Cleaning with Mario #122 Serviced by Sharon

Ambergambler · May 5, 2024

He could have tried pairing the shirt with black denim shorts or some black chinos.

Now he looks like he is dressed for his first 18-30’s holiday circa 1995

Babybail93 · May 5, 2024

Daisy Uncle said:
Looks like melted tupperware. Why is he wearing trainers, his feet will be stinking sponges.

Tupperware that you’ve cooked a bolognese in

Chez300 · May 5, 2024

But is this a matching set tho?!

WendyW · May 5, 2024

Babybail93 said:
STOP IT!!!

The burnt Tammy Slaton forehead he has got to be on the wind up!

Oh dear Lord, ‘burnt Tammy Slaton forehead’ I’m dying!!!

Platformcrocs · May 5, 2024

He is RED RAW

he looks purple. Am affronted at the state of him, also

Costa Teguise in Lanzarote in Spain
Mucho amor siempre
Hard of SPF
Trained in sunstroke

Fartycat · May 5, 2024

Daisy Uncle said:
Mario, for the love of God, WEAR YOUR GLASSES.
All we're missing in the bingo card is him having the shits.

Are we sure? A five hour flight without a shartage incident would be pushing his luck.

twilightgarden · May 5, 2024

Fartycat said:
Are we sure? A five hour flight without a shartage incident would be pushing his luck.

Maybe that’s why his shorts are a different colour, they needed bleaching after a shartcident

Sh1tRollsDownHill · May 5, 2024

Not sure his lip balm is working, those are some pure crusty lips he's showing off!

Poptart · May 5, 2024

“Buona notte”
Thats fucking Italian

Ferguson · May 5, 2024

Stop this right now.
It cannot be real

Madge2022 · May 5, 2024

hopethishelpsallthebest said:
Thinking of calling the spanish social services, telling them Manio has trafficked Denek. May call the airport and tell him he's got drugs up his ginger circle. May ring up the hotel and ask to move to a smaller room because he's not used to all that space. May pop to Paisley and get a new cat

Youse cud show them the bespoke art wurk here when Deek wuz tied up as proof, also.

Danielle0120 · May 5, 2024

The way I WHEEZED watching his stories

That outfit, his red face

Stop x

hopethishelpsallthebest · May 5, 2024

This fat slut needs to stay away from the all inclusive buffet. Why is he tugging on his burger nipples?

Shrekssister · May 5, 2024

Babybail93 said:
I can’t believe he’s shaved his legs for the holiday

Think he was hoping there would be a bath in the room IYKYKIYDKGTK

Madge2022 · May 5, 2024

Tofuniam said:
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The caption perfectly hiding his shoe, you couldn’t write it.

Ah thought youse photoshopped that, but naw it's really wit he's wearing.

Then Beak the mammy gets his wee boy out tae dae a twirl wi his outfit tae.

mammaof3 · May 5, 2024

I'm still alive ma beauts.

Maybe not after seeing his ootd, I almost died laughing and wet maseen.

He's as red as a bloody postbox. Did he remember to take some aftersun with his suncream he got last year when he was frauded so aye

and he's always moaning aboot the heat in the UK so expect the lowdoon when he returns.

Declan and his bf vibes.

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AllieBee · May 5, 2024

Buona notte? What a fucking plank. Does he think Teguise is in Italy? Absolute loser

Madge2022 · May 5, 2024

NosyNorahh said:
Derek attempting to show his runners

Excuse youse hen, that's his bad boy trainers

Thought he wuz keeping his AvaMay perfume fur his holiday, wit wi it being his brand. That wisnae the stapul holiday scent he showed
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Sloppys said:
Bloody hell. We can assume his sun cream is out of date then.

Barking at Deek to get the brand in on his trainers. Hugo boss. Poor Deek having to buy him that Tom Ford in duty free aswell. What happened to his bespoke Ava May perfume? Perfect for holiday vibes.
This is everything we said it would be ma lovelies. Why not just come off line and enjoy? I post the odd stuff on insta when I’m away but mainly to let family know I’m still alive.

Ah'm loving his posts, this is up there with the live Q&A

Skyflier6727 · May 5, 2024

OMG the sunburn, the polyester formula 1 flag outfit, the fact that Buona notte is Italian and not Spanish. I don’t even know where to start…..

Madge2022 · May 5, 2024

ChastityDingle said:
What is that get-up he is wearing!?

Mebbes it's fae Trolloman 's kid range, last years though so youse canni copy the style icon, also.

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