Cleaning with Mario #123 Denek & Manio Costa Teguise, Lanzarote Spain. Also

[DaisyDeluxe]

Coincidence that days after wee Marion and his shart card arrive there is a sewage problem in Lanzo
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That’s what happens when he’s forced to branch out from beige food!

 

[Madge2022]

I was thinking it would be good if he’ll keep up with the outfit videos when they get home keep the daily entertainment but then I remembered they don’t have a balcony to film them on

Wull be scaffolding soon hen when the bedsit gets "reframed", he kin go oot there and model.

Ah'm hoping he's hame fur 6pm tae make the purge cosy time deadline

 

[Shmebulock]

I am absolutely howling.
why pay for all inclusive if ye don’t drink and only enjoy ‘fine dining’

Because he didn't pay, he made derek pay for the entire holiday.

 

[peachy-keen]

I can’t believe he has the purple bowling set in broke. Looks like a car seat cover now

 

[Charlie&Lulu]

Primark opened in that mall last year, we had a nosey in it, it’s not a very busy shopping centre, have a Zara there too but instead of bus we hired a car for couple days €60 and we got to see other bits the island I couldn’t and wouldn’t bus it in that heat with the locals.
Priii-macc haul pending, those trousers… wide leg only ever seen females wear them. I swear he buys from female section at times, the Birkenstock copy sandals from primark.
How many perfumes do you need for one holiday?? Also why does he buy perfumes and not aftershaves??? Mario wants to be a Marion.

To be fair those trousers are a bit of a thing at the moment…I have gay friends who work in fashion retail and wear them. That said, they wouldn’t be seen dead in anything else she wears!!

 

[FakeAF]

That's that then, he will be hame the noo.

Back to working 7 days a week, in a uniform - lol - he really is a bullshitter.


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Who has been looking after her, that is the question. Looking at the pic right now Rayn looks utterly non-plussed.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Is that a car park?

I went to this hotel when I was 14. It's bog standard.
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OMG I’ve lurked occasionally on here when he’s mentioned on Hinchs thread but half the time I need a translator with you Tattlers
Anyway it’s a little quiet so I thought I’d check out his stories. Nevermind his outfit of the day but Derek showing off his is something else! Are they both suffering from sunstroke or is this their normal behaviour? Quite bizarre

Aye hen, quite normal...they are speshials.

 

[Madge2022]

Your wish is my command lovelie.

I am ready to jump inta tha bath with a bath bomb but that can wait.

Kin smell your wealth (but no your bath bomb) fae here ma lovelie

 

[button moon]

I bet he claps when the plane lands.

Wha haha haha.. he definitely will

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Fuck me it's a package holiday to Lanza where loads of us go multiple times a year.
This moonunit is banging on like he is backpacking around Asia!

I loveeeee how he is treating us so much on this holdiay with numerous posts, so much for the radio silence when he was away

New York in America
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Moonunit ahahahhahahahaha

 

[xxDimplesxx]

Who has a curry in 25 degree heat in the canaries?!? Ok hens, I think we need to create a go fund me, let’s all stick in a fiver so they can go away again asap. This thread has been where shall we send the wee crankie’s next?!

Marrakesh!

 

[Madge2022]

She’s crabbit.

Must be on her dabs.

 

[Cady1954]

Eee God love them. But Ive got to love the state of marions heed. I think he's going to need some bespoke plastic surgery on that.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Your wish is my command lovelie.

I am ready to jump inta tha bath with a bath bomb but that can wait.

Thanks hen! You're making oor Manio jealous with all this bath talk. Also

 

[WendyW]

Marion explaining the little known concept of restaurants

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OMG I’m actually dying!!!

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

How has the daft bastard managed to both blur out his nose but also give himself a Rudolph??

Daft bastard ahahhahahahahahhah

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

That's that then, he will be hame the noo.

Back to working 7 days a week, in a uniform - lol - he really is a bullshitter.


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Can’t wait to see her … don’t lie Marion you’ve literally just took that pic YOU’RE home already

 

[ohdoris]

He’s acting like the Tory kids who take a “gap yarr” & go to Bali to “find themselves”
Mazda hun, you’ve been on a week self catering in Lanzarote, calm doooon !! Pillock. Also.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Can you imagine this pair of throbbers in New York! Jesus I'm giggling now at the thought of it. They would never in a million years, navigate their way around that city

they’d end up spending a grand going on the hop on hop off buses the whole trip (bloody rip off merchants)

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Well you need to start prepping the noo. Order suncream on Amazon now, make sure the date is up on it before you go away though, or you'll no get the hog roast skin effect. Order clothes now, from shein and then spend the year piling the weight on, because the last thing you need is for them nylon twin sets to fit nicely. You need to burst out of them. Plenty of bags you need, worn as a choker. You need the zip to rip through your double chin. And make sure it's extremely weans no holiday. Tons blessings bonjour x

Hog roast skin effect ahahahahahahahhah
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Well you need to start prepping the noo. Order suncream on Amazon now, make sure the date is up on it before you go away though, or you'll no get the hog roast skin effect. Order clothes now, from shein and then spend the year piling the weight on, because the last thing you need is for them nylon twin sets to fit nicely. You need to burst out of them. Plenty of bags you need, worn as a choker. You need the zip to rip through your double chin. And make sure it's extremely weans no holiday. Tons blessings bonjour x

Worn as a choker. Omg please stawp
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The room should now become a shrine. They could have cardboard cutouts of them, with Derek awaiting his cue to step out to model. And a voiceover. Endless possibilities.

Dinnae worry ma luveleh. There's shite marks sprayed aw er the waus in the shape of Deek, size 2ft