Cleaning with Mario #122 Serviced by Sharon

[Beanpop442]

I’ve had a cheeky lethal or 5 f

The OG of being a bespoke boaby sniffer. So aye.
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Screaming at his bespoke charm bracelet ‘Pandora’ hen!

 

[Noseybonk]

Mario, your content has been slow for a long time mate. It's not rocket science to say your journey on the app needs to come to an end now...Just saying

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Hinchy and Rough Bitch Rendall are not inspirational

 

[Noseycow2020]

No chance he’s binge watch that programme he’s read someone else’s review and posted it.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Craters oan that

 

[mammaof3]

Stats.

Not sure what happened from the 2nd to the 8th of April.

Just thought, was that the competition they ran?

 

[ScottishMammy92]

That fucking oodie

Fuck sake Mario.

 

[Karenharte17]

That knock off Oddie must be absolutely honking now. I reckon if he left it on the floor, it could get up and walk itself across the flat.

I bet even poor rayn wouldn’t get aw Cosy on it either because of The stench
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Mario, you really need to deactivate your social media now mate. Your content is becoming more boring with each passing day

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His sofa looks green

 

[Noseybonk]

Why is the F1 polyester shirt a different shade of black and bespoke white tae the F1 polyester shorts also?

Because it’s bespoke. Capeesh! Do not message this page again. Also.

 

[Turmeric123]

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Courtesy of @Cagayu

Cleaning with Mario #12 Cluttering With Mario

Omg he needs to bugger off into oblivion again 🙈 love how the curtains come in ‘single pairs’, but you only get one? SO NOT A DUCKING PAIR THEN?! Jesus I think I lose brain cells when I watch his stories! 😂😂 You wouldn't want him on your team in a pub quiz...so aye

tattle.life

I think I may have to replace my twinkle toes pp with this work of art pure bespoke and boujee
Trained in nails
Hard of English
New York in America
Also

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hola, I don't know if my kerrys are deceiving me the noo, but where has the boy wonder highlight gone? Did he have a row with wee Deek and delete it in temper? Or is he ashamed of him? I don't know, but I need to get to know, also. So si.

 

[Cagayu]

And so forth
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He looks like one of those boomers on Facebook who has a shared account with their spouse.
“Looking forward to this bank holiday weekend. “

 

[SuzyE]

I'm also skeptical that he watched it, I've not spoken to a single person who wasn't a bit disturbed by it. I thought it was brilliant. Theres no chance he watched it further than the 1st episode.

I think he only did episode one as well, because it meant he had to concentrate

 

[Daisy Uncle]

If he is on holiday and he wants to keep quiet that his gaff is empty he is making it far too obvious. Let’s be honest what is actually worth stealing from Marion’s? There isn’t anything worth more than £300 quid. If anyone was going to break in it would be a neighbour because they would 100% see him leaving and not seeing him and Deed Deek walking back off the mcgills bus with their b&m, home bargains or Asda bags. His tele is probably most expensive thing in the flat but even they lose money and isn’t worth as much as it once was.
If anyone was to break in it would be too time consuming trying get through the numerous boxes to see what’s in them, he doesn’t own jewellery minus is Argos engagement and eternity ring and his wee Mickey mouse pandora bracelet.

They'd nick his out of date make up, and his wax melt collection.

 

[HulaHannah]

Spring Blossom and Rain. The owner of AMA is the owner of a large supply company...you'd think the least they'd want to do is to actually source their artificial fragrances and then keep some for exclusive AMA use rather than using the exact same synthetic smelling fragrances that every candle/melt professional and hobby maker are using.

 

[RubySky478]

Didn’t he get the majority of his followers from Hinch?

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Mr travel on world was live today from where Marion was I sometimes watch it, he’s on tt does tours of Lanzarote. Imagine Marion getting caught out and stopped for the live he would be fumming his security has been compromised can’t go anywhere now he is so famous being stopped in airport, plane and streets of Lanzarote it will be no holidays for another 10 years.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Is it normal for a 40yr old adult male to say he's off to get "aw cosy" and watch that depressingly awful Eastenders? Get a grip Mario you're a 40yr old with no ties or work pressures and you could be off living your best life yet you choose to hunker down before even toddlers go to bed

I am bespoke affronted that you've bashed my favourite soap.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Wouldn't be surprised if seasoned traveller Kryten goes with them yano. Trip on expenses to idk smell flowers or something.

 

[Bee Sting]

Hens a treatit masel to a wee hoaliday then ma fuhl time joab chose me to work aw the oorsno like beakys 5 min helmet polishing joab anyway I am away to catch up and
I missed you bunch of cunt trolls also

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Oan yourself @IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow , ah tried tae get a screenshot but failed miserably. Youse ur ma hero

Hen took me about 5 attempts but I am Isa I was determined to get a screenshot