Cleaning with Mario #122 Serviced by Sharon

[AllieBee]

I'm genuinely starting to warm to the idea that Daisy Uncle Fester does indeed sell this crap in sufficient quantity to his pals oan that app that's nooo his joab to make it worth her while.
Or it's a big to her ex, combined with a little 'I'll do it my way'.
Or he's putting in an investment (albeit about £3.50 and the services of his Beak) to warrant this freedom she seems to give him.
The only other explanation is that his biggest troll spends the odd night on his sofa and takes him over the pond to Maldon in her car.
Stay on her good side Moanio. You seem to fall out with everyone in the end and I'll bet she's got some tea to spill one day!
Trained in nails
Not trained in grammar
Also

Not so sure about that, it seems to be selling very slowly indeed only about 150 packs sold since Friday....

 

[WendyW]

STOP IT!!!

The burnt Tammy Slaton forehead he has got to be on the wind up!

Oh dear Lord, ‘burnt Tammy Slaton forehead’ I’m dying!!!

 

[twilightgarden]

@Madge2022 on ma bespoke reading jurnee the day a character said ‘Capiche’ and I’ve been laughing about it all afternoon

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

Chippy in a bag then wrapped in newspaper? Is that a west coast thing? We had chippy wrapped in newspaper here on the rast coast, but not in a bag first

 

[AllieBee]

I wouldn't pay £3 for that pile of shit, I can't believe the audacity of her charging £45 for it.
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We've not been treatit to nippy bum bum sauce in a while. Or a pickle at Castelvecchi.

Its Hay Friday tomorrow, you never know tomorr9w could be the day...!

 

[Madge2022]

Aw Christ, ma luvlies.

I’ve been to his hotel

Do youse also live in Beirut towers ma lovelie
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Not to be pedantic lads but those are not fucking Nike 95’s Mario you fucking imbecile
They are 90’s.
Some trainer obsessive you are. Halfwit so aye

Ah coodni hear wit he was saying, ma laughter drowned it out

 

[Shrekssister]

Stats.

Not sure what happened from the 2nd to the 8th of April.

Just thought, was that the competition they ran?


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I want to know what snakes oan that app he unfollowed

 

[Ferguson]

@hopethishelpsallthebest do you'se have time to give oor Marion lash extensions please?
Also x

 

[fuzzylilmanpeach]

Has his content even been worse?

Give us something to work with here, Mario.

I think something has put him into the huff and we’ll all get to know very soon.

 

[airyfairy76]

I think it’s just a generic photo charm that he’s uploaded an image for. Doesn’t look like nice quality enamel or engraving.

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

#IYKYK

Ha ha but will wee deek be up and doon the royal mile with his kitten heels like her man ! And for sure there would be more than 800k missing when Marion leaves office

 

[SuzyE]

Pals that are never seen other than on the app. You pathetic freak

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

So do we think they will come back and book another wee trip for next year?

All depends who's paying hen. Don't think they accept klarna. He's probably desperate to get gifted one.

 

[Lim1947]

On the roof hen, thinks she can fix it herself, also.

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I nearly fell into the blue wheelie bin from laughing so hard!
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I still cannae believe this is his actual hoose, FFS, it's like Benefits Street as seen on channel 5. I'd shit a brick being there in broad day light, fuck that, I'm staying in ma mortgaged hoose in royal deeside. The Benefit life is no fur me

All bricks shit or otherwise would be gratefully accepted by them I'd say.

 

[SuzyE]

Ffs, Mario. Will you learn how to pronounce Neroli!. You're so embarrassing to listen to

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Is his brother Johnny McKnight? I see he’s been nominated for a couple of awards for his panto. Wonder if Marion will mention it or will he be so consumed with jealousy as his brother has a successful career and has a house also

 

[blueblue]

Rumour has it that Humza Yusaf has resigned after getting an ear bashing affae Maria about his roof and the shitey Renfrewshire cooncil.

Stop being a snake hen, his "I had tae involve people" announcement included an "I'm saying no more" announcement.

Trailing a path straight tae Holyrood.

 

[Karenharte17]

Tard in a tabard then

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

I’m away tae A&E ma lovely. They say to think FAST when you’re having a stroke

I only seen the first bit there lovely and had a wee bespoke panic attack love ya wee hen
Not you Mario

 

[Noseybonk]

I'm off to a Canary this weekend and all. Not Lanzarote but I'll be keeping my eyes peeled anyway

I’m in the big G C - Not Gemma Collins