Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby

[Henny Penny]

Loving how he's now become a travel expert after one holiday!!
Also pissing myself at the fact they like 'fine dining' and he's extremely Fussy..... fussy

Like a young child who only wants beige English food more like!

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Like a young child who only wants beige English food more like!

Aye. He’s been watching oor Soph’s stories with wee Ronnie and now he’s a pure bespoke fussy eater too.

 

[geezabreak]

The All inclusive long trouser thing, I think they say it on the website but when you get there you in most you can wear shorts.
It’s more likely they didn’t go in as he’s too lazy to be walking round the buffet style putting food on his plate. He’s more accustomed to that 5* table service you get in Wetherspoon when you order oan that app

Hen, shorts might be allowed but Manio didny huv ony on account of him packing 43 pairs of swimmin trunks, the lilac leggings hud pish stains and the black trousers were only on for the photo because due tae the massive consumption of Lays while lying beached oan his deck chair widny fasten up. Hope that helps.
Lindsay Rotte
Fine dining

 

[button moon]

What is the lindsay rotte reference to?

 

[Zofloragirl]

The All inclusive long trouser thing, I think they say it on the website but when you get there you in most you can wear shorts.
It’s more likely they didn’t go in as he’s too lazy to be walking round the buffet style putting food on his plate. He’s more accustomed to that 5* table service you get in Wetherspoon when you order oan that app

It probably confused them.

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Every time I saw holiday Deek I just kept thinking he was part of the “Groovy Gang” (Only Fools and Horses) iykykiydkgtk

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

What is the lindsay rotte reference to?

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

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Lanzarote....he's hard of speaking so the auto caption cannae understand a word he says.

And nothing he says in a sentence makes sense so the AI cannae even hazard a guess from the context of the rest of the sentence.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Shouting off about how fab Rosemary is in the hotel, she’s amazing, fantastic, sooo lovely. Your clearly don’t know her or she doesn’t even know about “cleaning with Mario” oan that app that isnae your joab but you would love it to be your actual other part time job. You wouldn’t be sitting looking her up you would have asked if she had social media. What a creep searching people up instead of going up to her and asking. This is same man that apparently got his way with Dyson and the council. I smell and it’s not Marion’s arse this time.

 

[SuzyE]

Even when she wore trousers, they wouldn't let her in on account of having fingers for toes. So aye
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I'm creased!.
He really has got the ugliest, longest toes I've ever seen.

 

[Poptart]

A wee montage ay Lanzerote memories, nightly 2 piece fashion an' kicks! ✨️

OMG I have tears running down ma legs

 

[Babybail93]

OMG I have tears running down ma legs

Magic Roundabout always does good vids over on the Hinch thread

 

[Madge2022]

Hay Friday hens, it's a lovely day in the Shire, what's the betting Beak says he brought the good weather game wi him.

Will it be a Castlevecchi, Jam Jars or cheeky wee takeaway fur tonight's fine dining?

 

[Shrekssister]

Cleaning with Marion #125: Lindsay Rotte, GBNF, always in our hearts.

And so forth

 

[mutleypaws]

A wee montage ay Lanzerote memories, nightly 2 piece fashion an' kicks! ✨️

I've just woken up to this and my usual crabbit for 3hrs after being awake self has been creased wi laughter. Immense .

As a newbie I am so excited to find out all about the bold yin's idiosyncrasies. The stories from the wee crumbs of detail you have all been leaving me are within reach! Is it not awfy guid when you find a glorious new tattle bam wi hunners of threads? It's like a Xmas tree in August. My OCD arse is now going to have to start at the very beginning of this journee. Also.

 

[Shmebulock]

Take me baaaaaaack

The bleeping travel guide has ended me. Am gutted the holiday is over.

Why did no one tell him you don't need to take your iron, ironing board, cups plates & a kettle tae Lindsay Rotte?
everywhere oan this app

Ground room floor
Extremely adults only
Safeguarding concern.
Ongoing negotiations with Jet2 also x

Ground room floor
How does he get it so wrong every time his mouth opens?!?

 

[FakeAF]

I have a day off actual work today (this app is no my job, not mae quote), and have put daytime telly on and have spotted that Mark, (the original fashion expert on Lorraine) is doing a slot later on how you can buy all you need for your summer holiday for just £30. Shame Marion and Deek beat the ITV to it!

 

[Turmeric123]

Mornin Hens,
our Marion will be pure crabbit the day between the jetlag and the holiday comedown
Take us back
Lindsay Rotte
Extremely Adults Only
Also

 

[Madge2022]

Cleaning with Marion #125: Lindsay Rotte, GBNF, always in our hearts.

And so forth

With the angles noo

 

[FakeAF]

What is the lindsay rotte reference to?

On Marion’s Conde Nast travel review of his holiday in abroad, Spain, he had auto captions on and he said Lanzarote which auto corrected to Lindsay Rotte. No my quote hen.