Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Hens I had a dream, I was greetin and Moanio came up to me in the street to say stop greetin.
He had a pile of letters in his hand, I took a photo of them and the top one had his full address and the envelope said 'Porn star application response'
I posted the photo on here thinking I was doing the Lords work.
But youse all had a go at me telling me I'd gone too far.
everywhere oan this app.

Greeting at this ahahhahah
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Ahm hoping noo that he's in his music mogul era, we will get tratit tae sum new singits!!!

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Still ongoing. Miraculously still a secret (apart fae here in the Virus community)
My daughter is in her final year so he won't be her headteacher for too much longer.
Parents evenings are pyoor awkward also.

I wanted to put the post with yous'e telling us about it, but I already feel like a stalker on this dayn of dawn.

 

[Zofloragirl]

Right I’ve had a gin and I’m going in… wish me luck hens!

In Mario? Or the wiki? Tread carefully

 

[Zofloragirl]

I've been going through the old threads, here are some pics. One of his old avis, his odd feet slipper sock arrangement, and finally his fucking cooking.
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What’s in that food? Looks like fingers.

 

[Madge2022]

Hen, this app is no ma joab so IDK how tae play this. Something aboot a Codec and trying tae charge me 79p fur the honour, pure affronted and so forth.
Tonsa love

Wit huv ah telt youse @Pepsi youse need tae stoap using the dial up internet connection and get tae ken broadband #capeesshh
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Killing myself laughing at the Wiki, Bummingfort etcetera! What a "journey" (I hate that word!)

It's cos youse ur misspelling it ma lovelie, Beak goes oan jurneys. Always meets a lovelie called Julie when he's no getting serviced by Sharon, also. #aboveandbeyond
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All this fine dining chit chat has me remembering the time Hannah took Macaroni out for dinner and he ended up in the kitchen with the chefs instead of the men’s toilets

Huving a pish in the soup

 

[ChastityDingle]

Their bedsit is so fugly

It's depressing looking.

 

[AllieBee]

Remember the deep fried eggs? Boiled bolognese? Oooh and the tomato soup recipe that was all salt, and had random ingredients in quotations?

Oh god the eggs in about 2 litres of oil

 

[MistyWindows]

I’m so sorry, I know this is a wee bit off topic, but I’ve not thought much about old Paolo since reading these threads and knowing his “stinking dad” () serves our Marion!
I didnae ken! Holy shet!

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Or was that just another of his word sharts?

Deed hen, actually cackling away under ma bridge in my hoose with front and back doors! Manio’s ain bespoke name fur his bespoke sayings! @mammaof3 kin youse title a section of the wiki Word Sharts?

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

I’m so sorry, I know this is a wee bit off topic, but I’ve not thought much about old Paolo since reading these threads and knowing his “stinking dad” () serves our Marion!
I didnae ken! Holy shet!

He geez me the heebies

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

AvaMay’s newest scent is a doop of the Mrs. Hinch/Lenor scent Vacay Vibes. She hasn’t tagged Hinch but used her name as a hashtag, and is using the Vacay Vibes name.

Surely Lenor clamp down on that kind of thing?

 

[welshgirl2021]

Also sorry I have lots of questions does he own the flat or rent it?

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

I hope the Yumbo Centre steals their sharts and they give up their full time jobs to become Go-Go dancers.

 

[M33L4]

He apparently has a problem with his corneas which at one point he proclaimed he would be blind eventually (coroneas = kerry catonas = kerries )

Is one away to the independAnt shoap and the other away to B&M for the change, hen?

 

[anniemouse]

I can't believe two middle aged men are doing these stupid videos. I'd love to know what his family think, but it speaks volumes how none of them comment on his page.

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What’s that big shiny thing? (Nae his foreheid)
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The clothes airer behind the mirror!

Ah it’s a mirror, the airer confused me, it’s nae even mah first time oan this app

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Keep losing you funny feckers I've watched it now. And aye and so forth.

 

[Joo92]

@Madge2022 #gulliverstravels has ended me. Am deid

 

[Shrekssister]

It’s like Gay Mecca! By day it looks like a big pink car park with shops. By night it is the most fabulous place in the world! Full of drag shows, gay clubs, sex shops and dark rooms. They have two massive pride events every year as well.

Thanks ma hen I got tae know. How's baby babybail?

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Ma lovelie, have you used some sort of technology to make him sound like Dana from The Scheme?

Och aye! Ah gart heem gang nice 'n slaw an' ah still cannae understand heem
I thought yoose meant this Dana ...

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Another favourite compulsory purchase he made was the Ring Doorbell. To go on his front door…… which is inside a block of flats BEHIND a communal door with an entry phone system

Fucking hell man
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It reminds me of the office (USA, pennsylvania not new york) when Holly starts work and treats Kevin extra nicely because they tricked her into thinking he's got learning disabilities.

Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeee absolutely spot on.

Clutchin ma beak hard right noo