay Friday hens, it's a lovely day in the Shire, what's the betting Beak says he brought the good weather game wi him.

Will it be a Castlevecchi, Jam Jars or cheeky wee takeaway fur tonight's fine dining?

 

[Pepsi]

Will do. I enjoy a bit of creativity! I've popped it on the media page

Hen, your wasted oan that Hinch thread, stay oor here wi us vile trolls.
Tonsa love

 

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

What back door is he on about? View attachment 2930615

10 loads of washing in the space of 2 days? Is he doing the washing for all the junkies too? wtf is going on. I expect his maths is about as good as his English tbf. Hard of maths. 1 + 2 loads of washing = 10 in Marion’s life. Also.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

He only bought it because it says THE WHITE COMPANY right across it had it just been plain white would he had bought it? No he wouldn’t.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

I've been going through the old threads, here are some pics. One of his old avis, his odd feet slipper sock arrangement, and finally his fucking cooking.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

They know Manio is not a male, so he doesn't need to wear trousers. And who can say she's not classy enough? What about the lace balero? What about the god damn blouse and culottes?

 

[SuzyE]

I can't believe two middle aged men are doing these stupid videos. I'd love to know what his family think, but it speaks volumes how none of them comment on his page.

 

[Shrekssister]

The dirty rancid bastard put them leggings on in lindsay rotte, flew home, and has put them back on. Bet the crotch smells of parmesan.

You know that smell when you open a packet of cheap ham and that rancid air just puffs out at you.

So aye.
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The lights are on but no ones home

Only til 10pm ma lovelie

 

[Madge2022]

How small is Deed Deek?? He’s the height of me and am 5ft, Why does Marion always crouch beside him.
The purple leggings have made a come back after a week.
Clothes dryer behind the he mirror, it’s so obvious they have far too much stuff and very little space in that flat, had been be a would have had traditional units built either side fireplace for storage. That’s too posh for Marion and he doesn’t have the brain cells to think of these things.

He built that bedsit fae the grun up, blocked and reported!!!

Ur youse efter sum oaf wee Deek's holiday wardrobe ma lovelie, since he's the same height as youse?

Ah'm 4' 11" and ma wean telt me ah wiz two inches away fae being a dwarf. Ah telt him anymair oaf his cheek and ah'd send him tae live wi Beak and Deek. Obviously ah'll be keeping the family allowance petty cash book #capeeesh

 

[Madge2022]

Hi hens, ah see youse huv been tippity taping and posting here, will need tae get ma criss and joos ready tae catch up the night. Huv we hud the Mario comedown yet?

Well ma lovelies ah did that run thing tae the camera this morning and didni end up in Lindsay Rotte but ma wurk, ah ah'm fummming. Ah don't want tae compromise ma security but ah can confirm restaurants near ma wurk have differing prices and some ur cheaper and some are dearer, also.

 

[GreaseSpot]

Those chips were cooked on a warm day on the surface of Mars so aye. Can't identify the blob beside it in the shade 'deep beige' and guessing it's in the scent 'deep fried fish'
Burnt Offerings
Fine dining
Extremely adults only
Cordoned off not cordon bleu

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

The leggings. Deeks grandad run.
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How did the suitcases make it back before them?

Was it the boujeeee Jet2 feature, which not only checks you in from Lyndsy Rotte, but also breaks intake yer flat and delivers em at the other side in your grey living room before you arrive?

 

[twilightgarden]

Did he just call ava may..... ava mayfair?

She’s gone bust rebranded hen. Get tae ken so si.

 

[Anti-influencer]

His bathroom is that wee that his honking toes will be stood oan the bath mat whether he’s just oot the shower, at the sink, or sitting oan the toilet dropping his daily sharts. He may as well just call it the new bathroom crapet xoxo

 

[fuzzylilmanpeach]

A bespoke lack of long trousers, why didn’t she just whip oot her trusty lilac leggings.

 

[Babybail93]

The niece has got a bigger bedroom than his flat

 

[Babybail93]

I can’t believe he has sat in that flat all night with the goblin oodie on. I am sweltered and have been out my back door all night even though it’s owned by the bank and no me. The thought of putting another layer on is giving me the bespoke boke. He must be getting a draft from the roofless neighbouring flat.

You know she is the type to be all like ‘omg it’s pure freezing here the noo compared tae Lindsay Rotte”. Even though it’s only a couple degrees different atm

 

[Ferguson]

Bath? Naw
Bath Mat? Aye

 

[Shrekssister]

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But………but……… but she’s thanking you now, Mario, you fucking Div.

Hard of sentence construction
Hard of cadence
#GCMemoriestobemade
OOTD
New York, America.
also.

"Thanks mario"
"You'll thank me later" why does that sound like a threat from him