Cleaning with Mario #123 Denek & Manio Costa Teguise, Lanzarote Spain. Also

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

I’m new to this pair so sorry if this has been asked before, what’s the obsession with perfumes? I’ve never known someone to take so many on holiday 🫠

He's bespoke honking ma luveleh and wae that hooter there's no escaping his stench and Deneks gingivitis, capesh?

 

[Poptart]

His latest dots of doom make Gwyneth Paltrow's Oscar speech look short.

Is that a thing, that you get a text and they take your luggage before you to the airport? Doesn't seem that safe to me. I'm hoping he's being scammed and they put drugs in it, move over Peru 2, it's now Lanzarote 2

Its the Jet2 in resort check in that they have offered for YEARS.

 

[SuzyE]

Is it no called declaration, or am I hard of working ears?

If a scent is overpowering is that a good thing? Bit like an AvaMay wax melts doop.

You're right it is! l must have been transfixed on him being so desperate in his videos

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Out of all the videos he's made at home looking a tit, these holiday one's win hands down for me

He just loves his hands in those pockets.

He's copying auld rubber guy even down to her mannerisms.

Utter cringe fest.

 

[Charlie&Lulu]

That is partly what makes the whole thing so funny though, imo.

And the OOTD fashion shows on the balcony, nearly killed me altogether . Poor Derek doing his best and the godawful outfits they were both modelling. It's been hilarious.

The OOTD fashion shows have been giving me life!! I am living in hope this continues - it’s had me howling this week. He’s been on fire this week.

 

[Madge2022]

That's afore he has to climb 3 flights of stairs to the paisley penthouse slipping oan human shite and pish fae the junkies down below and Martian crashes back to earth

Don't forget the bitten aff ears

 

[Madge2022]

The way he constantly mispronounces Costa Teguise every single time is ripping my knitting!!!

Is that Costa Teguise in Lanzarote? #newyorkinamerica

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

The size of that heed and state of that hair

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That heed needs sunflower seeds tae peck oan
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Bet he's loved having Internet after 8pm. The difference is day and night, also.

It's 10pm doll. Get some class in your lane and get tae know.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

I'd say the majority of us here are seasoned traveller's along with some of his followers, unlike those two. So to come and advise people about paying a bit extra to keep your room if you have a late flight is something I'd assume everyone knew about?.
He's so backward
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Patronising, that's exactly what he is. The little scroat.

Pull up a seat Mario and we'll share our holiday stories, because compared to yours they'll be like day and night

It's a "feature" of their boujee hotel.

 

[geezabreak]

Who could be fucked going to a shopping centre to mooch round the same shops as Livingston while on your holidays.
Am I the only person that just takes one perfume with me on holiday not a different scent for every night?
Still waiting for the Ava may perfume to make an appearance also

I only take 1 with me but there's method in the madness, it encourages me intae the perfume shops cos you can't possibly be expected tae weer the same one day and night (this has resulted in me huvvin hunners of perfume that huv went aff, it's criminal really)

 

[YR80]

Of course he's been reading Tattle!!!! it's not like he's going to be reading a book and there is only so many times he can read the same closer mag he got at the airport!

I wonder if he read his Colleen Hoover. I pretty much only read psychological thrillers so have read loads, but I couldn’t get on with Verity at all (I think that was the one he took with him).

 

[Turmeric123]

I'm tempted to steal this for my profile pic. It is a bespoke capture of their dimness.

I had the same temptation

 

[ChastityDingle]

'Unreal breakfast' This holiday shows how naive he is at the simple things in life.
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I wondered this last night. We used to hire a jeep and tour wherever we were, but we also did boat trips. Those two fannies have spent more time filming their outfits and drinks

It's what has made the thread so funny. Along with the wonderment at absolutely everything, including that breakfast, and the conviction that everyone he has met loves him, and is in awe at their 'style'.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

omg he's an imbecile.

People are so nice to him - err yeah cos they want ya money, silly twat.

Super model hahahahaha. Mario, they are taking the piss.

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God he's fucking insufferable isn't he?

 

[AllieBee]

I definitely will. Can't wait Before I do please tell me they are not only on the gram because I don't have an account. I've resisted for so long as I'm too much of a social media hoe as it is. Are these the two bams who finally make me give in and sign up?

We are lucky we have the fab @mammaof3 who posts all the reels and stories in here for us! So you don't need to!

 

[youare1]

Spill the tea, Rosemareeeee.

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"Wouldn't be what it "IS" not was.
He showed a bag he got for his 40th, is that the same CD one he has with him?

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Nah there's no way you can tell me these two aren't dumb and dumber
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I'm tempted to steal this for my profile pic. It is a bespoke capture of their dimness.
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I see Deeks burner phone has been on fire this week. There’s something not right about this poor sod, deffo an element of LD going on! Mazda got right in there and took advantage of the poor bastard didn’t he

Aye he's deffo no aw there.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Which one of these is you @hopethishelpsallthebest ?? !!

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Clearly 'full stop denise' of Scottish Tik Tok fame isn't involved in these comments

 

[Wendy22]

Aww listen to poor little Ryan’s meow in this clip she needs rescuing bless her.
He must’ve got her as a kitten, I volunteer for our local Cats Protection and I can tell you right now that there’s absolutely NO way that they would allow a cat to live there.
The poor little bugger has no quality of life

Was too late to Edit RAYN’S meaow not Ryan’s spent too much time on this thread and Marion’s illiteracy has started to affect me

 

[Marion58]

i canny with this wee fanny acting like an influencer!

He acting like he's on the beach in the maldives!

Did you not see Chazza at the Maldives?? No thanks made Blackpool look upmarket haha