Me thinks he’s after another article in the newspaper “Scotland’s male mrs hinch bathroom hack will change how you clean your tiles”He’s the gift that keeps on giving todayHe’s now pegged just Sppphhhhhonge cloath onto his wee mini mop contraption thing “Super easy, super nifty” Dead. He’s now proclaiming there’s “Nuhin worse than streaks oan yer wet waws” I’d say skid marks on your toilet *are*,marginally, more offensive to the eye, Pricardo, and you were more than happy to broadcast them before the watershed
https://giphy.com/tfjVwsC1RhW8Mario is a sad tiny wee man with a huge chip on his shoulder 1 because he is small (small man syndrome) and 2 because he thinks the world is homophobic and dislikes him because he’s gay..his life is Instagram and showing strangers how clean his flat is..you couldn’t not keep that tiny flat clean with only 2 adults in it..we all know how to make a bed and hoover carpets so why does he feel the need to story it every time he does it? It actually baffles me
You should be gone in, shown them Mario's puc, asked if they'd had this famous persI took this earlier today....just as a point of reference for you all.
I was swithering posting it but seeing as Wookie is at it aswell....View attachment 149885
Aww Mario hun, you love me really. Did he order it two, or three sizes too small?View attachment 150522Get tae fuck mario ya wee prick.
hahahahahahaha I’m embarrassed for him
View attachment 150565 *susans
She’s not obsessed with you, she thinks you’re a prick.
I've got Jason Momoa tied up under there.If I were @Frankensooze I would be checking under the bed right now. Melvin is obsessed
She’s on her Tesco laptop flicking her beanIf I were @Frankensooze I would be checking under the bed right now. Melvin is obsessed
YES!! Why in good god would you have a plant over the flusher? Do you not flush? Do you use your wiener hand to move it ergo, germy? I need to know why this is a thing? Do I need a flusher plant?Feckin ell mazza that bathroom stresses me out full of shit, shit and more shit whyyyyy the plant on the flusher you absolute loon
sphonge off will ya ma luvlieee
WE NEED ANSWERS MAZZAYES!! Why in good god would you have a plant over the flusher? Do you not flush? Do you use your wiener hand to move it ergo, germy? I need to know why this is a thing? Do I need a flusher plant?
Also, He made the taps super shiny with the cloth after he’d done the spray cleaner over them so they’re clean...right? But then he went in with the disinfectant spray. Why is he doing that? It’s already clean so why the need to waste disinfectant spray?
I DON’T UNDERSTAND!
*Jess as in Jimmy Nicol’s Boutique.
Was pissing myself at the blue mop’s erratic movement whilst he was blethering on. The perfect puppet for him
I think the blue mop needs a name. Hopefully Mazda won’t suffocate it with a sphong55eee cloth again, my poor nerves can’t take it!
A pure boujee sweatshirt is the prize today if you correctly answer how many times he said super...am so glad he has found a youse for his pegs...its aww in ma highlights from ages ago...so aye
In my mum's back bedroom.She’s on her Tesco laptop flicking her bean
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