Cleaning with Mario #123 Denek & Manio Costa Teguise, Lanzarote Spain. Also

[AllieBee]

Marion idea of fine dining is his local chippie cafe or M&S cafe, he never been to Gordon Ramsay restaurant in Edinburgh he also making out like he eats in the Ivy or the Ritz. Fine dining doesn’t do basic… all he ever shows is basic beige food.
So basically they went all inclusive just in case because the two them are bad with money and would still be able to get a meal if they ran out of euros.

I've been to the Ivy in Edinburgh and I don't live anywhere near Scotland. He's only a bus ride away!

 

[AllieBee]

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Thought he was the punch and Judy tent for a minute!

 

[bathedinhisblood]

That was day 1 hen, you must have missed it.
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Omg he looks so fresh like a daisy as in flower not niece.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Coincidence that days after wee Marion and his shart card arrive there is a sewage problem in Lanzo
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Stoooooaaaapppppp hahahhahahahahahah

 

[Rayne]

He’s in a swingers hotel and nae debates

I just saw madge knows all about the swinging after I posted this

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

That fashion show oan the balcony wis classic, wee Deeks ribbed shorts
Given that 95% of his followers ur woman why is he bothering tae tell us aboot his ootfits also
Tonsa love and so forth

Fur their weans ma lovelie.

El capeesho!

 

[Noseybonk]

Oh god yes!
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Look what happened when Peter Griffin and Pauline Quirke procreated ma lovely!

 

[AllieBee]

I. Am. Dead.

The fine dining thing was enough to have me in tears laughing. But when he said "I brought hunners off stuff I didnae even need you can just as fur at reception" and then listed

An iron and ironing board
Plates
Cups
Cutlery

Please tell me this wee dick took his ironing board and the contents of his kitchen in his suitcase

Aw what a week! It's too good

Bet he definitely hauled the Smeg stuff over there. He really is such an ignorant fanny. All of that stuff is standard in hotels, even if not in the room.you van get it from.reception. Facilities provided will be in all their booking information. Oh wait, Mario can't read can he

 

[mutleypaws]

You wait till Christmas. Or August as Christmas starts in August for our King of Christmas. You're in for a treat

I'm wishing the next 3 months away already.

 

[Anti-influencer]

I’m new to this pair so sorry if this has been asked before, what’s the obsession with perfumes? I’ve never known someone to take so many on holiday 🫠

He’s pure stinking ma lovelie xoxo

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

He’s made a Lanza highlights already ma lovelie, imagine that pick-me-up next time you’re need wan

Off to view. Treatit again!

 

[geezabreak]

Yeah we have done that and actually seeing what the island has to offer, there is even camel rides and photos taken on some the tours, volcanic one was really good and then eat in the restaurant at top the volcano which he probably also hasn’t done, he doesn’t do his research he just goes by what the lovelies from that app have told him to do, guarantee the mall wasn’t even far from his hotel. We have always done Spain and France but this year we are doing Dubai I’ve never been sounds daft but I’ve had to build myself up to long haul flight, but I hope he goes more holidays and sees cheap tat doesn’t bring happiness and his money can be put to better things.

I wid have paid guid money to see this pair oan a camel ride. We did it in GC wan year, never never never again. We stopped gaun tae the canaries awhile ago cos in ma experience the Spanish really don't like us much, so Greek Islands for us these days, they actually like us Brits. No sure though that they're tolerate Manio and Denek though.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

I have to catch up yet on the holiday tips, I'm saving the joy of that for later . I was thinking the same re what is provided in the room, that information together with the stuff about all inclusive, would be readily available beforehand FGS!

The image in my head of the suitcases weighed down with crockery, an iron, a hairdryer, cutlery I guess and all the scents...they must have weighed a ton. And that was before the outfits and the shoes went in.

As for the room being clean and tidy, well, that is kind of a basic expectation! . I wonder did they bring a chair each to the airport only to discover that the plane came equipped with seats...

Aye wan ae these bespoke trollies so he could put aw his toilet rolls in the bag.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Thread title suggestion

Primark Pauline and Shein Sue left their heart in an extremely adult hotel

Inspired/dooped by @GreaseSpot

A cannae wait fir the "low doon".

Slipping aff ma chair at the the thought.

 

[Noseybonk]

I've never seen aviator shades as huge as those ugly feckers

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dont worry yourself Hen, they are well supported by that large conk. Nae debates

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

This pair of weapons on their holiday have been an absolute treat of unexpected highlights. Even Mr Spot has been following Polyester Pam and Shein Sue with the same laughter and disbelief and is an honorary member of the 99%.
My highlight is the daily Deek martial arts demo. Hard of balance. Hard of gross motor skills.
An observation I make is a happy Marion is a highly entertaining Marion. His come down will be hard and then some.
Roll on driving tests, wintum in August and Christmas in October.

Pair of weapons hahahahhaha pure clutching ma beek

 

[Madge2022]

Those sandals scream old lady with swollen ankles to me

Jessica Alves shud be wearing them, huv youse seen its cankles?

 

[Madge2022]

Back tae being a crabbit wee arsehole.

Thread title suggestion right there

 

[AllieBee]

OMG I’ve lurked occasionally on here when he’s mentioned on Hinchs thread but half the time I need a translator with you Tattlers
Anyway it’s a little quiet so I thought I’d check out his stories. Nevermind his outfit of the day but Derek showing off his is something else! Are they both suffering from sunstroke or is this their normal behaviour? Quite bizarre

It's their normal behaviour! Although nothing is normal with Deek and Beak

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Do we think that since Maria copies everything that The_misfit_maw does, will he be going on a bespoke wig jurneh also?