Cleaning with Mario #122 Serviced by Sharon

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Denek & Manio Costa Teguise, Lanzarote Spain. Also
 
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I can answer this hen because I had my clothes packed away for about two months during our move down under and my clothes smelt musty being in a suitcase for that time. So the answer is they will be VERY musty after being packed away in his damp little flat for the better part of a year!
 
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Knew the wee fandan widnae keep his wheesht about being abroad. Literally jizzing in his peedos to gloat at any opportunity.

Imagine being over 40 and the biggest flex you have is going on a bog standard chavvy holiday with menchied cups.
 
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Also I’ve seen so many people on that vile app doing the airport transition thing and not a single one has used GCSE grade special effects. The whole point is for it to look like a smooth jump from one place to the other. How has he managed to fuck up something so bloody simple!?
 
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I’m fumming! I should be in Lanza the noo! I’d have been staying in Matagorda, but I would have happily goat a bespoke Uber tae Teguise tae go little people spotting
 
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Not the wee sippy cups with them, slurping on that at side the pool. Pure affronted for them both.
I’m out on site Tuesday with work in Paisley so Mr Isa is shown me where to go, bit like Marion I need guidance but am not a passenger princess the day so ayye.
What a Sunday he has gave us so far literally makes up for him being quiet all week.
 
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A big thanks tae oor @Loopylou28 fur the exclusive breaking news that Beak and Deek huv indeed left Scotland, the country. Chanting youse fae the rooftoaps and canni wait fur mair exclusives fae youse.

Now ah'm away tae read aw your comments
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Waiting for the “Sunday is my favourite day” shite
Mystic @RubyTuesday39 , kin youse gie me the lotto numbers fur the next draw ma lovelie
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I ran here faster than wee Deek running doon the "hallway"!
Get sum class, it's high footfall area
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Beak, call your clients, your security huz been compromised
 
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Love how he said he was recording ti post once home but couldn't hold his pish long enough and had to post the cups. Where's the Colleen hoover, or has that disintegrated by now?
 
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Love how he said he was recording ti post once home but couldn't hold his pish long enough and had to post the cups. Where's the Colleen hoover, or has that disintegrated by now?
Books were a fad when he wanted his own published. How we all laughed, they soon disappeared off sofa table. Aww Manio and Denek, true spanish names and so forth.
 
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Did I miss this?! I need tae get tae know!
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Did I miss this?! I need tae get tae know!
A few oaf his lovelies commented on his grid post


Ah'm fummming g that Chav Rendall huz yoused ma favourite word boaby and nae debates
 
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Fucks same lovelies, ah dare tae huv ma ain wee break over the bank holiday and the dynamic, brain dead duo jump oan a plane! Well played Loopylou absooolute Judas move oan Deek!
 
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Av booked masel a last minute week in Costa Teguise tae keep up wae this app
 
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I agree ma lovely! I am happy for them, and surprised he was capable of boarding a plane 🫣.

Crabbit for me though, cos we are still in the canaries till Wednesday evening and hubby will not entertain my very serious suggestion about needing to travel over to Lanzarote.
 
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