Cleaning with Mario #121 Lilac Leggings on Tour.

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Hard of fkn English once again. The world is endless ma lovelies
What I'd love him tae show me is the current state of his bank accoont efter him huvvin tae buy aw they expensive items fae LF. It's a big con really, telling him he's getting exclusive influencer rates when really he's still paying ower the odds for a lot of shite he'll never use, just so he can say he's in collab wi them. P.A.T.H.E.T.I.C wee wannabe.
Also and so forth
His cup runneth ower.
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The Dalai Lama oaf Paisley and so forth, also.

Any of youse vile cunts gonni submit for sum beauty advice? I wuz gonni ask fur contouring tips tae hide ma beak, except ah dinni huv wan that needs tae be slimmed doon.
Unfortunately hen I'm bespokely bloacked or a wid.
 
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The Dalai Lama oaf Paisley and so forth, also.

Any of youse vile cunts gonni submit for sum beauty advice? I wuz gonni ask fur contouring tips tae hide ma beak, except ah dinni huv wan that needs tae be slimmed doon.
Not beauty advice but he did say the world is endless and so forth...

 
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I’ve been blocked for asking why he’s promoting things on look fantastic when they’re cheaper on Amazon where he normally shops
 
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Speaking oaf the blind Nikita dug. Av bespoke blocked ma friend. We were oot fur a coffee this morn and the lady who served us wis called Nikita, when we sat doon ma friend said “Nikita, that’s a dug isn’t it” ah told her tae sit doon and get some class
 
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Is he no an adult on the weekend then?
Thick in the heed as well as thick in the thighs.
Always moaning about time flying, well go out and experience life befare you die, rather than stuffing ya face with pizza & loaded fries ya cretin.

I would rather take beauty advice oaf ma postman than Mario 'sensitive skin' Mcknight.
He's turning into AW.

 
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Pause life for a tiny moment? His whole life's on hold.
 
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I honestly cannot believe he has put that box up, things he can show and help with? Sorry I don't think so, he looks like he's been dug up.
 
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The fact he even has to post that in the first place is embarrassing
Hinch gets sent stuff without having to ask her sheep, although she is fucking woeful at talking about products.
Then there's her makeup mate who gets sent stuff but genuinely knows what she is talking about..

Mario has to ask people what should he discuss from LF - how fucking tragic from the crypt keeper.

New York in America

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xxxxx
 
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He's fangirling Hinch again. This kin be her turn tae visit him. She can sit at his my first make up dressing table and they kin tappy tap their face wi snail jizz while Shartio jizzes his y fronts.

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I’ve been blocked for asking why he’s promoting things on look fantastic when they’re cheaper on Amazon where he normally shops
Youse ur my hero hen, ah'll let youse ken if he answers
 
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The hype put him off. No paying a tenner each for him and Derek to see it in the cinema put him off it’ll go over his head and the 7 hairs on it anyway Loves to pretend he doesn’t love to jump on bandwagons when that’s all he ever does but just always months later
 
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“I’m finally seeing the Barbie movie until now”. WTF.
The whole concept will completely go over his head and I bet he thinks it’s shite
 
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Oh this should be HILARIOUS. I can’t wait to hear what he thinks about it…
More like he didn’t want pay to go see it & Deed Deel telt him no am going see it, ask one your “friends” Maz.
Clearly waited until could see it on sky the tight sod.
 
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