Cleaning with Mario #123 Denek & Manio Costa Teguise, Lanzarote Spain. Also

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When your 5 year old goes to his first jiu jitsu class at the local community centre and you ask him what he’s learned…

 
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Youse huv aw inspired me tae get tae know a new wee bespoke profile pic. Would take something special tae part me fae ma OG but in honour of our wee holiday jurnee, av done it. Ma fuck it year! We move! So aye!

Ah hope she gets a tattoo.

Lanzarote in the Canaries also.
 
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Wee Deek, can youse stop pissing aboot and show the lassies your wellies, the noo.


Look at this wee cheeky man, Deek I'll not have youse behave this way, you're ruining my fuck it year, ya wee basturt.

 
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Reminds me of stars in their eyes when contestants were waiting to walk through. TADAH!
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Summat like Lanzo 2024
 
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It's like watching a horrendous car crash that I can't take my eyes off. I just LAV IT MICK I JUST LAV IT. IYKYKIYDKGTK.
 
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I cannae bear to look at youse. You'd better revert back as soon as this holiday is over, the noo.
 
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He's gonna be wanting a balcony when he returns home to the pencil case penthoose isnt he. Romeo and Juliet eat your heart out, Mania and Denek have taken your spot.
 
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Omg you cunts are the funniest cunts oan this vile app, aw 99% of yous. Literally greetin wi laughter the night. I might even need a wee change of breeks if this is tae continue, in fact fuck it, gaun tae the shoaps the morra for the tena lady super soakers.
 
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These OOTD are giving pure Scottish Declan vibes. IYDKTYNTGTK

“These are ma burgundy red vans and ma Louis VuVuton bag”
 
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Mario will have to watch Derek now he’s accidentally taught him all these fancying kicks whilst teaching how to pose. Big Maz will be bouncing off the plane and getting his Halloween decorations up and wee Dez will be karate kicking them down.
 
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I’ve been screaming at this thread tonight. Whit a riot they are Marion’s heed looks like a bit of cooked spam so si. He’ll be leaving trails of skin when he peels
 
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So these are Saturday night pics we’re getting how fucking weird! Derek looking up holidays that’s a laugh. Imagine being sat on your holiday on a Monday giving people a run down of your Saturday what’s the point
 
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1. Those are not Ray Bans that Deek is wearing !! I’m an owner of 10+ pairs of Ray Bans (smell ma wealth) and can tell Deeks are definitely those RayBerris you get in every shop in Lanzarote on that spinny sunglasses rack (IYKYKAIYDKGTK)

2. How is this level of entertainment free??? Seriously!!! You’d nearly pay money to watch this content!! It’s comedy gold!

3. I can’t believe we still have 5 more OOTDs to come!!!!!

4. To be honest, I’m shocked they even made it over there or had the mental capacity to even check in at the airport and find their gate number
 
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Derek looking up holidays when he can’t manage to lift his leg to show off his shoe, aye ok.
 
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