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Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby
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They know Manio is not a male, so he doesn't need to wear trousers. And who can say she's not classy enough? What about the lace balero? What about the god damn blouse and culottes?
Ah thought that wiz Julia Roberts in her pretty wummin days.
To be fare Deekās shorts were almost full length on him on account of him being hard or height so aye.
I was going to say, surely they wore full length trousers on the way over, that they could have worn to get access to the ALL INCLUSIVE 
food at least some of the time, before dolling up in the OOTD.
But with these two, who knows! Anyway we know the travel expert likes fine dining
so that's okay then.
food at least some of the time, before dolling up in the OOTD. But with these two, who knows! Anyway we know the travel expert likes fine dining
so that's okay then.
A bespoke lack of long trousers, why didnāt she just whip oot her trusty lilac leggings.
Even when she wore trousers, they wouldn't let her in on account of having fingers for toes. So ayeI was going to say, surely they wore full length trousers on the way over, that they could have worn to get access to the ALL INCLUSIVE
But with these two, who knows! Anyway we know the travel expert likes fine dining
Didn't he say he was researching the holiday destination on some Facebook page or something. Even though they did absolutely nothing while they were there, apart from providing us with entertainment.
I'd always have a look at a few reviews of the hotel as well as reading the booking information. He needs to up his game as a travel expert!
I'd always have a look at a few reviews of the hotel as well as reading the booking information. He needs to up his game as a travel expert!
Rayne when he gets homeā¦..if he had a bespoke front doorā¦
A wee montage ay Lanzerote memories, nightly 2 piece fashion an' kicks! āØļø 
They walked it back tae Paisley on arrival.
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It's the one with the duck rubber ring for me. Pure utter bespokeness.A wee montage ay Lanzerote memories, nightly 2 piece fashion an' kicks! āØļø
Get it on the Wiki page! Am howling!A wee montage ay Lanzerote memories, nightly 2 piece fashion an' kicks! āØļø
Hard-core scat porn 
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Afterall the hotel was *extremely* adult.
?Afterall the hotel was *extremely* adult.
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It was just no fae him hen and nae debates. Capesh.
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Not applying sun cream to his boat race certainly was!
Rosemary is now a Tattler. 100%.
The All inclusive long trouser thing, I think they say it on the website but when you get there you in most you can wear shorts.
Itās more likely they didnāt go in as heās too lazy to be walking round the buffet style putting food on his plate. Heās more accustomed to that 5* table service you get in Wetherspoon when you order oan that app
Itās more likely they didnāt go in as heās too lazy to be walking round the buffet style putting food on his plate. Heās more accustomed to that 5* table service you get in Wetherspoon when you order oan that app
Take me baaaaaaack
The bleeping travel guide has ended me. Am gutted the holiday is over.
Why did no one tell him you don't need to take your iron, ironing board, cups plates & a kettle tae Lindsay Rotte?
everywhere oan this app
Ground room floor
Extremely adults only
Safeguarding concern.
Ongoing negotiations with Jet2 also x
The bleeping travel guide has ended me. Am gutted the holiday is over.
Why did no one tell him you don't need to take your iron, ironing board, cups plates & a kettle tae Lindsay Rotte?
everywhere oan this app Ground room floor
Extremely adults only
Safeguarding concern.
Ongoing negotiations with Jet2 also x
Will do. I enjoy a bit of creativity! I've popped it on the media pageGet it on the Wiki page! Am howling!
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