Cleaning with Mario #122 Serviced by Sharon

[Kat__lax]

I love the fact she will,

1. Be absolutely dying to post every second of her holiday abroad whilst in the moment.

2. Believes she's such a well know influencer that she cannot comprise the security by advertising the goldmine is empty.

What I am not looking forward to is the grand reveal on return, sorry not sorry to say but most folks have been to that place abroad many times by the time they reach 40. When I was first going abroad we did not have mobile phones, used the payphone to ring home and took photos on a disposable camera.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

They definitely left Glasgow yesterday! He isn't posting on gram until he is home doesn't want anyone knowing Beirut towers is empty! Rayn with cat sitter the lassie is finally free "deek informed me" work mole

I have questions... Is Deek as stupid as he seems? What does he say about Mario, please tell us everything.

 

[mrsbucket]

They definitely left Glasgow yesterday! He isn't posting on gram until he is home doesn't want anyone knowing Beirut towers is empty! Rayn with cat sitter the lassie is finally free "deek informed me" work mole

Hen if this is true you are the earth and soul of this thread and worth your gold in weight

Ahm aff to cancel all my bank holiday plans because I don't want to miss a bespoke moment.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

What are we predicting for the grand reveal when he gets back?

“So, we did a thing”- along with a photo of a cocktail/beach.
“Take me back”- obvs. He’ll milk that one for weeks.
A reel in the style of Hinch but instead of five star hotels and luxury suites, it’ll be Deek off his tits on Aperol Spritz and Mario in his mankini as he cocks one leg backwards like a dainty qween, gives the peace sign, and pouts his baboon-arse lips.
I’m guessing the music for the reel will be something popular on that vile app TikTok that he doesnae use but constantly references- “I think I like this little life” or something similar.

That will last about three days and then he’ll start to spill the beans on the awful bits. He’ll have hated the airport but pretend he’s proud of himself for getting through it, the weather won’t suit him (no matter what it is), there were too many people and while all the Julie queued to up see him, it’s no for him.
He’ll say he enjoyed his time away from that app and didn’t look at Instagram once but we’ll see he’s been following and commenting all week.

I cannae wait.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

What are we predicting for the grand reveal when he gets back?

“So, we did a thing”- along with a photo of a cocktail/beach.
“Take me back”- obvs. He’ll milk that one for weeks.
A reel in the style of Hinch but instead of five star hotels and luxury suites, it’ll be Deek off his tits on Aperol Spritz and Mario in his mankini as he cocks one leg backwards like a dainty qween, gives the peace sign, and pouts his baboon-arse lips.
I’m guessing the music for the reel will be something popular on that vile app TikTok that he doesnae use but constantly references- “I think I like this little life” or something similar.

That will last about three days and then he’ll start to spill the beans on the awful bits. He’ll have hated the airport but pretend he’s proud of himself for getting through it, the weather won’t suit him (no matter what it is), there were too many people and while all the Julie queued to up see him, it’s no for him.
He’ll say he enjoyed his time away from that app and didn’t look at Instagram once but we’ll see he’s been following and commenting all week.

I cannae wait.

You're leaving out the chemical burn like sunburn on his highly irritive (a Mario original word) skin. Maybe they're still sitting at the airport, waiting for someone to personally escort them onto the flight.

 

[Lilly Lou]

Deffo believe that he is in Lanza now! Lack of posting, lash lift and the fact that the start of May would have been a relatively cheap time to go (not peak summer, no school holidays etc) are all telltale signs!!! Hopefully we have some secret tattlers over there at the moment to send us pics!!!

 

[geezabreak]

I'm imagining him saying - hello ma lovelies that's me back fae that wee place abroad, it wiz amaaaazzing but I'm glad tae be hame to ma ain wee hoose where I can get aw cozy at 6pm, it was very nice, don't get me wrang, but it's no for me, I like ma hame comforts and so forth.

