Hahahaha I came on here to see if anyone else had noticed this. I spotted it straight away as we all know its a hideous pink rug he has lol. No cafes or anything are open for sit in's yet so he has definitely been in someone's house today breaking the lockdown rules and trying to be sneaky about it. He is now saying he was out a lovely long walk to try and justify the length of time he has been away, which is because he's most likely been traveling down to Ayrshire. He thinks everyone is stupid. He is a tit.Right ma lovelies, dig out your magnifying glasses and analyse this!! Is it just me or is that a bespoke grey boujee rug in the background that doesni actually belong to oor Marion. Is he breaking the lockdown rules? Dae I need to get our Nicky Sturgeon on the blower and grass him in
also, Even his tea and cakes look boring and beigemaybe they’re from cassell veechiii so aye!! Mwah nae debates on my page pls xView attachment 149274
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I’m sorry but these are rank!!! Marian there is nae pink in them??
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Are those #gifted "flowers" he found on his doorstep just twigs and leaves spray painted in grey and silver? 
And wood flooring too, he has crapets, he’s definitely broke the lockdown rules , get on to the polis
Looks like a care home trolley table, defo his sister's conservatory then so aye
How far away does his sister live, then? And is that the one with the jacuzzi?Looks like a care home trolley table, defo his sister's conservatory then so aye
What's that, Mazza.... "It's the sound of the police... "And wood flooring too, he has crapets, he’s definitely broke the lockdown rules , get on to the polis
Them flowers look blue oh forgot nae debates on Marjorie page ...dob him into wee jimmy krankie for breaking lockdown...so aye
Maybe he was just testing his eyesight, he does have kerrykatonas disease 
Marion haznae wooden flairsRight ma lovelies, dig out your magnifying glasses and analyse this!! Is it just me or is that a bespoke grey boujee rug in the background that doesni actually belong to oor Marion. Is he breaking the lockdown rules? Dae I need to get our Nicky Sturgeon on the blower and grass him in
also, Even his tea and cakes look boring and beige
You guys are on fire, I was more disturbed by the colour of the tea!Marion haznae wooden flairs
The way he has to display everything is like he is trying to show ‘wealth’ (depends on what your definition of wealth is I suppose 
) hardly think he was a deprived child that went without though. I was a bit guilty of it when I was younger cos I didn’t get much growing up. Dunno....maybe I am thinking too much into it 
Tell you one thing I have tit hair that has to be washed everyday and yet there is no way I would have my dryer and straighteners constantly out proudly on display! Put them in a bloody drawer!!
) hardly think he was a deprived child that went without though. I was a bit guilty of it when I was younger cos I didn’t get much growing up. Dunno....maybe I am thinking too much into it Tell you one thing I have tit hair that has to be washed everyday and yet there is no way I would have my dryer and straighteners constantly out proudly on display! Put them in a bloody drawer!!
Fur coat nae knickers or fur coat in his knickers.
I probs shouldn't have typed that as I've given myself the ick now
He seems to have taken a bit of a step back from insta recently, he has mentioned before he’s felt burned out by it? He doesn’t seem as enthusiastic with insta as he used to be
The 80’s called Melvin, they want their dried grass arrangement back
Totally I bet they smell like a foosty old fanny...I hope
...do aye
I hope he doesn’t put that dry twig monstrosity in the window. Back in the 80’s pampas grass out the front of your hoose told other swingers you were up for it! Don’t want Melv getting his outbox smashed in. So aye and so fourth
Great spot. That looks very much like the rug he had before the present abomination except it's on top of a pale coloured crapet which he hasn't had. Where you at Melv, you wee rule breaker you. Who fell heir to the squeegee fluffed, febreezed, zoflora'd and 1001 foamed chemical hazard cast off??Right ma lovelies, dig out your magnifying glasses and analyse this!! Is it just me or is that a bespoke grey boujee rug in the background that doesni actually belong to oor Marion. Is he breaking the lockdown rules? Dae I need to get our Nicky Sturgeon on the blower and grass him in
also, Even his tea and cakes look boring and beige
Its like a telenovela up in here with the suspense of it all!
Or even his back box ...so aye
Let’s hope they leave his letter flap in tact. The council men left it in a right state last time. He was fewming. Absolutely raging! *clutches tatty housecoat*
Lockdown has only proven what we all knew. He has no imagination for content and without free and easy access to his fallbacks of Primark, Poundland, The Range, Home Bargains and B&M he's got next to nothing to say.
I think the days of doing a "live" are well behind him too.
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