Cleaning with Mario #122 Serviced by Sharon

[NosyNorahh]

The fucking toddler holiday outfit story might be the most cringe thing I have ever seen.

There is just too much to process, the sunburn, the forehead, the outfit, the bag, Derek attempting to show his runners, Derek’s outfit that looked fit for a 3 month old, the squinting, the way Mario walks and moves…..

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Knew the wee fandan widnae keep his wheesht about being abroad. Literally jizzing in his peedos to gloat at any opportunity.

Imagine being over 40 and the biggest flex you have is going on a bog standard chavvy holiday with menchied cups.

 

[Poptart]

Whats next? Summer Awakening and Nakita Dug?

 

[geezabreak]

I'm imagining him saying - hello ma lovelies that's me back fae that wee place abroad, it wiz amaaaazzing but I'm glad tae be hame to ma ain wee hoose where I can get aw cozy at 6pm, it was very nice, don't get me wrang, but it's no for me, I like ma hame comforts and so forth.

Btw do we think the manky grey oodie made the journey, just so he had a comforting wee bit of hame wi him? I can picture him oot oan his balcony weerin it.

 

[AllieBee]

Just spotted this reply to a Julie’s post.

Always make a trail of your own path.

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Worth your gold in weight.
New York in America.
Also xx

A trail of your own path
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Bellend

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

For the wank bank.

 

[Ratgrrl]

Hola amigos.Im fucking howling.The red face.The chef outfit.Deek lifting his shoe up,looking like he's checking if he's trod in dog shit.The bumbags.The ridiculous reel hopping from Beruit to Lanza.Nearly pissed the bed laughing at the pic of Manio with shit coming out of his shorts,the bin bags on the balcony and Denek about 2 foot tall behind.Bravo @hopethishelpsallthebest

 

[Daisy Uncle]

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The caption perfectly hiding his shoe, you couldn’t write it.

How burnt is he, strange, with all that Italian blood. His outfit looks like women's pjs.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

I’m in a boujee wee five star hotel for the night and can confirm that that small business Molton Brown is also trained in nails.

 

[Rayne]

Packing list:

Cups, aye.
Sunscreen, naw.

Getting his moneys worth out of the sun and nae debates

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

So confused what point the mushroom is trying to make with his latest illiterate rant. Didn’t he get handed most of his followers from hinch? And what does he think he’s achieved on ‘that app’? He’s got a few followers in an online world but if insta suddenly pulled the plug then he’s just a 40 year old man living in a council bedsit and catching the bus to work. Not sure what achievement he’s rattling on about tbh hens.

 

[Ambergambler]

He could have tried pairing the shirt with black denim shorts or some black chinos.

Now he looks like he is dressed for his first 18-30’s holiday circa 1995

 

[AllieBee]

Buona notte? What a fucking plank. Does he think Teguise is in Italy? Absolute loser

 

[Turmeric123]

The wee lassie will be pure affronted

Factual

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Fuck off with this OG nonsense. I had my insta since 2012! Before buying followers and influencers was even a thing. Didn’t have to try to sell things, do those sad little follow trains or climb up the arse holes of more established accounts. Just got a few thousand real followers because people liked my photos and that’s it. Had a few businesses send me DMs asking about being a spokes person or whatever but that’s no for me. Insta wasn’t my joab. My joab was my joab and insta is just a hobby. Back in yer lane you wannabe.

 

[Rayne]

Av booked masel a last minute week in Costa Teguise tae keep up wae this app

 

[mrshinchblockedme]

Night 1?? We still have 6 of these to go! What an absolute gift and I’m here for it Also if that’s night 1 I can only imagine the colour of his wee beetroot noggin now. Not sure there’s any point in him showing us how he did his make up over it

 

[mrsbucket]

So he's been looking oan some fictitious cooncil hoose renovation pages and seen troll comments about it being a bespoke shithole Pull the other wan beaky and just admit you have been reading here. He even mentioned someone taking photos of the outside - he is raging that his security has been compromised oan this vile forum.

Mario rattled by us trolls - love that for him! 🫶

 

[Runforestrun]

By work uniforms he means the lilac leggings and his cleaners poloshirts doesn’t he? OMG, do you think he wears a tabbard??
Could our resident photoshop specialist work her magic on this?

 

[AllieBee]

His holiday is EVERYTHING I thought it would be. Can't stop sniggering at him.