Btw do we think the manky grey oodie made the journey, just so he had a comforting wee bit of hame wi him? I can picture him oot oan his balcony weerin it.

 

[GreaseSpot]

I'm offering a buckled shelf, a wax melt and a to whoever obtains the first images of his pale skin in shorts, squinting intae his mobile whilst he's sat in the shade sweating profusely with one of them lethal
What a time to be alive, factual, also.
Joyous for Rayn.
Lanzarote in the Canaries.
Trained in packing a suitcase a year early.

 

[geezabreak]

The thing is, he's kept this whole thing secretive because he doesn't want to compromise his security cos he thinks he's such a big deal, but his pals who are a bigger deal than him (not by much but you know what I mean) they tell you they're going, show themselves in the airport, in the plane and on the beach, posting every single day. They might not say what hotel they're in till they come back and start constant tagging the hotel in hopes of a freebie, but they're still non stop posting much to the relief of the vile trolls, giving them material to work with daily. So to summarise, Martin is a selfish wee knob end, nae thoughts for the 99% of cunts ataw.

 

[Manbagzda]

Nae bleep wants to break in tae yer postage stamp Marian hen xoxoxox

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

The thing is, he's kept this whole thing secretive because he doesn't want to compromise his security cos he thinks he's such a big deal, but his pals who are a bigger deal than him (not by much but you know what I mean) they tell you they're going, show themselves in the airport, in the plane and on the beach, posting every single day. They might not say what hotel they're in till they come back and start constant tagging the hotel in hopes of a freebie, but they're still non stop posting much to the relief of the vile trolls, giving them material to work with daily. So to summarise, Martin is a selfish wee knob end, nae thoughts for the 99% of cunts ataw.

Ah yes, but you see those other people have friends who can housesit or petsit and generally keep an eye out.

I don’t live anywhere near my family so when we go away, I rely on a network of friends and neighbours (and a cracking security system) to keep an eye on ma house with all its doors.

Mario does not have any friends, and the only thing one of his neighbours would do with a key is try to put a lighter under it for some heroin.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

His neighbours will have seen Rayn go, then dumb and dumber with their suitcases, 50-50 they'll get burgled. We'll get the blame, obvs.

 

[Ferguson]

I've never wanted to be in Lanzarote as much as I do right now.

 

[Madge2022]

He was quite happy to tell us they were both away visiting Hinch crematorium though, ah wuz hoping furra a wee live Q&A again oan the jurney.

 

[Shrekssister]

And so forth
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If I hadn't witnessed it myself I would have thought this was the work of bleep mother @hopethishelpsallthebest and nae debates
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I want a tippy tappy skincare live fae @Loopylou28 where she bespokely answers all our questions

 

[Madge2022]

His neighbours will have seen Rayn go, then dumb and dumber with their suitcases, 50-50 they'll get burgled. We'll get the blame, obvs.

Efter 10pm though, otherwise the ring doorbell will catch them. Ah'm sure Beak will huv his clients at polis station daeing a stake oot fur him, also.

 

[Clovis]

And so forth
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Clutchin' ma beak at the bespoke one piece bathing suit. She could've shaved her armpits though.

 

[SuzyE]

If he is away he'll know we know because we always work things out quick, so l wonder how many times he's been on here for a nose?!.

So!. Just incase he is away....Hi freak face Hope you're as miserable as sin already in the heat

 

[Daisy Uncle]

I'll be surprised if he manages to stay off that app for a week, he'll be dying to boast and gloat. Well, once he's found a launderette for the mouldy clothes, and a pharmacy for the highly irritive skin with out of date sunscreen on.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

We could make up a 24 oor rota and just sit glued tae this bespoke webcam and mibbes catch a wee glimpse of haudit & doddit View attachment 2912682

That's some idea there Batman. I'm in.
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You think he will go straight tae the Flying Scotsman and order a bowl of slop (stovies)?

I really hope he gets photos of him n deek aw cosy poolside in their peedos with their name cups.