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how ridiculous does this even sound? - go away you waste of space!
If youse wur in Scotland youse cud report this as a hate crime. Dae sum bespoke art wurk oaf them and stick it oan your bin, ah bet that'll get them taking it in afore anyone sees it.
So Mazda reckons he had a mortgage in his 20s - I have so many questions. Was it on his Auntās box room? Was he repossessed? What was the mortgage company thinking of? Is he lying? 
I've got extractor fans in ma lavvies (which btw are switched aff unless needed) but they're activated by the light, when you turn the light aff the fan runs for a few mins then turns itself aff, so assuming his runs the same way, unless he leaves the light oan it's always gonna go aff, mibbes it's no broken ataw and he's just plain hard of common sense and it's far too complicated for his pea sized brain. Walloper.
Mines the same.
All those years and the thick twats just realised. I wouldn't admit to it on social media because it's so embarrassing.
They're drifting apart, like his eyes.
He definitely goat an invite like Scotland's home of the year and aw they home shows ower the pond in England, but it's no fur him. Canni compromise his security or safe place,also.
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Ah canni face his dots of doom again, but ah hink he said he could/should have got one in his 20's but he's too auld noo. If that's rang ah'm blocking and reporting anyone who disagrees, capeeesh!!!!So Mazda reckons he had a mortgage in his 20s - I have so many questions. Was it on his Auntās box room? Was he repossessed? What was the mortgage company thinking of? Is he lying?
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Well something has to be done, he's making the place look scruffy by leaving it out all day, until my husband gets home. Unacceptable. May start a campaign of abuse. If he can walk to get his, he can walk to get mine. It's laziness and I won't stand fur it.
I wonder if any of his lovelies mentioned that adding additional clutter to an already small humid room, will compromise the circulation of air? Bet them rolled up towels are sodden.
Poor hygiene
Poor adhesive
Grinding
Gum disease are only some the issues that cause them to separate
The only way to get rid the gaps is to have 1 or 2 the veneers fixed, has he even been back to them for check up since getting them back in 2019? Probably not would mean he would need to pay. Ā£175 per tooth say that could buy so much tat in b&m and that other small business home bargains & so many take away beige foods.
The gap at bottom had bonding in it heās had that a while but can see all the top starting to separate.
Old teeth journey pending.
The bathroom issues. No1, don't put up wallpaper, you idiot. Needs that specific bathroom paint. After a shower, wipe the interior down, open the window, run a dehumidifier on an extension lead, it's not rocket science is it. Obvs also window open, use the bleeping fan. All that money wasted though, it'll be stained and hanging off soon. 
They already had one fat, ugly, PIP-abusing Scottish influencer there ma lovelie and couldnāt compromise their security any further. Plus theyād already reached their target for diversity and inclusion at that stage.
Having PaisleyMario and ScottishDeclan at the same time would be like having JLo and Mariah in the same room.
(Pic robbed from @ayeayecaptain on the ScottishDeclan thread- is no ma screenshot, capeesh?)
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Hard of English
Hard of the ability to pull a switch
Hard of mortgage knowledge
Trained in nails
Hard of the ability to pull a switch
Hard of mortgage knowledge
Trained in nails
I forced myself to watch again, in case I picked him up wrong and Iām afraid his exact words were that he actually took a mortgage on in his 20s, like most people do.
Never message this page again, ma lovelie
I have a Maria on my street and I purposely leave my bin out to wind her up because I'm an hole and can't stand people who take it apon themselves to dictate how people should live.
I'm a bespoke toxic dick
Ma lovelie you couldnāt be more wrong and so forth.I forced myself to watch again, in case I picked him up wrong and Iām afraid his exact words were that he actually took a mortgage on in his 20s, like most people do.
Never message this page again, ma lovelie
He says āA shoulda took a mortgage on in ma twenties, like maste people daeā which translates to he thinks in order to be able to pay off a mortgage you need to take it out when you are younger. Heās so stupid.
1 bed flats much nicer than his hovel sell for 70K on Seedhill road! By overpaying, that could be paid off in no time! Heās hard of brains and so forth.
I deffo heard I should have taken a mortgage in my 20s too. Prob couldn't have afforded one back then too though a 3 bed semi would have been about 80k then if that.
So the bespoke liar does have a passion to buy a hoose and pay money to the bank instead of the council.
Cuckooing regrets.
A passion that could never have been obtained because he spends aw his petty cash on utter shite and doesn't have the brain cells (or petty cash) required to invest in a property.
Wonder if he thinks he'll be gifted his maw's house once she's gone, seeing as the other 2 weans already have one each? Can youse see them being fine with this because I think this just screams family fall-out. Oh well at least it'll give Johnny material for a bespoke new theatre show. Looking forward to the scene where Marion yeets the panto pic oot the windae 
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