Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby

[Doodlebug71]

Did he just call ava may..... ava mayfair?

 

[FakeAF]

Why doesn't he get some of the window guards on so he can open the windows without baby gurl rayne leaping out? You can't see them when they are on and you can even buy ones that you put on and take off as you open and close the windows

It’ll spoil the greige, crushed velvet aesthetic and nae debates.

 

[longtimestalker]

Deek’s arm looks like a drumstick squashie View attachment 2927778

Twat tan at its finest

 

[twilightgarden]

Wee Marion is aw braw an' needs warmin' up!

This makes him sound like he’s at deaths door and nae debates

 

[Noseybonk]

Those eggs will go down in history

Mainly for the fact he survived. I do wonder if wee Deek is well insured when I see some of the raw slop that Marion cooks up

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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[Shrekssister]

I’m so sorry, I know this is a wee bit off topic, but I’ve not thought much about old Paolo since reading these threads and knowing his “stinking dad” () serves our Marion!
I didnae ken! Holy shet!

Sing it tae me son

 

[Madge2022]

Whits he popping it in to? Up the wee hole in his cock?
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Nae chance, she was in Melonares, that's where we go, he won't be able to afford it. Aw the shoaps are designer and aw the hotels are 4 or 5

Ur youse misfit jaw ma lovelie

 

[Babybail93]

Any pics hen?

Also.

I wish we did! Haha I’ll have a look through the old threads. They must be knocking about somewhere

 

[If i told you …]

Hey up! Mario has competition for OOTD ~. Lynsey QOC.

 

[Rachy24881]

Good idea lol.The Lauren Goodger thread has a wiki that includes all her typos and what they mean lol.We need this for our Mazda.
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Good idea lol.The Lauren Goodger thread has a wiki that includes all her typos and what they mean lol.We need this for our Mazda.
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Fellow ‘Scrunchie’ here! Maz and Lozzas are my favourite threads on Tattle

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

“The price you pay fae wearing designer”…….

She just needs some awe cozy, soft, cris, bright white Terry T's to go with!
Bespoke

 

[Wendy22]

He posted a Blondie song and said he was a massive Debbie Harris fan always.

Roaring with laughter at this thanks for the information

 

[welshgirl2021]

Aye he is very very small. The whole world struggles to understand him, partly because he talks so fast but mostly because what he says is nonsense. Have you read the Wiki? It's brilliant but wear your Tenas

Haha ok I forgot about the Wiki I’ll have a look now

 

[Cagayu]

How do I watch his singing stuff lovelies? I'm currently reading his first thread #ad-dicted

He used to have a highlight reel of his singing

 

[FakeAF]

Dead ringer for manio
& so forth etc & also

Crying (oot ma Kerry Katonas) at this!

 

[Itsme1985]

The box room that he decorated like a concession of Virgin Atlantic

Any pics hen?

Also.

 

[Zofloragirl]

Oh fucking hell, I had to go back for a look. I must be as blind as a Nikita dug

I can’t see it! Please can someone enlarge for those hard of vision.

 

[Zofloragirl]

A

Beejong was so so funny.
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Ooh look. Beejong
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Aubrey Shons

 

[cazellie]

Ok so I’m a newbie here and I think the wiki needs translation tae. No?