Cleaning with Mario #12 Cluttering With Mario

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D2theyawn

I cannae deal today ma luvlies
Between him and Becky home sweet bleeping home 🤦🏼‍♀️
ijust want the world to stop so I can get off. I hope the wee scrote drops his phone into his new boujie basin filled with amonia. Arse wipe
If I ever see the wee fanny in the shire I’m going to ram a chocolate eclair right up his left nostril.
 
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Pinkgirl87x

Pinkgirl87x

D2theyawn said:
I cannae deal today ma luvlies
Between him and Becky home sweet bleeping home 🤦🏼‍♀️
ijust want the world to stop so I can get off. I hope the wee scrote drops his phone into his new boujie basin filled with amonia. Arse wipe
If I ever see the wee fanny in the shire I’m going to ram a chocolate eclair right up his left nostril.
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To funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣 this thread is life!!! Arse wipe. Still no sign of Deek??? He’s probably down the loo
 
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Jo-Min99

Jo-Min99

D2theyawn said:
I cannae deal today ma luvlies
Between him and Becky home sweet bleeping home 🤦🏼‍♀️
ijust want the world to stop so I can get off. I hope the wee scrote drops his phone into his new boujie basin filled with amonia. Arse wipe
If I ever see the wee fanny in the shire I’m going to ram a chocolate eclair right up his left nostril.
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His highly strong amonia sink area
 
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If I click onto his stories where he’s speaking, I have to click straight back off it if I’m in the same room as anyone, and go into empty room so aye
 
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twilightgarden

twilightgarden

ayeayecaptain said:
Imagine his brother being nice & buying him something of good quality. How bloody rude did he sound there?
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I thought this. I’m sure his brother will be thrilled Mario has ditched his expensive and perfectly good sink basin after 2 years in favour of one from Home Bargains. He’s so ungrateful!

Curtaintwitcher45 said:
“Am no gonnae patronise yeez” says the man who makes videos on how to clean a bin
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Or how to clean your Shark handheld hoover. ‘Youse aw see the orange button that says push to remove, well you just push it and it comes aff... So you can steep it in Zoflora...so aye!’

Knob. Jockey.
 
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Frankensooze

Frankensooze

That dildo holder he's got his straighteners in, he could go for a sex dungeon vibe for his boudoir.
 
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Curtaintwitcher45

Curtaintwitcher45

Poor Dekky boy is holed up the lobby cupboard, shackled at the ankles and this cunts swanning aboot the hoose giving it “MY toilet” “MY taps” I bet it’s wan name and wan name only on that tenancy agreement. I know Mazzy boy pays full rent but mon to duck, surely they go half’s. That’s a brass neck, he meets Dekky boy and within 10 minutes he’s tanned that boys hoose and turned it into his own personality trait. I bet he had it planned the whole time, he’s wanted a that bespoke diamanté poked headboard for as long as he can remember and he’s fought tooth and nail to get it
 
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JeepersPeepers

JeepersPeepers

Sorry for the newbie ignorance but how long have they been together? Sure seems like forever given the amount of tat items shoved displayed around the place using up all the viable space.
 
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