Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby

[AllieBee]

If they're as funny as the "Blind Nikita Dug" and "Flashed The Postman" pure beak clutching bullshite he's concocted previously, then we in for a treatit ma lovelies
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That's literally the speed Deek talks ahahahha

Liz Be Da Law....said in a stumbling voice as he struggles to read basic English.

 

[button moon]

There is no way they’re staying in Playa Del Ingles. Can you imagine them at the Yumbo?? Surely they’re staying in Puerto Rico?

I was thinking about the yumbo when they
We're away haha.. they will love it haha.

 

[purplethesurple]

So aye

 

[SarcasticEllis]

No way is the next holiday booked for this year. They don't have the petty cash for it. Derek will be paying monthly installments for the next 18 months.

That white company bath mat/hand towel effort could have gone towards the holiday deposit! Hopefully this means Mario will stop buying so much shite…

 

[Zofloragirl]

It’s a really lovely thread my questions (because I’m only learning) are always answered
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It’s a really lovely thread my questions (because I’m only learning) are always answered

ETA I hope nobody is offended by me saying I can’t understand him as I like to say a lot English isn’t my first language

Nor is Marion’s. I can’t understand a word he says.

 

[Rayne]

Vile heat… she needs to sit herself down and get some class… in a dark room

 

[screenfreelookatme]

A tip for all the lovely newbies joining.....watch his singing highlights......pure bespoke comedy gold

CHOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!

 

[purplethesurple]

I can't decide who is more irritating between Hannah and Marian

joint 1st place for me hen

 

[SuzyE]

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But………but……… but she’s thanking you now, Mario, you fucking Div.

Hard of sentence construction
Hard of cadence
#GCMemoriestobemade
OOTD
New York, America.
also.

He really is a thick twat. Concentrate, Mario!. That way you won't look as stupid

 

[Scottishmammy]

Do you think they’ll venture out this time?

 

[Little Miss Planner]

My favourite Manioism was him helping the lady with public transport issues. For a couple of reasons. Firstly as he's such an ally (nooo ma spelling) of all women except for us, the 99% but secondly and far more importantly because of the reason she struggled. English wasn't her first language and this clown described her as being 'hard of English'. Ever since, we 99% have called him hard of everything from being hard of grammar to hard of fashion sense etc.

Thus was so funny

 

[I wud like sum tea]

All the cases Marion means 2 cases and 7 loads Marion means whites, darks and colours. 3 loads. 7 Load washing he’s at it, even I never had that when I used to go away with Mr Isa and the kids.
Also it’s was so warm today why is he wearing a big fleece inside, he’s such a riot.
Isn’t Gemma his pal that’s the painter the one that gave his lamp and crap to.
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His “pal” Gem is also weird looking the name is mrs Ruiz casa, don’t know if she is from Ayrshire or what.

Aye ISA hen the very wan…pally wi rendall and misfit jaw

 

[SuzyE]

Looks like his feet don’t move at all while he’s dancing
Is this Ava May another Hinch wannabe? She doesn’t look like a very nice person and seems to think she’s amazing ..

Without a filter she's got a square Desperate Dan face. Like her perfumes, she's fake as feck

 

[mammaof3]

Here it is.
Also.

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Sorry quoting masen.

I think this review isn't real!

I've added it, as fake, to the wiki all the same.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Influencer also.

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Awww the Candy Cane jurneyyy in October....Good Times.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

See what youse lot mean about the dreaded "dots of doom"!
Edited slaw mo

The neckline scares me so si.

 

[AllieBee]

I can’t see it! Please can someone enlarge for those hard of vision.

It's a massive thing lying on top of the wardrobe. HTHATB (sorry cba to type full name) glorious artwork

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

I don't think that's Aloe Vera hen. It's liquid filth, is what it is.
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Choking!!!

 

[welshgirl2021]

Wee Marion is aw braw an' needs warmin' up!

Awww Magic you’re here too I’m a newbie so going to look at his highlights

 

[FakeAF]

I only came to this thread because I work in travel and was intrigued by Lanzarote.
One of the best moves I have ever made in life !!
You lot are wasted you should be writing scripts for Peter Kay and the like - you would make a mint I have laughed my socks off this week - thank you !!!
I am now hooked and can’t wait to delve deeper into the lives of Marion and Deek!!!
Deek reminds me of a young Cruz Beckham and Marion is like an ugly Orville.
The reviews on Trippy about the hotel slate the cleaning and manky state of the place so god knows what his cleaning standards are ?!
Anyways again Thankyou !!! Xx

Ironically he never cleans so that makes perfect sense!