Wee Pricardo JnrI think the blue mop needs a name. Hopefully Mazda won’t suffocate it with a sphong55eee cloth again, my poor nerves can’t take it!
Wee Pricardo JnrI think the blue mop needs a name. Hopefully Mazda won’t suffocate it with a sphong55eee cloth again, my poor nerves can’t take it!
Legit thought this was a bicycle seat*Jess as in Jimmy Nicol’s Boutique.
Was pissing myself at the blue mop’s erratic movement whilst he was blethering on. The perfect puppet for himView attachment 150604
It's boring, isnt it?I have had enough of him today ...we are getting days worth today ...he bought new closs and tumelers...I think he will now go and have a tommytank in his new basin ...so aye
Deek needs to get unchained!! He tells us he’s at work but I’m no believing him. I think he’s chained in a cupboard, he sees why the Hoover is on show as Deek is in the cupboard where the Hoover should be. Deek do you need help?? We will come save you from pricardoIt's boring, isnt it?Derek definitely needs his own Instagram, we need entertainment and for him to claim back his flat, so aye!
#wewantderek
Like The Craig (Big Brother 1) was in Avid Merrion's cupboard in Bo Selecta!Deek needs to get unchained!! He tells us he’s at work but I’m no believing him. I think he’s chained in a cupboard, he sees why the Hoover is on show as Deek is in the cupboard where the Hoover should be. Deek do you need help?? We will come save you from pricardo
Like The Craig (Big Brother 1) was in Avid Merrion's cupboard in Bo Selecta!#FreeDerek
Whoever lives near or within 5 miles should go past his house with a sign saying #FreeDerek#freedeek #freederek
Cable tie one up randomly in Paisley.... pleasseeeeeWhoever lives near or within 5 miles should go past his house with a sign saying #FreeDerek![]()
I was thinking that about the plant, Maz you don't put objects on your cistern it's a hazardYES!! Why in good god would you have a plant over the flusher? Do you not flush? Do you use your wiener hand to move it ergo, germy? I need to know why this is a thing? Do I need a flusher plant?
Also, He made the taps super shiny with the cloth after he’d done the spray cleaner over them so they’re clean...right? But then he went in with the disinfectant spray. Why is he doing that? It’s already clean so why the need to waste disinfectant spray?
I DON’T UNDERSTAND!
Gawds, he is such an auld wifie. Look at that perfume sprayer! I didn't think anyone had used one of those since the 1950s. Even my mum didn't have one and she would have been 100 this year.Well this is creepy AF!
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On the trolley park, outside of The Range would be perfect!Cable tie one up randomly in Paisley.... pleasseeeee
If only I lived closer I wouldOn the trolley park, outside of The Range would be perfect!
I actually think it a cropped sweatshirt ...he’s really got such cheap and tacky taste ..in home stuff as well as clothes!!!!