He will be on a false lash journey once he's read here about how crap his eyelashes are. Please go for the Russian lashes Maz, they will suit you honest!
How I wish this could be a thread title ma lovelyAhhhhhh a face even a desperate, overflowing cock wouldn't spaff on
Hello ma lovelies. I’m coming oot of ma Jo Malane to say I am pure buzzin if it’s finally his holiday time. I am also on holiday in the Canaries right now but on a different islandIt's going to be a very quiet week on the gram as the OG and Deed Deek are departing sunny Glasgow today for long anticipated week in the Canary Islands.
He will be flapping about his wee Beirut towers stressing over his "Ma Lassie"
Huz he announced his departure?!?! Criss and joos at the ready hensIt's going to be a very quiet week on the gram as the OG and Deed Deek are departing sunny Glasgow today for long anticipated week in the Canary Islands.
He will be flapping about his wee Beirut towers stressing over his "Ma Lassie"
Wit dae youse mean might, moap kick yourself oaf that sun lounger and get tae Lanzarote in Canary Islands.Hello ma lovelies. I’m coming oot of ma Jo Malane to say I am pure buzzin if it’s finally his holiday time. I am also on holiday in the Canaries right now but on a different island. Might research flights or boat trips from one to the other
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I'm off to a Canary this weekend and all. Not Lanzarote but I'll be keeping my eyes peeled anywayHello ma lovelies. I’m coming oot of ma Jo Malane to say I am pure buzzin if it’s finally his holiday time. I am also on holiday in the Canaries right now but on a different island. Might research flights or boat trips from one to the other
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I’m in the big G C - Not Gemma CollinsI'm off to a Canary this weekend and all. Not Lanzarote but I'll be keeping my eyes peeled anyway![]()
Kin sum boady write a note fur ma boss letting them ken Auld Madge wulni be in wurk next week as ah'm daeing the Lord's workEasyjet flights LGW - Lanzarote today for a week for less than £60 return.
Who's going to take one for the team?
Hope youse kin still get rogered ower the bath ma lovelieI am FUMMING! As yeh awh noo, Lanzarote is ma wee favourite place in the world. Well, we were meant to be going on Saturday, but I can’t because the wean is due next month.
Fucks sake! It’s ruining ma life already and he ain’t even here
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Do we reckon this is her flight ma Lovelies? Security compromised!
In Mario time 'sUmMeR' could mean anything.I thought they weren’t away until summer time ? I thought Marion had maxed out her credit so that’s why they were on a tight budget lately and a £6 lash lift.
Marion cannae afford lashes hen, he blew all his petty cash on badges! Affronted!@hopethishelpsallthebest do you'se have time to give oor Marion lash extensions please?
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@Loopylou28 telt us aww.How do we know she's going to that place aboard today?![]()