Cleaning with Mario #123 Denek & Manio Costa Teguise, Lanzarote Spain. Also

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geezabreak

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geezabreak said:
Well aw I can say is I hope he approached housekeeping for a rubber mat and extra towels, this could end up a trainspotting incident. Alcohol+sun+Indian curry is not a winning combination, I bet there'll be shart stains oan his swimming trunks before he makes it back to the hotel. So si &
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Boa tarde (fucking vile app is jumpin aw ower the place, press space and voila it's posted instead)
 
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Zofloragirl

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GreaseSpot said:
So many things to potentially say about that last OOTD but this one has mentally scarred me so you other 99% must deal with it too. It's my gift to yous all.
I keep seeing the frayed edges of his polyester hotel bracelet and cannot move beyond it being in the scent Foust and the shade All Inclusive Shart. And that's only day 3 🤢
Wishing our own Beaksy could turn it into a wee charum bracelet for him. Imagine the charums. 💩, plug ins, dildos - even those wooden ones you can buy in all the souvenir shops over there.
Hard of linen
Trained in Primark last season
Lanzarote in the Canaries
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Edited to add that our hunner percent genius @hopethishelpsallthebest has gifted you all a close up of the frayed monstrosity holding his Primani footwear ⬆
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Maybe he is lying about the day as he is only staying 3 nights.
 
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mammaof3

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That's that then, he will be hame the noo.

Back to working 7 days a week, in a uniform - lol - he really is a bullshitter.



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longtimestalker

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Ferguson said:
Dior baaaaggg
Gucci 2 piece
Special price
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I’m sure the lucky lucky guy got some Ava dupes in there too 👀😂😂😂😂
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mammaof3 said:
That's that then, he will be hame the noo.

Back to working 7 days a week, in a uniform - lol - he really is a bullshitter.


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Cats thinking ffs I’ve enjoyed the peace 😂
 
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SellYerMawForASubwaySalad

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Icantwiththesepeople said:
Well, that was a ride! Got through half a bag of Smiths Criss in the scent "Salt and vinegar", a coffee AND a TimTam (IYKYKIYDKGTK) reading all that! There's more here to unpack than Mario's bursting suitcase when they arrive back at that small business Glasgow Airport.
  • Why does he keep calling his shoes Nike 95's when they're clearly Nike 90's. Is he that hard of numbers he couldn't read the tag properly?
  • Why is Deek's bag so high? He'll be wearing it on his head next!
  • "Extremely adults only" with a buggy parked right there. What he probably means is that there aren't many kids there because schools in the UK will have gone back by now.
  • How many cheapo pairs of shoes do you need for a holiday in that place Abroad? Sandals/flip flops for the day, trainers for when you're out walking, something smart for the evenings if that's your bag. Surely that's all you need?
  • And how many bloody Scents with top notes of Desperatíon does one bloke need? Don't most normal people just bring one perfume on their holidays and maybe treatit themselves to a new one in Duty Free? Does he need it to cover up the stench of sweat wearing those polyester nightmare ensembles every night?
  • They both are extreme cases and on the highest spectrum of learning difficulties aren't they. I really want to know how they managed to navigate the airport. Did someone have to escort them through? Did they get a ride on the cart due to his Kerry Katonas? Did he wear the sunflower lanyard!?!
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Belter doll. The lawd's bespoke work. Keep spinning your diamonds 💎
 
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Zofloragirl

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Itsme1985 said:
I see Deeks burner phone has been on fire this week. There’s something not right about this poor sod, deffo an element of LD going on! Mazda got right in there and took advantage of the poor bastard didn’t he
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It’s like DM dobble - at least one word matches another word on each message.
 
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Zofloragirl

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cazellie said:
OMG I’ve lurked occasionally on here when he’s mentioned on Hinchs thread but half the time I need a translator with you Tattlers 😝
Anyway it’s a little quiet so I thought I’d check out his stories. Nevermind his outfit of the day but Derek showing off his is something else! Are they both suffering from sunstroke or is this their normal behaviour? Quite bizarre
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I can’t understand a word they say.
 
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