Calls himself a water baby. Kids no even goat a bespoke bath in his wee lol doll hoose.
Your wish is my command lovelie.Lock up your grandsons, nannas out the night. Best bank Holiday weekend ever. I'm not being funny but why aren't Deneks family calling the police or social workers? Clearly he's has the mental age of a 6 year old, Manio is taking advantage.
@mammaof3 I beg you, please can we have outfits of the day on the wiki. X
That black top is awful. He'd look better just in the white tshirt.It’s a really really nice material… POLYESTER!
Eh naw, the walls in these holiday apartments are paper thin, you wouldn’t want to be next door to this pair at night after they’ve had a few drinks, give you the boakI’d give my left tit to be staying in the apartment next door so I could hear that carry on from the balconywhat must people think!?
He cannae even cope with the days after Halloween, he’s gonna have a right big crash returning from this holidayThese bespoke fashuun shows are worth their gold in weight never mind comedy gold.
Fecking cringe the pair of them. Hus he actually packed 7 different perfumes, one fur every night and only one pair of his vast collection of trainers, which look pure shite with tonights ootfit.
Iv never seen anything like it, the wee polyester pyjama co-ords and the fact hes proud as punch tae tell everyone they come fae Primark and Shien
I hope hes kept the receipts cos he'll no be wearnin those mincing aroon Paisley thats fur sure.
His wee squintin facehes hyper as feck. Wait till he gets back tae Beirut Towers, the comedoon will result in many dots o doom, screeching "take me baacck " and puttin up his christmas tree in June also.
Tonsa love tae yous awe
Welcome ma lovelieButting in because I’m usually on the Hinch threads but she’s MIA. My god you lot are hilarious! Properly crying laughing at this holiday
Question: Why does Derek look like he’s in a hostage situation? How long have they been together?
Ah wunner if he brought his Jo Molane haun wash and lets Deek youse it since he's oan his hoalidays #treatit #deservedThis is the best bank holiday EVER!
Marion says he wishes they’d done 10 nights now, not as much as we do ma wee lassie! Bet he’s running their undercrackers through at night with a wee bit of travel wash in the bathroom sink. How the other half live, so aye
@DollyTheLamb , this bespoke advert appeared efter your message, at first ah thought you'd hud posted a pichure of the gruesome twosome in their night three shortsNo words am deceasedthe fucking nic of those two wallopers!!!!!
Reminds me of thisdeek strutting out through the balcony door has me in absolute bits my lovelies
That's a good question. They don't even know how long they've been together. Best guess is anywhere between 5-10 years depending on they day and who Marion is talking to. We still hope for Domboii to make a return and for Deek to kick his squatter with halitosis out into the junkies stairwellButting in because I’m usually on the Hinch threads but she’s MIA. My god you lot are hilarious! Properly crying laughing at this holiday
Question: Why does Derek look like he’s in a hostage situation? How long have they been together?
& he’d say wow you look a right Bobby dazzlerIt's like when your mam would take you out shopping then you did a fashion show for your dad when he got in from work
Thanks hen! You're making oor Manio jealous with all this bath talk. AlsoYour wish is my command lovelie.
I am ready to jump inta tha bath with a bath bomb but that can wait.
Why are they obsessed with drug dealer bags? They’re at an all inclusive, what do they possibly need to carry around?
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