One of my favourite Maria moments was when she got the bespoke "framed lyrics"
IYKYKIYDKGTK capeesh
IYKYKIYDKGTK capeesh
And the day he met Deek was the night when Deek got unlucky on Pull a Pig Night.....!She later sold him to his auntie for a pair of stripper shoes.
He lived in the aunties box room like a box troll, till one day he met simple Deek. He gave him some magic beans to grow, which unfortunately Derek swallowed like a fud, and he’s been in a drug haze ever since.
Marion took the opportunity to move in and take over. THE END! Capeesh!
She will have to try harder. RememberPyoooor beak clutching from me when he pronounced the new scent ‘pistachio’ but had to swerve right aroooound and back intae ma ain lane when I spotted it is actually pistachio this time!
Is Hannah Ava May so fed up with him mispronouncing all the time she’s given up and gone for a scent with actual pistachio top notes?!
IYKYKAIYDKGTK
And mirth!She will have to try harder. RememberNellyNeroli...
She’sDid he just call ava may..... ava mayfair?
That was me hen. It was inevitable that Moanio would return to sell his wares from his brand that he built from the groond up. And he's ever predictable now home in his safe space.my all time fave Martin moment is when he said one of his braindead followers was watching his stories in a cafe in New York and the waitress overheard the videos and said she had heard of Martin and watches his stories too… that’s New York in America btw for all you ones that need to get to know, capesh hens
ALSO, which one of ya’s said as soon as he got home he would be flogging wax melt woman’s shite again? He’s such a boring bast we can literally read him like a book.
New York in America.
Debbie harris
Blind Nikita dug
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This I need to see. The snider bracelet, definitely not the bumming. Now you've said it I have an unwelcome image in my head though.Public service announcement for all the lovely newbies we have here:
Mario has a Pandora Charm bracelet that is full to the brim of snide Pandora charms and cheap tacky ones off Ava May wax melt boxes.
He wears it when he is getting bummed so it jingle jangles. Like the wings of angels. So aye
Wtf?Aside to this, when he has a wreath at Christmas he hangs it INSIDE the door. Ma hens we aren't making any of this up, you truly couldn't.
The way wee deek looked down at his hands before he waved them, like he wasn’t sure what they were.I hope so
Here's another, to celebrate their homecoming to Beirut! First bit is slowed down to get a good close up of Deek's travel nappy
Naw hen, it's too early fur Madge tae be fart laughing, where's ma shart caird and sunflower lanyard just in caseI hope so
Here's another, to celebrate their homecoming to Beirut! First bit is slowed down to get a good close up of Deek's travel nappy
Wit huv ah telt youse @Pepsi youse need tae stoap using the dial up internet connection and get tae ken broadband #capeesshhHen, this app is no ma joab so IDK how tae play this. Something aboot a Codec and trying tae charge me 79p fur the honour, pure affronted and so forth.
Tonsa love
It's cos youse ur misspelling it ma lovelie, Beak goes oan jurneys. Always meets a lovelie called Julie when he's no getting serviced by Sharon, also. #aboveandbeyondKilling myself laughing at the Wiki, Bummingfort etcetera! What a "journey" (I hate that word!)
Huving a pish in the soupAll this fine dining chit chat has me remembering the time Hannah took Macaroni out for dinner and he ended up in the kitchen with the chefs instead of the men’s toilets
Standard Mario. I'm noooooo weeelllllHow many of us think he will start to get a bespoke virus from the air conditioning on the plane?! So that he will be no well for the dreaded Monday vibe? IYKYKIYDGTK.
Wow he has packed on the timber since then. Holiday Mario, Boring Mario, Christmas Mario, Fat MarioHay (Mario's version of hey) Saturday! Here's a nice pic of Mario getting his brows done/ruined a bit more. It's a few stone ago. View attachment 2928618
Ooh are we going oan a bespoke legionnaires jurneh? Take maaaaaa baaaaaack!How many of us think he will start to get a bespoke virus from the air conditioning on the plane?! So that he will be no well for the dreaded Monday vibe? IYKYKIYDGTK.
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